Whiskey is for two kinds of people: old men and those who hate themselves and this leaves Thrall to wonder; What secrets lie beneath her smiling surface? Inspired by a prompt on the Warcraft Kink Meme.

Agent Washington is finally up and about after receiving Project Freelancer's latest AI fragment, but how does his new friend measure up? (Written for RvB Happy Hour. Rated for language.)

"I'll make them all disappear. One by one. I'll kill them all, for hurting my precious. Don't cry, love. I'm happy, too..." Mysterious disappearances. Gifts from no one. An obsessive shadow. Will Alfred be the next one to be taken away? Crazy!IvanxAlfred Rusame

AU. 1950s, America. Anti-German sentiment is alive and well, and for most young people, destiny is already decided. But one American and one German may stray from their intended paths, and perceptions are always subject to change. America x Germany

For his loyalty General Winter had promised Russia a mate; one who could stand beside him, not lay broken under him. But the old ghost was always so cruel. While keeping his promise he had never promised that said mate wouldn't fight back with a strength equal to Russia's. If it is meant to be then why does the promised one resist? Historical. RusAme. GerMerica.

"A man wanted for murder breaks into a house and holds somebody hostage. By the end, when the murderer is taken, the hostage cries after the few short hours left alone with the man. A lot of things could have happened..." A special something for Valentines.

Ivan and America are in a relationship. Japan does not take this well, but there's more between the two then even he could guess. RusAme, sort of one-sided JapAme. Warning:smut that includes Necrophilia.

"It was just for a few laughs," he says while staring at the blood splattered on his clothing. "We figured it was just another stupid game." .:Human!AU/Demons/Occult/Non-Con/Dub-Con:.

There are levels of awareness, levels of consciousness, levels of understanding. FILSS has always known this. It's how she's been programmed.

Now back in his own time, Gohan struggles to fit back in with his family and friends after his experiences in the past. Will he try to lift himself out of his depression alone or accept the help of those who love him? Sequel to "Alea Iacta Est". (Nothing changed; just marked as "complete.")

'Ceasefire' is a loaded term. Carolina deals with the immediate aftermath of the battle at the jamming station. Spoilers for 12x18.

Ludwig Beilschmidt, a German immigrant in New York, living under the roof of your typical lower class American family, the Jones', makes a bit of cash on the side with common detective work. Finding lost pets, lost jewelry, those sorts of things. Amelia apparently has other ideas when she brings in Arlovskaya...and a murder case. Could Feliciano Vargas really be responsible?

The thing nobody tells you about having an A.I. destabilizing in your brain is that it's not all bad. Carolina, Epsilon, and their half-remembered dreams. Spoilers for 12x11.

Amelia Jones: a girl with dreams of heroic proportions. Which are put to the test when she is nominated to represent the USA at the Hetalia Academy of Global Achievement, an experimental school built to foster cooperation in the modern world. Well...'cooperation' might be a stretch. Gauken AU, Genderbending

Ivan's desperate to show something to Alfred in his hotel room and Alfred's only too happy to oblige. PWP.

All he could think about were the days he had missed in the sun. / Magical Creature AU Vampire!Alfred, Merman!Ivan M for sexual content and gore.

Ivan and Alfred are bullies at a local high school, and are rulers of the school, so to speak. Everybody fears them. What happens when Arthur starts discovering secrets about Alfred to black mail the blond, and in turn, Ivan to leave him alone? RusAme

After the defeat of the Meta, Blue Team adjusts to their new leader's command style. Which, y'know, would be a whole lot easier if a mysterious shadowy figure didn't keep trying to assassinate him. It's gonna be a long trip home. (Set during the stuff we didn't see in season 9.)

The first implantation can feel a little... odd. Eight standalone stories in which the Freelancers meet their AI fragments for the first time.

Alfred Jones is a normal, midnight-shift DJ for a Denver radio station that he may or may not use to spread his vast love for classic rock. Ok, well, Alfred was not as completely normal as he wants others to believe. He's a werewolf. And being a werewolf has many complications. Especially when you tick off the local vampire Family. And then they get a hunter to eliminate you. RusAm

Ivan Braginsky seems to have caught something while on his tour of Afghanistan. Unfortunately, that something is difficult to get rid of. Besides, he's not even sure if he wants to. (fem!AmeRus, super NSFW, with sex demon Amelia)

SO MANY PAIRINGS! Steampunk world, Alfred is Arthur's son and is to inherit the clockwork business. He meets a handsome Russian airship captain and gets a major crush but doesn't see him again for a long time. Since then, Arthur's met Juliette and her pretty daughter Madeleine. Love love love and steampunk. What can be better? :P

Ivan, a seasoned dog sledder in the Alaskan wilderness for the US postal service, is given a pup in human form. Fluff and Smut. Alternate Universe - Dog Sledding. Russia/America.

Alfred is a serial killer, Ivan is the head detective in charge of finding him. So what happens when they meet without knowing that and start getting very friendly? RusAme. Rated M for gore and sexual themes.

A collection of one hundred SuFin oneshots, showing the many sides of Sweden and Finland's relationship. In war, in peace, in sickness and in health, for better and for worse.

CardverseAU! The reunion of the lovers was predicted to be heartbreaking- but that's only the beginning of the turbelence when new enemies and old promises and unknown trysts and murder come back to haunt us. RusAme main- more couples inside.

[rusame] Get your brain bleach, kids, because I'm about to tell you a little story! (a bad attempt at humor; old fic, read at your own risk)

Some events, frankly, aren't important enough to make international news.

It may not be the most conventional life, but the little victories make the journey grand. A story of Ivan and his child Alfred.

"Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him, the poor idiot might be stuck in a tree or something." In which Jean struggles and Marco is patient and reality is something like a fairy tale.

One day, upon visiting England for an important matter, Russia meets and befriends a child with golden hair and pretty eyes. When it comes time to leave, however, he finds himself reluctant to part with his new friend...AU, human names used.

Each time they met, Marco saved his life. Each time they met, he was his guardian angel of sorts. Healing him, staying there, protecting him. He couldn't ask for anything else. - Oneshot, Jean x Marco - warning for character death, spoilers for episode 13 and slight male/male

When Ivan Braginski moves to a tiny Vermont town, he doesn't expect much to happen. That is, until he meets Alfred, whose past mistakes led to a reputation he can't shake off. So when things start to spiral out of control, Ivan realizes that even the most daring plan is better than the alternative.

Thinking will kill you, so Jean wants to think. Jean/Marco

Ivan puts himself under too much stress, so his therapist suggests he try dancing. Of course that class would be taught by a sexy blonde who can't keep his mouth shut and sees the same therapist. Maybe they can help each other. RusAme AU [Warnings include: discussion of mental disorders, eating disorders, and drug usage]

The threads will unravel. (Slow-building, serious take on the "OC dropped into Hetalia" trope. Historical. No pairings.) [Credit to Creativay for cover art.] Complete.

This is a big series of little stories about Gilbert and Matthew. Sometimes the stories are sad, and sometimes they are happy. Sometimes the stories are connected to each other, but a lot of the time they stand alone. There's one thing that's certain about this series, though: there's still a long way to go before it's finished. 100 Theme Challenge, PruCan. COMPLETE

Kakarot a lowclass Sayian who doesn't like to fight catches the interest of the Prince, he's forced to train with him for years, developing a strange relationship which progresses in even stranger ways. When Frieza decides to destroy the planet Kakarot and the Prince eascape to Earth where they must stay hidden and train to avenge their race and kill Frieza. AU

The collapse left Russia with an empty house, which he managed to escape before it could swallow him whole. But the new apartment might not be much better.

Every country must die as a human before they can be brought back as an embodiment. Russia knows how almost every nation died or produce enough of a good guess to satisfy him. Except for America. So he makes a deal to gain such information by telling his own story. Slight RusAme.

"I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but I can't regret any of them, because all of them have led me to you." .:Human AU/High School/Arranged Marriages Abound/Multi-Pairings/Like.. Slight UKUS and Others/Infidelity in a Way…/Drug Use and Abuse/Inconsistent Time-line Written in Present Tense:.

Ivan Braginski, awkward university student with a rather poor grasp of the internet, is infatuated with a mysterious blogger who posts pictures of himself in various states of undress and kinkiness on a certain picture blogging site. Russia/America. Sexyblogger!AU.

Things in Russia go from bad to worse and Ivan's barely holding himself together not that he'll let anyone see that . But after missing a meeting he can no longer hide it and of course, it would be America who finds him. Eventual AmeRus.

Russia picks up America at the airport. They get stuck in bad traffic. Things happen. Based on a BBC News story.

Canada was sure that hearing voices was the first step on the path to madness but it was better than being alone.

Ivan is a lonely sentinel standing in the fields, day in, day out. Little changes in his humdrum existence, pardoning the day his button eyes land on the village headman's son, Alfred Jones. Eventual Rusame, CanadaxEngland.

He never had a problem like this on his life, but of course there's a first time for everything and he became infatuated by a student turning is life into a living inner turmoil inferno. What can he do if the infatuation keeps growing and it may be reciprocate? School AU, teacher Alfred and student Ivan relationship issues. [americaxrussia, human verse]. Rated M for precaution.

Prussia is left alone with New France and expected to deal with the monsters under the bed and strawberry jam.

Russia visits the empty houses of other nations when he's feeling particularly lonely. On one particular visit to one of America's homes the occupant unexpectedly shows up.

The planet Vegetasei has never been destroyed and is still under Frieza's thumb. When a twenty-two year old Prince Vegeta flees the palace for a night of peace, what is he to discover but something that will change his life and the course of his planet forever? Yaoi and het in later chapters.

His sisters are worried, he knows this. Yet he can't stop himself from drinking straight into the sweet oblivion of sleep just to see that beautiful vision with such a gorgeous head of blonde hair. .:Human AU : Alcoholism:.

When the time stream itself appears to be falling apart, Trunks must again journey to the past to set right what has gone wrong. He gets far more than he bargained for, however, when he lands ten years later than he'd intended.

Emily is an artificial woman made of metal and powered by electricity. Ivan is a human man made of flesh and his lifeforce blood. But she is just as alive as he is, isn't she? What does it mean to be alive?

While America's in Moscow visiting Russia, a blackout hits the entire city and surrounding area. While this may not be such great news for those sitting at home with no heat, the stars are shining more brightly than Ivan has seen them since electricity became popular in his capitol. He's glad he gets to share this moment with the person he loves most. RusAme, fluff without plot.

It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside

A series of one-shots dedicated to Goku and his family. Inspired by balthezarian. [Hiatus]

Matthew's sexy shorts are driving Alfred insane. What else is a hero to do when he can think of nothing but pounding his gorgeous brother right there on the living room floor? AmeCan, incest, heavy smut, and severe M rating. Written for the awesome Wiwiun!

"His loins burned once again as he touched Goku, moving his hands down to his chest, hearing the man take a deep breath. The younger Saiyan's chest moved up and he gasped a little, one of the Prince's fingers grazing over a pink nipple, causing Vegeta to freeze slightly..." Written for one of my favorite artists. uke!Gokuxseme!Vegeta YAOI!

AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!

Kink meme de-anon. A child is cursed by his cold father. A hero sets off to save a friend. A brother leaves home for a rescue. And so it was said, and so it was...

17th century. Russia is ordered by his superiors to win over little America and claim his territory, but he has plenty of competition what with France and England hacking each other to pieces over him. Who will ultimately win over the child's heart? AU.

The sequel to "Playtime." Feliciano wants it to happen again; wants the burn of leather, the slice of the whip, the more, master, please, to be become a part of their everyday lives.

He had snow, but all he ever wanted was the warm rain that was forever laughing its way past his clutching fingertips. Looking back on it, Russia decides that his decision was a long way coming. Rusame. Fiction written for the lovely Nenema and her illustrated story on DeviantArt.

Germany and Italy pretend to be engaged. As usual, everything is Romano's fault.

A collection of Nekotalia pairing drabbles and misadventures of the feline kind. Rated K for kitty fluffiness and rainbow vomit-inducing cuteness.

"Just because Prussia was completely smashed didn't mean he was stumbling around—no, that was his swagger." Prussia first meets Canada when the "invisible" nation starts a bar fight during a hockey match. For Prussia, it's love at first sight. Canada just can't understand why Gilbert's still talking to him. PruCan. Rated for language and mature content.

He had spent centuries of his life sleeping outside on battlefields and it was where he felt most himself. The stars might fade and he might no longer live and breathe combat but his heart was meant to be outside, rough and tumble, beneath the moon. One shot.

When an accident leaves Twilight Sparkle seriously ill, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Rarity must undertake a perilous journey to find her a cure. This story was written by Jetfire over at EQDaily, i simply copied it here for those who can't use GoogleDocs.

Spain comes to Finland seeking advice. Unfortunately, Finland sucks at giving advice. Fortunately, Sweden doesn't.

The story in which pilot Alfred F. Jones and professor Arthur Kirkland meet in London, and then proceed to write to each other from across Europe once Jones is sent to war. A World War II era collaboration by Wutaiflea and 9LRCenturion

Feliciano was quite sure Ludwig hated him entirely, but he soon finds out that the fire in Ludwig's eyes is something else entirely. Feliciano is pleasantly surprised. Germany/N.Italy. Smutty goodness. Language. Sexy out of control Ludwig. Human names used.

When America takes up a new boyfriend, England is determined to make sure the man of interest is treating him right...But you can never really tell how things are going with Russia, now can you?

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

Gerita. Fluff.

What started out as an embarrassing situation for Russia leads him into an exciting competition involving his once greatest rival. RussiaxAmerica, a little of AmericaxEveryone. Genderbending. Rated T to be safe. Human names used.

A mystical red thread that ties people destined for each other together. So what happens when Russia finally finds one on his own hand, but the person on the other side is running from it. RusAme. Rated T for safety. One-shot.

America goes overboard on Easter candy and earns a little TLC from Russia.

Scars were a sign of strength and life, Alfred could remember someone saying, perhaps one of his politicians or a character in a movie. They should be worn proudly, not hidden away in shame. Cue the dramatic violin crescendo.

GerIta. Pure fluff. So fluffy I know I'm going to regret it.

Italy knows all about his lover's kinky side and isn't afraid to show it. It's all a part of their love for each other. Italy/Germany smut, with some S&M themes.

Or, how Prussia attended his own funeral, and almost became half-decent whilst doing so. Prussia dies, and attends his own funeral. Except he doesn't die, and it's all hilarious. Really. De-anon from the Kink Meme.

Full Name: For Some Reason, Italy And Clothes Just Don't Seem To Get Along - Germany is fed up with Italy's habit of showing up at his place pantsless. He intends to punish him, but… Things take a slightly different turn. Ger/Ita, a mention of 'Spamano'.

*GerIta* Italy greets Germany with a cake after work. This somehow leads to smut. Valentine's Day smutty oneshot.

For nations, death is cheap. Russian Roulette may hurt, but they always come back to life. No, the biggest concern is what the other player decides to do while you're 'dead.' Character deaths played for smut and laughs, multiple times. RussAme.

Set during the first decade of the 1600s. Russia's first encounter with a very young and very curious America.

It should have been an issue that neither of them could speak the same language. Somehow, though, it did not matter if it was just a single door between them or a thousand miles; there was one language both of them understood. Love needed no words.

Canada propped himself up on one elbow, watching him go. With sad eyes, he raised two fingers to the receding back, broad and strong and breaking ever so slowly under Atlas's burden. "Bang. You're dead." For George Devalier

Cinderella with a twist. In which Matthew is mistaken for a girl and subject to the most awkward situations in the history of ever. Oh, and he falls in love. PruCan, UKUS, France/Jeanne, France/Seychelles. Oneshot.

In which a slip of the tongue gives Ivan access to someone for whom he never thought he could ask. Russia/Canada.

America approaches England for sex while he's doing laundry. As coitus ensues, England makes a sap out of himself and demonstrates how deeply he's in love in spite of himself. Fill from Kink meme.

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

Daryl stood, glancing down at the bite wound, angry and swollen and gushing precious blood. A death sentence. Except, he wakes up three days later, alive as the rest of the them. Gen. Multi-Chapter.

Every nation has a dark side, a second face only revealed in war and to those they trust... including everyone's favorite Hero. Russia ponders his lover's hidden self.

In a dark bar in the middle of the night, Russia poses a seemingly random question that makes America nervous in more ways than one.

When Feliciano is 'rescued' by Ludwig, he decides they're going to be together! Ludwig's reticence is just a minor bump in the road...

Despite having the prince charming on her side, how could she get rid of a rogue that kept pestering her for life? Prussia x Hungary with mentions of past Austria x Hungary. Smut, smut, and ... smut!

*Germerica slash* Alfred has a thing for guns. It's almost too bad that Germany is doing target practice today...

Russia has seemingly faded into the background after the fall of the Soviet Union. Always silent, always alone. America, frankly, is rather tired of it, and is determined to get something other than those bittersweet smiles out of him.

De-anon from the kink meme. Alaska's other dad isn't there for his eighth birthday - so Alaska reasons that if Russia can't come to him, he'll go to Russia. America reacts as expected.

Germany forces Italy to defect to the Allies. They later meet on the battlefield and Germany is injured protecting Italy, and his injuries help reunite the long-lost lovers. *HRE is Germany, GerIta*

America finds Russia's heart, and learns his real name, putting Russia under his spell for a brief period of time. 'Be careful with that - it's fragile.'

Trunks was going back in time to warn the others about the androids, but instead ended up in a time when Vegeta was Frieza's most ruthless soldier... can he keep his power and identity a secret when he sees the brutality of his father's past?

"God, Ludwig, this..." He licked his lips and felt his throat close up from a sudden surge of toe curling ecstasy, his head swimming in euphoria and brain grounded by the pain and time between each new tick of the blade. Ger/Ame/Pru

Student/Teacher relationship warning. This is the tale of Alfred, and a teacher he finds himself getting the hots for. He tries to shrug it off at first, but that's before he gets to feeling it's a pretty mutual thing.

Red vs Blue. In which Delta learns York's favorite color, and York learns that there's no such thing as a stupid question.

Just this once, Russia would give in to his desires at work. JUST this once... Rus/Ame yaoi.

AU RusAme: The Eastern Kingdom has invaded the Western Empire, but that's hardly important. Alfred's biggest concern is how to deal with upset parents, a failed attempt at registering as a Consort, and keeping track of his new Familiar. Now Complete.

School/Gakuen AU in which Alfred takes a liking to that Russian hunk next door. Which is all kinds of confusing, because he's pretty sure he likes chicks.

It brings all the boys to the yard.

"Don't lie to me." Russia bit the top-edge of America's ear, lips curled and tone husky. He let go of the tender skin and leaned up to breath against the curl of sensitive hair he'd discovered. "Don't lie to yourself, either." Rus/Ame fun, fighting kink.

1943 Italy: In Which Ivan is an American soldier and falls in love with Alfred only because he thinks he's going to die the next day.

Finland accidently puts a homemade video in Germany's Christmas present. Prussia finds it and decides to share with his friends.

Russia and America are fighting again, but this time they release pressure in a new way. Has nothing to do with the song, that was just in my head at the time. R-18 yaoi.

Prussia follows Germany to the bathroom and learns the truth about why his brother never removes his gloves. Warning for incest R-18 yaoi

At the height of the 3rd Reich, prison guard Ludwig receives his first and last charge. M for a reason. Gerita, semi-AU. Kink meme de-anon.

Injured and tired, ex-soldier Ludwig returns to his home post WWII. His new Italian maid brings light into his attic and his heart. Gerita. historical AU.

There had come a point where America had the realization that he had fallen in love with the Moon.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

One-shot: He buried his face indignantly in the crook of Russia's neck, breathing in his scarf, scars, and let the tears go silently as Russia wrapped his arms once more around him and whispered incoherent Russian-isms into his hair. Russia/America. R&R!

Gilbert and America are in an established relationship. Gilbert's anniversary present is a little...questionable. Rated for language and vaguely mature ending.

On April 25, 1945 on a river in Germany-after decades separated by the wall of ideology-Alfred finally gets the chance to see him. Historical/WWII era RusAme.

"It was difficult enough to break the stereotype as a male nurse—and it certainly did not help when one's boss happened to be a man like Arthur Kirkland." Doctor!Ivan/Nurse!Alfred/Doctor!Arthur PWP threesome. Rated for a reason.

Sealand follows the Allies to Disney World on a whim, but gets left behind by everyone but Russia.

/With every step you take.../ AU. The only thing Ivan wants is to get to know Alfred better. The only thing Alfred wants is to punch the goddamn Russki in the face. In the 'Le Lys et La Rose' universe

For Alfred F. Jones, a normal life is something he can never have. The doctors say it's epilepsy that's the cause, but Alfred thinks there might be more to these blackouts and strange dreams.

During a meeting, America is eating hamburgers as usual. Germany decides to eat one and actually enjoys it. America is so happy that he makes out with him right there in the meeting. /De-Anon from the KinkMeme Warning: Suggestive themes; language

Italy gazed at the stained glass with dead eyes. "I wonder which hurts more: hanging from your hands and dying for days, or having your heart shattered and surviving it for centuries afterward..."

Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...

America has rewritten the lyrics to a certain song. They go something along the lines of, "Save a horse, ride Prussia." Explicit.

Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.

This wasn't once or twice or three times. It wasn't a temporary arrangement, or something either of them could escape. Yaoi, Ger/Ita. Human names. Sequel to Einmal ist Keinmal. Disclaimer in my profile. #2 in series.

AU One-shot: In his strange ways, Ivan decided many things—and many people—had so much heart, and thus, so much potential. Alfred Jones was one of them. Russia/America slash. Human names used. Please R&R!

Russia likes things symmetrical. He likes America very much because of this: but he would like him much more if he didn't have that annoying, off-putting little cowlick. Fluff& slight Nantucket kink! RusAme

Alfred is invited over for a celebration at Ludwig's and Gilbert's place.

Maybe what he'd wanted all along was to give in. Yaoi. Ger/Ita. For my Muse. Disclaimer in my profile. #1 in series.

In which Germany has a closet full of bondage gear "just in case," and Italy wears a maids' dress. De-anon from the Kink Meme. Polished somewhat, but no differences to the "plot."

Over the vast distances of oceans, seas, and continents, Alfred F. Jones, Black Ops extraordinaire and legend on XBOX Live, faces his Russian foe in the midst of the digital Siberian tundra. All while whispering sweet nothings into their earpieces.

The US government's witness protection program has never had a witness die while under its protection. After innocent civilian Arthur Kirkland witnesses a murder ordered by the Vargas mob, will a hero's protection be enough to keep the record clean?

There was a boy who ran away from his not-so-evil stepfamily and found a house on chicken legs. And then he fell in love. RusAme. Crackish.

If someone had told Finland that he would find Sweden crying that day, he wouldn't have believed them, and yet here he was with Sweden's tear-streaked face buried in his chest... pre-relationship!SuFin

"This contract is to signify a union of one nation of the world with Russia, known by humans under the name of Ivan Braginski and legally known under the title of Russian Federation." Seriously, this CAN'T be good...

Written in honor of a moron. America and Germany get it on in a weight room. Simple as that. Read the little blurb inside to understand more. Rated M for a reason! PWP, yaoi! No likey no ready!

Alfred spends a night a little more wildly than he meant to...and has an awkward morning after. However, the events that result bring about a better ending than he would have believed possible, everything considered. Fluffy ending, Russia/America.

America and Russia work together on a ground-breaking project in space.

AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada

America contemplates the facade of idiocy he's always worn for the world and all the consequences associated with it. Unfortunately, the alternative just might be worse. One Shot.

England and France fear they may be losing the spark in their relationship. Then they overhear their neighbors in the hotel room next door... fighting... De-anon from the kink meme. Three-parter of equal parts RusAme and FrUK.

When, after encouragement from Dean's side, Castiel visits a barbershop for the first time, he strikes up an unlikely friendship with the barber and ends up with much more than just a haircut. Eventually Destiel.

Russia and America go camping in the Anza Borrego desert. Fluff/Space Race reminiscing ensues. RussAme.

Alfred thought it was just going to be another boring gauntlet of lectures and salads, but this time things go a little differently than the normal, and Alfred can't help but think he liked it better this way. Lemon-Lime-ish.

Alfred has a secret admirer...who irritates the living daylights out of him. Russia/America

America finds that making snow angels alone in the woods is better than eating chocolate alone at home. At least until he has to get up without messing up the angel. That's where Russia somes in. Wait, Russia? RusAme T for America's potty mouth.

Prussia has a plan that will assert his awesomeness over America. It's a shame things don't go as planned.As the saying goes, "It isn't over until Gilbert and America get it on." ...what?

A story in which Alfred and Ivan play football and Alfred may have jealousy problems.

America is falsely accused of destroying another country. Devastated, he disappears. Years later, Canada is forced to pick up the pieces and give the world the closure it desires. And he does so dutifully. In the most painful way possible. One shot.

The boys have a little too much to drink, and when Russia starts to feel all alone and depressed, America does his best to cheer him up!

Year 2026. There's a crack in China's armour, and all he needs to do is - take down that boy. The unthinkable happens. RussiaAmerica; with guns, weapons, political inaccuracies and action.

It wasn't a date, and he wasn't lonely, and he didn't fancy him. Certainly not. Main pairing US/UK with brief implied Germany/Italy.

America wishes for a not so sucky tomorrow.

Tarble's unexpected appearance brings back terrible memories and hidden resentments that Vegeta is forced to relive all over again. Can he and his brother ever make their peace? COMPLETE

AU Two-shot: Long after Alfred fell asleep, Ivan's huge hands wrapped around his own, Ivan wished he had said no, but sunflowers find ways to baffle you. Russia/America slash. Human-names used. Please R&R!

Ludwig's heart palpitates unnaturally every time Mr. Vargas' tongue darts out to lick those luscious lips of his. But no, it's not possible for him to be falling for his teacher... is it? student!Germany/teacher!Italy

"The weight of a bat is more or less 33 ounces. That's about one kilogram to you." Just another day for America as he teaches Russia the fine art of baseball.

After the disastrous dinner that was Buon San Valentino, Italy struggles with how to make things right.

When they first met, America told him his list of basic zombie survival rules. As they travel together, Ivan can't help but feel as though they're breaking some of the more important ones. .:Human!AU Zombie Apocalypse:.

Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :

USUK/GerIta/RoChu. Five little fics for the five days left before Christmas Day - and five different Christmases throughout history. Join the countdown!

Because, really, riding a train while wearing a wedding dress wasn't the best idea in the entire world, even if it was for the newly decided Love Of Her Life. PrusHung.

General Winter has kidnapped America and intends to keep him. It's up to Canada, Russia and the Nordics to mount a rescue mission; but the path is hard-going and there are dangers lurking in the ice unlike any they've faced before... a kink meme de-anon.

Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.

One day, as we were trying to have some lame attempt at a father-son dinnertime, he said to me, "I think I need to do something with my life." I blinked and glanced down. What should I have said? "I need to get a job." EXPLICIT. Rated M to the max.

Wherein Denmark has domestic hobbies and Germany is awkward enough to appreciate them.

Russia decides to kidnap America. Things don't go exactly as planned, since you can't really kidnap the willing. Eventual RusAme

Canada was one of the lucky ones. The poisonous gas had left him blind but this stranger was patient and caring, even though he would 'tut' softly when asked his name. One shot.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

England begrudgingly visits the house for the first time since Canada and Prussia have moved in together, expecting everything to be different. And in some ways, it is... For the better. One shot.

The first World War presented the chance, but flying was what brought them together.

"Unconditional armistice?" he murmurs. He clamps his bottom lip between his teeth. He doesn't want to cry, but his eyes tell a different story.

Quick one-shot. Russia has noticed the most interesting thing about his partner.

Prussia loves conquering of any sort. Sometimes that meant playing with plastic figurines and sometimes that meant playing with Canada. "Gilbert," Canada sighed, "What have I told you about total world domination?" One shot.

Sometimes there is such a thing as too much structure and control.

It was the twentieth anniversary of German Reunification. The day celebrating when East and West finally came together after decades of separation. And Ludwig hated it.

"I can do relationships and stuff too," Gilbert snapped. Alfred blinked at him. "Wait…you want to date me?" "Yes! I thought the vibrator and phone sex might've given you a clue!" Prussia/America, sequel to Checking In

A bond between a nation and the king can last through war and peace. Sometimes it can even outlast death. Written for the Hetalia Historical Fanworks Exchange.

America and England decide to put the Transatlantic Telephone Room to better use. Too bad Churchill needs to make a phonecall. Implied USUK.

Germany tries to ignore Prussia's advances as he makes dinner. Prussia/Germany

And that was his visage, his flesh, his clothing and his mouth, doctored into such a brilliant grin. (Cover image graciously done by deniigisukarnoart on Tumblr!)

It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings

Written for the APH fluffathon. Office AU in which a mystery man leaves tons of bizarre post-it notes in the break room every day, and Ivan becomes infatuated with Alfred, the man who works in the next cubicle over. Sweet fluffy stuff ensues. Ivan/Alfred

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

Germany's come to terms with the fact that he's hopelessly in love with Italy. He just wishes he could keep it from being quite so obvious to everyone else.

The guys have a rare day off and Italy knows just how he wants to spend it: cuddling with Germany in bed.

Germany slowly begins to realize, as he observes his ally in various everyday situations, that his feelings for Italy have evolved over time... Now if only he could identify what exactly they'd become. Written for the kink meme

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

"You don't smile like you used to. I kinda miss it." As of late, the world was beginning to feel like the end of a long, tiring race, and he a runner in the dust. He would die alone. Heroes had no happy endings left at the finish line./Then Prussia came.

There's something satisfying and grating in the way America waits for England in the rain. Even if he isn't English, Russia allows himself to play the gentleman and offers America the kindness of a pink umbrella and a listening ear. xXx RussiaxAmerica

Germany's painting remains blurry and incomplete; Italy wants to help him find the missing pieces. Post-Buon San Valentino.

Being a teenager is difficult enough. Now throw in a mad scientist boyfriend, a sickeningly perfect brother, a neurotic trainwreck of a mom, and alien superpowers. Enjoy the completely true, totally unembellished misadventures of Son Goten. *Truten, Yaoi*

In which Gilbert attempts to flee from his overprotective younger brother, who is convinced that something awful would happen the moment he stepped outside alone with those fuzzy ears and tail. AU setting. Complete.

Russia is in Princeton for a world meeting, and he collapses in front of Wilson. Sounds like a case for Dr. House! No pairings.

It was 1946. Alfred has a bouquet of flowers, guilt, and regret in his hands. Written for the kink meme, VERY sensitive material

Sticks and stones may break his bones but words will never hurt him. Or so Prussia thought. In which arguments and anger in a World Meeting go too far

Francis thinks Alfred's bottom is looking especially lovely lately; Alfred just thinks he's getting fat. Thankfully, there will always be someone big enough to convince him otherwise. USXRussia fluffy oneshot

The note on the box told Alfred that this was his present from Prussia, which he already knew, and that it had been a recommendation from France. The present itself was a vibrator. PruAm -round 2 is up as 'following up'-

"Mattie, I'm gonna get you a stripper for your birthday. You know, hot girl in a slutty cop costume knocking on your door saying she's gonna have to arrest you and then starts taking off her clothes." "Make it a hot guy and you've got a deal." PruCan

In which Matthew is a spy, Ludwig doesn't believe it, and Gilbert is right for once but no one believes him. Ludwig/Matthew

You can't con a con man. Russia/America, one-shot.

One small kiss can spiral, leading to exciting paths. Ludwig/Feliciano

Years after the Berlin Wall fell, Russia met the supposedly dead nation, in a much smaller form. RussPru

America finally decides to confess his love to Russia, but it ends horribly. But that's okay, he's got the full force of Hollywood romance behind him as he tries to woo his love. Of course, everyone else has to get involved. human names used

England and Russia both want America. Russia's attempts to copy England's wooing methods leave something to be desired.

In which Russia and America discuss all three over breakfast. No capitalists were harmed in the making of this fic.

Italy knows that he is lazy and weak and never gets much done but that, really, cannot be his own fault. Not if Germany insists on doing... well, THAT... Its PWP, you know.

*Prussia/America, Gilbird* One morning, after a particularly tiring day working, America wakes up with a chirping Gilbird on top of his head...

Sequel to Three Little Words. The new couple gives dating a try. DenAme

“Just remember, I own a Rottweiler, a variety of machine guns, and the blueprints to your house. I would be extremely careful in anything you tried to pull off.” PruCan two-shot with protective America.

In which Ivan Braginski courts Gilbert Beilschmidt for reasons unknown; High School AU. Complete.

1989: Pripyat, Ukraine, is a city best left forgotten: A place littered with deadly radiation is the last place Russia and America should be musing about their relationship, the danger doesn't lurk in radioactivity, but rather each other. Russia/America.

Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.

A collection of old drabbles focusing on Russia/America throughout the Cold War Era, beginning to end. Warnings for mature themes, sexual themes, and bad language.

The bosses have decided that the best way to better relations among the Nations is to lock them in a building over night. Bored, our heroes have decided to undertake a game of truth or dare. A full list of pairings and characters is at the beginning.

Just the lightest of touches to Canada's knee, and suddenly the entire meeting is completely ruined. Smexings in a broom, ahem, Utility closet. Who could ask for more?

America throws a holiday party with mistletoe, hoping for entertaining results. What he gets aren't exactly the results he was hoping for.

Prussia/Canada. A century ago, if someone had told Gilbert that he would one day be playing domestic with a peaceful nation, he would have laughed in their face—and then invaded their vital regions for good measure. For qualapec.

Movie night turns into a political march down memory lane. References to the movie Private Benjamin.

Hungary didn't really want a penis." The sexual journey and evolution of Hungary, from when she discovered she was a woman to the discovery of her own desires and into her marriage. Austria/Hungary, Austria/Hungary/Prussia

A walk down memory lane, in the form of one special gift. RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Russia/America, yaoi, man on man, mature content.

--what happened to the little boy he used to know.

After his Valentine's Day plans with China fall apart, Russia finds himself spending the rest of the holiday with America, a bottle of vodka and an obscenely large box of chocolate.

Elizaveta is determined to find out who Gilbert wants to ask out for the school dance. If that means bullying his friends, being hired by Gilbert to slave over a cake, and invading his diaries, so be it. Chap 6: You broke your promise.

Prussia has been dissolved but Gilbert still lives. But why? Gilbert is no longer Prussia but something else entirely.

England wants America. So does Russia. Neither can have him. Not individually anyway. And thus an unholy alliance is formed... RussiaxAmericaxEngland, Rated M for saucy content

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

Russia decides to throw a birthday party and invites the entire world, but no one shows up... that is, except for one rather insensitive guest and one who might or might not be just an alcohol-induced hallucination.

Germany has done the research, read all the books, made all the preparations - everything will go according to plan. Except Italy does not do so well with plans.

ItalyxGermany - Italy wakes up after a night with Germany to find the blonde man gone. Lost in his thoughts, eh wonders about the other nation....and of someone he lost long ago.

A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England

Why, oh why was he given that of all presents in the world! Someone was doing that on purpose! Sometimes life is just so frustrating when you're Gilbert. -yaoi, lemon, PrussiaxCanada/GilbertxMatthew, PWP-

America suffers from post-concussion syndrome after a terrorist attack. With palliative care the world is expected to make a full recovery. 9/11 as a blow to the head with an AK-47.

Gilbert decides that what the world really needs is to be ruled by him. He is happy to oblige. Oneshot

They're like a married couple. Except not married–Matthew stands by that, damn it.

‘When he returns to Earth- gasping, slowly, slowly, atom bomb- everything has slipped away again.’ Ivan and Alfred post WWIII and the absence of the Dragon in the room. America feels himself that little bit more insane.

*GerIta* gift-fic for drcalvin. It is hard to cope with your past and with your shame, even if it's not really your fault. It is harder to accept and let go. Germany slowly comes through, and Italy is always at his side, through history, through time.

An attempt to clean out his storage room leads England to remember a forgotten promise he made to little!America. He decides to finally make good on his word.

Vegeta lies catatonic, twitching and unresponsive, on the cool tile floor. Trunks prods his father with the tip of his sneaker before turning to Bulma. "Geez, mom," he asks with concern, "what did you do to him?"

America wonders what Russia mumbles about, in that Russian of his, before they map out each others' bodies - before they kiss - before Russia presses a firm kiss on the top of his ear and tells him to sleep. Oneshot, RussiaAmerica, present timeline.

Ivan gets a mysterious letter in the mail inviting him to a ball that apparently none of the other countries know about. He decides to go, but he is not prepared for the odd evening ahead. RusxUS fluff, Song Fic

It really is a special relationship. Five short, fluffy fics exploring a relationship between America and England. Um, explicit sex between two country-boys. Possibly dangerous and/or illegal amounts of fluff.

America's never been hurt like this before. England reacts.

Sometime in 1942--Italy's a lover, not a fighter.

America says goodbye to England before heading off to the Pacific Theater for a while. The Allies did decide it was his job to deal with Japan, after all. USxUK.

Reformed or not, there are simply times when Vegeta's notion of an appropriate response is not in line with a 'good' person's.

Vegeta, in a rather contemplative mood, watches Goten and Trunks play on a beach. post-Kid Buu.

It is actually a certain attraction that my boss would like to attend.” Ivan settled onto the edge of the desk and paused before pulling his metal pipe from his jacket and placing it on the wood with a clank.

During the final moments of the battle with Cell, something unexpected happens. After being catapulted not only across the galaxy but thirty years into the past, can Gohan find his way home without altering the future?

After Chichi's death, Goku finds comfort in brutal sparring with Vegeta. One night it escalates into something more, leaving them to pick up the pieces and deal with a fallout neither of them could have expected. Mpreg.

Just before Gohan starts High School Trunks and Goten decide they need a few new playmates. They find the Dragon Balls and wish youthful versions of their fathers into their time line.

Five years after the destruction of Vegetasai the last three Saiyans in Frieza's forces try to make a life for themselves and wait for the day when their Prince is old enough and strong enough to avenge their people.

Trunks writes an essay about his family...much to the disbelief of a certain teacher. WARNING: mentions of Yaoi and Yuri

The title says everything. Oneshot. GokuVegeta

Followup to A Little Late. Father and son talk after a period of silence and finally confront each other on important issues.

PostCell. There might still be something to salvage among the wreckage.

A dark bonding moment between father and son.

No one really understands what it is to be a tyrant.

[COMPLETE] Nothing prepares you for those unexpected moments that forever change everything you know about each other... An original epic story written from the alternating perspectives of Goten and Trunks as they grow up and learn to come to terms with their unusual and ever-evolving friendship. (Expanding from the universe beginning near the end of Dragon Ball Z)

Yaoi, GohanVegeta. Everyone deals with changes growing up; occasionally they sicken you, and sometimes they hurt people. A tale of obsession and denial, and an experiment in writing styles. Non-fluff, realistic, bits of blood and lime.

M17MT. When a hint of hesitation on Trunks' behalf leaves Juunana alive in the wake of their final fight, the android finds himself the houseguest of his greatest foe in the weeks to come. Unable to escape, Juunana battles with a puzzling question: why?

(Complete) Son Gohan finds himself cast into an highly unwilling situation. Now with final Author's Note

Goku can't sleep. Perhaps a chance meeting with Vegeta is all he really needs...[nonslash]

Nappa's last will and testament. Different approach to Nappa's character. COMPLETED

[COMPLETE] Four different views of Trunks' life growing up as the son of the Prince of all Saiyans. Sometimes, when you look into another's pain, the only thing you can see is yourself. EXTREME ANGSTVERY DARK

A variation on the 'Bulma dies' genre of B/V stories. Bulma is dead ... but how long can the afterlife contain a stubborn, blue-haired genius determined to reunite with her loved ones? GT spoilers.

A short, sweet post-GT fic. Saying goodbye to an old friend ... or not. (Spoilers for the end of GT.)

Another Bulma/Vegeta story with a slight twist. Something unexpected changes their perception of each other (and Yamucha actually isn't a cheating jerk). **Completed**

Sometimes the past is harder to face than fate. A Mirai vignette featuring Son Gohan

[Complete] Mirai timeline. Bulma used up all her tears after Son died even after finding the bodies of Yamucha and her other friends, her eyes are dry. But when Vegeta goes missing, Bulma just might need to cry again . . .

After hearing the word day-in and out, young Trunks and Goten finally ask Vegeta to explain what a "Kakarot" is.