Favorite pondersome quote: "When someone asks you 'a penny for your thoughts' and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?"

Other Favorite pondersome quote: "Why do croutons come in air-tight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?"

Other other Favorite pondersome quote: "If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?"

Favorite corny joke: Q - What do cats eat for breakfast? A - Mice Krispies

Other Favorite corny joke: Q - What washes up on really small beaches? A - Microwaves

Favorite keychain saying: "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Other favorite keychain saying: "Those who think they know all are very annoying to those of us who do."

Other other favorite keychain saying: "Boys are great. Every girl should OWN one."

If you want to tell your crush that you love him in a different language, use LATIN. He'll never know! (Unless he's in your Latin class. In which case, use Greek.) "I love you" in Latin also means "please." It's a very useful phrase. "Amabo Te," just in case you wish to take my words of wisdom seriously. ;)

Hey Arnold is the best cartoon in the world.

Books to read before you die: Harry Potter series, Dealing with Dragons series (by Patricia C. Wrede), and The Far Pavillions (by M.M. Kaye). All good depression-banishers and creativity-inspirers.

Cute T.V. guys: Orlando Bloom (but ONLY as Legolas the Elf), Heath Ledger (especially in 'A Knight's Tale') the Huggies baby in the no leaks commercial

"The World's a Stage." ACT! See plays! Especially see "See How They Run!" It's hillarious!

Likes: red, CHOCOLATE, music, CHOCOLATE, art, CHOCOLATE, acting, CHOCOLATE, writing, CHOCOLATE, blue eyes, CHOCOLATE, glow-in-the-dark plastic stars, CHOCOLATE, summer/easter/winter vacation, CHOCOLATE, jewels of all kinds (esp. rubies and emeralds), CHOCOLATE, funny movies, CHOCOLATE, chenille pillows, and CHOCOLATE.

Dislikes: stinky dogs, brown, loud noises during the wee hours of the morning, rain, mud, insects, SPIDERS, colds, cold lasagna, scary movies, Latin, MATH, science, ALCOHOL, polka-dot boxers, and false teeth.

Goals in life: to own a million-bajillion dollar mansion by the ocean with lots of rooms, to become moderately famous for something, to pass Latin class, to be the first female president, to win the nobel prize, and to create world peace! Oh yeah, and to get a story review. :)

Still bored? Check out this great story my friend wrote called "The Personal Memoirs of Katie Johnson." It's a really neat/interesting twist on Harry Potter. Her pen name is "KatieGirl". Enjoy!