"Beca, you go do those dishes now, or…or, we won't have sex for a month." "That's hilarious, Jesse. Like you could last a month without sex." Oneshot. Beca/Jesse

"When Piper came back from wherever she had been, he'd been asleep, and in order to distract him from the fact she had gone out and gotten a piercing, she decided to prove to him how amazingly the piercing could be when in effect." Piper just got a tongue piercing, and it ain't doing Jason any justice. Rated M. Jasper.

Beca is cynical, convinced that love is something Hollywood made up to make money, until a certain nerd proves her wrong. AU-ish.

"They say you're a freak when we're having fun, say you must be high when we're spreading love, but we're just living life and we never stop, we've got the world." Beca/Jesse, post-Kennedy Center flop. A series of missing Jeca moments from Pitch Perfect 2. COMPLETE.

The first time with her wasn't the first time he was with someone, but it was definitely the first time it really meant something. He knew he loved her (he was just too terrified to say it). - Series of random drabbles (and fluff. lots of fluff.)

Jesse had a bucket list. A sex bucket list. He pilfered it after watching an episode of How I Met Your Mother: Lily's 50 Reason to Have Sex. (Rated M for sexual content. Fluffy, lemony, one-shot goodness.)

What happens when Kimmy Jin doesn't walk in on Beca and Jesse watching the Breakfast Club. WARNING: NOT EDITED AND PRETTY BAD IN GENERAL

It's times like these when Beca seriously wonders what goes on in Jesse's head; it's the twenty first century, they have phones, they do not need to be communicating through post-its, thank you very much. (Beca/Jesse; short one-shots; canon)

an alternative to the Jesse x Beca storyline in PP2 (minor spoilers; one-shot)

A remedy for the lack of Jeca in PP2. Elaborations on the scenes we did see and some that were cut from the movie. Warning: contains spoilers for PP2.

A companion piece to Numbers. A series of one-shots giving a more in-depth look at Beca and Jesse's relationship, in non-chronological order. This story was deleted and is now reposted and updated!

The a cappella groups of Barden University have teamed up to perform a winter concert to delight all ages, much to Beca's dismay. Beca hates cheesy duets, Christmas caroling, and, well, Jesse Swanson at the moment. She soon discovers that the holidays aren't all that bad, though, thanks to the one guy she wasn't liking so much.

On her 26th birthday, Beca Mitchell is dared by one of her best friends to give a relationship a chance, but there's a catch: they can't "go all the way" for three months. Enter Jesse Swanson. While Beca is struggling with keeping the dare a secret, Jesse is struggling to keep his own secret. Will their secrets ruin them before they really even start? Rated M.

"She would certainly be the only one to reach him, in the deepest places of his heart." Together, Annie and Finnick live a disfunctional, lovely, humorous, heart-wrenching, and charmed life against the odds. Modern AU Odesta. Banner photo taken by yours truly. *COMPLETE*

He said it was inevitable. He was right. He usually was. Just random oneshots I come up with about Beca and Jesse, our a capella boy and our a capella girl. I absolutely adore the two darlings.

Teddy proves it's most definitely not her.

There are many little things that make up Beca Mitchell and Jesse is very interested in finding out every single one of them.

"But now that I've found you/Together we'll make history." Jesse's not totally wrong about the inevitability thing. Beca/Jesse futurefic oneshot.

Different one-shots in Beca and Jesse's relationship as it moves forward starting with the kiss. It begins one second, minute, hour, day, week, month, and year after the kiss and continues on from there. Chapter 10 now up and the story is complete! Rating

Chapter Nine: (Part III) This is her revenge. Very small, sad revenge but it's something.

Set of short stories based around the lives of Beca and Jesse, past, present, future, AU etc. Story fifteen summary - Jesse discovers two types of magic at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; one is from the end of his wand, and the other is Beca Mitchell.

Beca's a cynical wedding columnist. Jesse's a heartbroken composer. Their friends might think they're perfect for each other, but they think otherwise. After a drunken mistake, can Beca and Jesse get along long enough to get what they both want? Or is this just a disaster waiting to happen? [AU]

This is not how Beca saw it happening.

Lily Evans didn't know what it was, how exactly he had changed. But he was different, somehow. The things he did, the way he smiled at her made her heart melt. He had definitely changed. Rated M for language and lemons in later chapters.

Five-part snapshot view of Beca and Jesse's lives together. "On more than a few occasions, she's sleepily opened one eye to find him staring at her unabashedly... She's given up telling him off for it. Now she tends to just stare right back."

"It's a flea market, where you'll probably buy some weird, demonic looking cat thing that we'll eventually have to dump in a river so it doesn't kill us in our sleep." Beca drags her boyfriend out against his will. Fluff ensues.

So this little thing going on between Jesse and Beca? Yeah, it's the world's worst-kept secret, one that has been too entertaining but too tiring to watch from the sidelines. So the Bellas decide to take matters in their own hands, and Beca ends up having to remind herself that she doesn't (shouldn't) care, at all. (Or at least, that's what she tells herself.)

A series of Beca/Jesse one-shots and short stories inspired by songs. I will accept prompts/song suggestions! Enjoy! ***Previously named Stay, Stay, Stay. Title comes from a suggestion by penagain.*** Currently on permanent hiatus.

Written for the 30 Days of Writing: A drabble a day challenge on Tumblr. Beca x Jesse. Day 12: Knowledge. "There are a lot of things that Jesse has learned about Beca, and there are a few things that he's learning about himself."

It isn't moving in until she has her toothbrush in Jesse's new apartment…or so Beca tries to convince herself. (Or, how Beca realizes she is kind of sneakily moving in, to her complete and utter mortification.)

From Kansas to Simple Minds, love is complicated. Especially between a nerd and the girl with the earspike. (And she doesn't even wear glasses.) Follow Beca and Jesse as they stack, sort, and fix their feelings for each other at the station, and everywhere else. An extended look at the events in the movie, featuring most other characters. Canon heavy. Rated T for serious language.

Growing up they absolutely despised each other, so when Teddy learns Victoire is transferring to Hogwarts, he could not be more infuriated. But when they are reunited, feelings change and start to develop no matter how hard they are fought. Arguments, jealousy, and chaos ensue as the next generation learns that the older you get, the more complicated things become.

Their final year, their final chance at finding each other, his final plan to call Lily Evans his. To grow up. Full detailed summary inside. Canon pairings/characters. JP/LE alongside the ever wonderful Marauders.

A series of AU one-shots. (Beca/Jesse)

It started with a fountain pen. And ended with a kiss. (But nobody needs to know that.) Started as a one-shot. Not anymore.

So, yeah, of course Jesse Swanson believes in love at first sight. You can't be a total Hollywood-freak, movie-buff and not believe in that type of thing. It basically invalidates the lesson of every movie ever.

Beca's never really been anyone's girlfriend before. It's kind of freaking her out a little. Jesse/Beca, first half of sophomore year. Written as accompaniment to "i'm singing this song for you."

They were stuck in her throat. All she had to do was blurt them out. Come on, three little words.

The first time...didn't exactly go as planned.

Movies might not be Beca's thing, but it gives her an excuse to hang out with Jesse, even though she'd never admit that to him (heck, she can hardly admit it to herself). Alternate/missing scenes leading up to and after the big ICCA kiss. Slightly OOC.

When Beca and Jesse are thrown together after their breakup for a joint Barden Bellas and Treblemakers gig tensions run high and awkwardness ensues. Beca/Jesse

Jesse loves it. Beca hates it. Or she tries to, but there's something about the way Jesse looks at her that almost makes her change her mind on the stupidity of it all. - A collection of drabbles and oneshots based around Valentine's Day.

"Beca figures that she's not so alone after all because everyone here is heading toward something or running away. She can't decide which one she's doing." Beca and Jesse's life in L.A.

Beca really isn't into big, romantic gestures. Beca/Jesse, set post-movie.

Beca hates a lot of things about Jesse Swanson. (Except maybe she doesn't, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.)

The last time they're together is never the last time. Beca/Jesse future fic

He has this theory about how many times a heart can break.

The first time Jesse says I love you, Beca may or may not freak out. That may or may not be a thing that happens.

Jesse's absolutely, pathetically in love with Beca Mitchell. No, really, it's kind of disgusting.

In which Beca suffers the injustice of having to dress in holiday appropriate costumes and learns that all she needs to be happy are a bunch of crazy girls and one dorky boy.

He's seen all the movies and the big romantic gesture always comes at the end. Hers was only their beginning.

She thinks their beginning was actually the beginning of their end. Really though, what kind of couple can have such a Hollywood-worthy beginning and then sustain a normal, functional relationship? Especially if said couple is hoping to do so across a three thousand mile chasm. A surly girl with piercings and tattoos serenading a nerdy film-buff with a 1980s hit song? Come on.

falling in love with him isn't a big, sudden thing.

She never thought she'd change her view about love and about relationships until she did. (JessexBeca) Not an update. Just had to fix a few errors.

Teddy thought that he was only suffering from a broken heart after their separation, but it was so much more than that. As he begins to bring up his past, he is reminded of the times spent with Victoire. Will he be able to surpass all six degrees and realize in time?

Part I of in-progress trilogy [6th year]: The thing about being Lily Evans and James Potter was that you couldn't do anything without everybody else saying something about it.

Rapunzel's an honorable, crime fighting hero. And she's having a tryst. With a cat burglar. AU.

Lily relieves some tension in the warm bath and James happens to wander in... Bronze Metal: Smutlympics - Aquatics. Rated M for Strong sexual content and language. Don't like, don't read.

Victoire sneaks out of Hogwarts the night before they leave for Christmas holiday so that she can spend a quiet unsupervised night with Teddy Lupin in his flat.

How do you plan a wedding when the best man and the maid of honor are out for blood? After one of the nastiest breakups in Wizarding history, Hermione worries that Harry and Ginny will ruin her big day. Warning: rated M for sexual situations & language.

It takes nerve to play professional Quidditch. It takes even more to tell your mother and brothers that you're leaving home to live in sin with your boyfriend. Harry/Ginny with mentions of other pairings. M for a reason.

Teddy decides to have some fun with Victoire somewhere in the Burrow and well... they get caught in the act. ONESHOT! (credit to the artist for the gorgeous fanart i used as a cover!)

Teddy intends to propose to Victoire today. He wants to make the evening very, very special - which may involve changing his eyes, wizard pastries, and enchanted flowers that glow and move on their own. Sequel to Fish out of water.

Rogan, futurefic. My version on setting right the events of the last episodes. It's been done a million ways, but this is my attempt. Set in London, just prior to the 2012 Olympics. One-shot. Complete.

Harry doesn't get back together with Ginny after the Battle of Hogwarts. Seven years later they realize that there is still something in that old wind. Rated for sexual content