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 Author has written 1 story for Kingsman: The Secret Service. Hello! So it's tradition to come back and check up on my old fanfiction.net so as of now, 11/7/15 I am a college freshman enrolled for the nursing program and in Gamma Phi Beta. So I write a lot of fanfiction but I never post it due to low writing confidence but every once in a while I have a need for people to read what I've write so this is where stories will be published :) Anyways, I hope you enjoy whatever I have posted on here (I've only got one fanfic right now but that'll change soon!) I don't post a lot of fanfic because I only write when I'm super depressed, super happy, or in-between the feeling of stressed and relaxed. Very weird but that's the only way I can explain it. So, a little inspiration came to me tonight and I wanted to continue the father/son relationship that Harry and Eggsy have simply because I need that familial feel to them for some reason. Social Accounts: https://twitter.com/smore0610 https://www.youtube.com/user/legandsliveforever1 Favorite Soundtrack (at the moment): Old Favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOrdtrXrSiE&index=15&list=PLyM-qNQgXtxEIQJqE5l22cr3KewsS0Lsg New Favorite: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIfJgO3NEwuB3TrCBQ1OdN6UrXc2spvAw If you ever find me through here make sure to message me you came from ff.net and I'll make sure to give a shout out :D |
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Kingsman Material by The Cocky Undead reviews
19 year old Eggsy is spiraling down an unhealthy path as he does odd jobs for Dean that eventually turn into more serious situations. Harry 'Galahad' Hart is facing his own bunch of troubles as he takes on his newest mission.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,360 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Complete
The Kingsman's Daughter by Wildheart75 reviews
After the after math of V-Day, A 21 year old girl by the name of Alex struggles to come to terms with what she's done while also discovering her true father's identity. With no one else to turn to, she's forced to trust him while also discovering he's not like most fathers. But there's one question on her mind, where has he been the last 21 years? Please read and review! Enjoy!
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Harry Hart/Galahad, OC
Feeling Way Too Damn Good by KenzieTheCrazy reviews
It was supposed to be an average mission, something Harry had done several times in the past. Little did he know a woman was about to turn his life upside down, awakening such a strong need in him that he had no choice but to say goodbye to the gentleman inside him. But can they follow their no relationship, no jealousy rule? (Harry/OC)
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 2/18/2015 - [Harry Hart/Galahad, OC]
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 10,312 - Follows: 3,573 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
But Wear the Chain by Elsie girl reviews
Hermione completes her last year at Hogwarts, studying under the war hero Severus Snape, keeping her hopeless interest in the mysterious man to herself, along with her other struggles... until one night when she arrives for detention and hears something she never expected: "I want you." Love potion accident. Thanks for reviews and awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 173,765 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Contact by ChristinaFay reviews
It all started as a task, a responsibility, and a secret wartime communication channel. Throughout the years however, the mysterious contact slowly became so much more than neither of them could have imagined. When the war was finally over, nothing could stop her from looking for the true identity of the man she loved. Set two years after the war, ignore epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,535 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Close To You And More by HiddlesOmNomNom reviews
(ADOPTED from Molvanian Queen-In-Exile) Still grieving over the deaths of the people she knew as her parents, Hermione finds herself having to take up residence with her real father – Snape. How will they survive her 7th year, let alone the holidays? Slash and Mpreg warnings, to name a couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Remus L., Severus S.] [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9693 - Favs: 21,743 - Follows: 12,921 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sons of Reproach by Lyndotia reviews
Harry has just returned from his first year at Hogwarts and, after a visit from a house elf, the Dursleys lock him up, vowing never to let him return to the magical world. Then a most unexpected person turns up: Severus Snape. EVENTUAL Snape Adopts Harry fic; I repeat, this is not slash, and they will not randomly change their minds about each other in chapter three.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,166 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9414 - Favs: 24,160 - Follows: 9,599 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7746 - Favs: 5,779 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8349 - Favs: 10,471 - Follows: 5,421 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Whelp II The Wrath of Snape by jharad17 reviews
Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,346 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Angel by Dragon Fire10 reviews
It all started with the cloaked figure in the window. From there Hermione learns there is no black and white in a war...only shades of grey and a dark angel that comes to her rescue...or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 145,300 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 4,364 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 3,606 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Girl in the War by kilara25 reviews
Snape's life would have been so much easier if Rose Potter had been born a boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 206 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 5,490 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Real Parents by redfrog reviews
AU to HBP, Hermione finds out that she is not the Granger's daughter. We find out there is more to the Slytherins than we thought and not all Gryffindors are good. This is a SSHG fic with some other potential parings. Some Dumbledore and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,613 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Go With the Tide by Tantz reviews
HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,461 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Pen Pal by Allison Elder reviews
I find your lack of enthusiasm in this correspondance childish and amusing in equal portions. You're pouting like a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,880 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 3,837 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 5,268 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Invisible Friend by teacherbev reviews
Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,408 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Coyote Ugly by Allison Elder reviews
Hermione Jane Crystal RogersGranger has run away...to America no less. But why? To work at a bar, of course! Or...is that the real reason? HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,375 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Has A Heart reviews
There were only about three things Eggsy truly thought he couldn't live without and would do anything to keep these...possessions, in all manners and forms, safe and happy. The first night of initiation Eggsy looses his medal of valor and panics, Harry is there to calm him down.
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/1/2015 - G. Unwin/Eggsy, Harry Hart/Galahad - Complete