It's the year 2185CE. Commander Jane Shepard is recruiting members to bring with her on a mission against the Collectors and the Reapers. Among the candidates is Dr. Harry Potter, the reclusive mad scientist who has been missing for twenty years. Who knows what he was doing during that time? Rated M to be sure.

Naruto Uzumaki, jinchuuriki of the nine-tailed fox, future Hokage and video game character? follow Naruto as his life takes a turn as new abilities and strength comes into play.

Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?

Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.

6th year AU - Harry disappears the night before the students leave for the summer holidays after 4th year and the tri-wizard tournament. 2 years later he's back, but a lot has changed.

What if Xander could close the dimensional rifts when Dawn bled?

Baskilisk Venom and Pheonix tear infected his blood forcing him to change to live. But what will this change do to him, will he still be human? eventual TxHxF. Rewrite to Of Tears and Venom: orginal

Thrown into a parallel dimension during the final battle with Voldemort Harry finds himself stranded in a world where Demons exist and the world is protected by a young girl; The Slayer. Will he be able to return home? Will he want to?

A foolish mistake has drastic consequences and painful decisions will follow, but out of pain and darkness can come joy and light.

Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.

He was abandoned by those he loved, ruined by corruption, and lost in what had become his life. But Hope is a strange thing. Harry's been hiding something and when it is revealed the world will quake in the pain of change. HP/FD/GD, post 5th year,non-Cano