Hehe hey peoples :P just to let u kno ahead of time im one of those awesome people that u rarely get to meet in life. lol. im so self-absorbed arent i? that was retorical question. anyways there are also other awesome authors on here too like LilanTheDangerous and TamyTheAnimeLover. im pretty sure the r other ones too that i just havent discovered yet. but just because someone doesnt say ur awesum or says someone else is and ur no doesnt mean ur not. everones awesum in thier own way *thumbs up* lol.. i used awesome so many times in this. Lmao. well anyways i play a couple of intruments like the piano, guitar (kind of), and violin. i lyke to write storiess (duh.. why else wud i join fanfiction? othr than making friends) and drawing. alsomy friends tell me that im a very nice person but i deny it but it just can't be helped to in the end i believe them anyways :). and something really im portant about me. I. Love. ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's like one of the best things ive ever discoverd! i like soul eater, full metal alchemist, inuyasha, and blah blah blah, etc, etc, etc...thrs just so many that i watch i cant think of them all right nao.

Oh yeaz! heres are some pairings that i wuv ;D

STRAIGHT: (alot will be Soul Eater because i hav recently finished watching it and i dont rlly rember much of the characters from other animes)

SoulxMaka

Black*StarxTsubaki

Black*StarxMaka

KidxPatty

KidxCrona

InuyashaxKogome

EDxWinry

TohruxKyo

TrainxSaya

AmuxIkuto

KukaixUtau

BI:

sasukexnaruto

Gokuxvegeta

Sasorixdeidara

(=^w^=)

p.s please dont be too harsh on ur comments/reviews i mean like i want urs reviews so i can make my stories bettr but y'kno? im just... sensitive so take it easy on me.. please.

95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Put this as part of your sig if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn & a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"

So my actual real life BFF is on this website!! Octupus Taco (damn she keeps changing her name haha). i am her yang and she is my yin. BFFS!!!!!!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (umm...okay?)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (I'm just in a dance class! Hell, I don't even LIKE the class!)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (...ew:P)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.(I don't know if I would really consider myself 'punk' but whatever!)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (Shhh! Don't tell anyone! ;) )
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. (I'm only A LITTLE Cuban! It's hardly anything!)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must be in with the mafia and only eat pizza and ravioli.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! (Again, only very little...)
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(I'm not pretty, people just won't leave me alone until I bold it...Seriously, I don't think I'm pretty!)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player.(Umm, okay? :/)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (what is considered big?!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (Maggie this is for u. dont get any ideas thinking its someone in our class... *cough* * cough* Joey *cough* cuz it not)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.( I don't have any eating disorder or anything! I spend my time in the library, thank you very much!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (I'm a lot of things okay!)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST havea problem with self control. (SOOO no true!)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (...ew again! :P)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so i must be EMO
I'm a TEENAGER, so i must have a STEREOTYPE. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.(I don't know! It's not like it's their fault they're gay and I don't find anything wrong with it really...)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (...I'm not really artistic but whatever!)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (hello?? manga!!) I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Um, would it be MANGA?! Not anime! :P)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I guess I'm a Fangirl...;) lol)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak-willed. (Okay, those are COMPLETELY irrelevant!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. ( O.O Wait, what?!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (...I really don't know about this one...) I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy ( Yeah, we'll see who the hippy is when we die of lack of oxygen because there are no more plants in the world!...What?)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I must be LAME
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I really don't know...)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm a girl, So I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties (I am the COMPLETE opposite! Well...kind of...)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Well it depends on the yaoi!)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I am skinny, so I MUST be sensitve about my weight (I am not! I just like to be healthy you stupid steriotypes!)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Okay, that one is kinda trure...)
I am calm, so I MUST not have an opinion. I am pale, so I MUST hate the SUN and stay indoors
I’ve never been in love, so there must be something wrong with me.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail, again.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will Ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this Shit!