Sup internet,

I suppose you are here to learn something about me, you losers, so you can stalk me or something. Whatever, that's fine by me. Axe murdering rapist cannibals don't scare me. [Jeff Dahmer! You're here!]

So my name is Rachel, not that'd you should care. I'm pretty sure if you spend your time caring about the names of little girls on the internet, you should turn yourself into the police. [I didn't even touch her, so I can't be blamed!] I am a female, if you haven't gathered so by now, I am a teenager, like, legit "I am going to crowbar your brains out while listening to loud music and screaming 'fuck the police!' while I disobey my parent" teen, not "I loves me some Justin Bieber" teen. I like to swear, too! [Or should I say, I fucking like to fucking swear a lot bitches. Fuck a whore! No? Okay...] I'm a lesbian, and I was a bit disappointed to find out my mom is fine with it. i was hoping she'd drag me to a church, or threaten to disown me... Life is so boring...

Um... I think that's is. Yeah, that is most certainly it.

See ya.