I am soooooooooooooo sorry I have been soooooooooooooooooooooooo inactive lately!! We just got two new puppies, so they've kept me busy. Also, it's SUMMER, so instead of typing up hot mating scenes like a nerdy pervert, lol, I'm outside imagining hot mating scenes like an outdoor-lovin' pervert! ANYWAY, I'm kinda waiting for my second writing wind, soooooooooo, that might take a while. ALSO, I'm trying out for the basketball team, so instead of doing the above things, I'm pondering steamy lemons while I'm hit with basketballs instead of catching them. Again, will update soon (hopefully). I just need to put all these lemon-y thoughts down on the computer... Wafflez forevah!!!

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List your top twelve favorite warriors characters in any order!

1. Firestar

2. Squirrelflight

3. Leafpool

4. Jayfeather

5. Hollyleaf

6. Lionblaze

7. Dovewing

8. Ivypool

9. Cinderpelt

10. Graystripe

11. Spottedleaf

12. Bluestar

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

LionblazexSpottedleaf...uh...TOTALLY!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Jayfeather...? Let me get back to you on that one.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Bluestar gets Ivypool pregnant...SICK!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yes.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Squirrelflight and Lionblaze... Cool, I guess...

6. Four/Six or Four/Nine? Why?

JayfeatherxLionblaze or JayfeatherxCinderpelt? Well, JayxCinder would actually work, but I would like to see LionxJay...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve mating? Dovewing walks in on Squirrelflight and Bluestar mating...?

"WOAH!"

"Dovewing, what are you doing here?"

"Yeah, we're busy here! Don't you have a prophecy or something to fulfill?"

"Oh, yeah! Thanks Bluestar! I completely forgot!!!"

Squirrelflight and Bluestar *roll eyes*

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Leafpool and Graystripe? Uh, Secret Love. Leafpool sees Graystripe from afar. Lonely after Crowfeather and her don't work out, she finds true love where there shouldn't be any. I HAVE NO IDEA!!!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Firestar and Ivypool fluff? Uh, cool to read, but I don't think anybody is sick enough to write it...yet.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Dovewing and Bluestar... Let My Mistakes Guide You

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? I dunno...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? How should I know?!?!?!

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Eight? Squirrelflight, Jayfeather, and Ivypool? No, I don't think so...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? "My Achy-Breaky Heart" CUZ ITS COOL!

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Firestar, Lionblaze, Bluestar? LEMONS!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? When she got raped by Brambleclaw. Don't ask..

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Firestar and Dovewing are in a happy relationship until Cinderpelt runs off with Jayfeather. Firestar, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Spottedleaf and a brief unhappy affair with Bluestar, then follows the advice of Hollyleaf and finds true love with Leafpool. OMG, so right yet so wrong!

What title would you give this fic? Firestar's True Side

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Dovewing and Ivypool? Uh... SISTERS!

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar one someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Sandstorm,

When I feel second-best,

I'll remember Yellowfang,

When I'm bitter towards the rest.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

Copy and paste this on your profile you're TOTALLY in love with Warriors! YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!! WARRIRORS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT CHEAT, OR IT WON'T WORK, AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TO TRY THIS. DO NOT READ AHEAD. IT'S WORTH IT...

DO NOT CHEAT!!!!!!!! This is so creepy, but it totally works!!!!!

1.Get pen & paper.

2.When choosing names, make sure they are REAL PEOPLE that you ACTUALLY KNOW.

3.Go w/ your FIRST INSTINCTS! (Very important for accurate results).

4.Scroll down ONE LINE AT A TIME. DON'T READ AHEAD

5.On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1-11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

6.Next to NUMBERS 1 & 2, write down ANY 2 NUMBERS you want.

7.Next to NUMBERS 3 & 7, write down the names of TWO MEMBERS of the OPPOSITE SEX.

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD, OR IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT.

8.Write down ANYONE'S NAME (friend or family) next to 4, 5, and 6. DON'T CHEAT.

9.Write down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11. 6. Finally, MAKE A WISH. Are you ready? ...

NO CHEATING NO CHEATING NO CHEATING NO CHEATING NO CHEATING NO CHEATING NO CHEATING NO CHEATING NO CHEATING!!!

Last chance!! If you cheated, turn back now and do it the right way!!!

Don't scroll farther if you are cheating!!!

HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME: The number of people that LIKE YOU is found in SPACE 2.

The person in SPACE 3 is the one YOU LOVE.

The person you LIKE but the relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7.

YOU CARE MOST about the person you put in SPACE 4 .

The person in SPACE 5 is the one that KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

The person in SPACE 6 is YOUR LUCKY STAR.

The song in SPACE 8 matches w/ the person in SPACE 3.

The song in SPACE 9 is for the person in SPACE 7

The 10th SPACE tells you the MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND.

And 11 is the song telling you HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE.

NUMBER ONE is your LUCKY NUMBER.

Repost this w/n AN HOUR of reading this. If you do, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE!!!!

This is totally accurate, totally creepy!!!!!!! If you cheated well that's too bad because you really missed out!!!!!