T'Vauhide bio
Author has written 39 stories for StarTrek: Voyager, Final Fantasy VIII, and Final Fantasy XII. The French have a saying - when you haven't published in two years, you should still update your profile since someone out there obviously cares. I swear, someday, I'm gonna write fanfiction again. Maybe someday soon. There's a pretty good chance. I'm on summer vacation, I got no job, and I just had a long, stressful, cold semester. So I'm out to rot my brain over these three glorious months, which usually results in...well, everything you see on this page. Raunchy J7 McRib crossover sequel ho! |
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Aucune Defense Pour Toi by D. Geheimnis reviews
Fleur is not an expert in the ways of love, but in Hermione's final year with time running out, the learning curve is steep. Written, with permission, as a companion piece to Dreiser's "No Defense for You" in Fleur's POV. Please note: a slightly more updated version (less typos) lives on AO3. Any chance of a sequel will be posted there as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 176,129 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Crying on the Bridge by Singing Violin reviews
The captain is crying on the bridge. What's a good First Officer to do? Drabble with two possible interpretations.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/12/2007 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
The Curse of Coffee by Singing Violin reviews
He'd been telling her that her coffee addiction was going catch up to her. He just didn't think it would be like this.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
I Go to Leave by Lain Stardust reviews
Back on Earth, things went a little differently than anyone expected. Admiral Janeway would have been proud. Post Endgame.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2006 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Scary Movie by tanithw reviews
Voyager discovers TV and hijinks ensue. Comedy
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2006 - K. Janeway, B. Torres
Java Fever by european coffee addict reviews
A coffee craving Captain means business. Due to caffeine withdrawal Janeway is near insanity and someone has to put an end to it.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 11/7/2005 - K. Janeway
toDSaH by CrashCart9 reviews
Miral hears a word she shouldn't have. But Janeway's not interested in that... femslash, oneshot, complete
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Seven of Nine, B. Torres - Complete
When Arguments End by Lone Templar reviews
An old Ensign tells the truth behind the romance. T/7
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,119 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Seven of Nine, B. Torres
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Assless Shorts reviews
A series of short --emphasis on the short-- one shots, focusing on Penelo and our favorite Viera.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Fran, Penelo
Bullshit in the Boudoir reviews
Problems arise when one's spouse does not require sleep.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
Le Title reviews
Short and senseless. Fran/Mjrn
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Fran, Mjrn - Complete
The Naked Time reviews
Seven explores her sexuality, Janeway relives her worst nightmare, and an Admiral is born.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Seven of Nine, K. Janeway - Complete
Wedge It Good reviews
Seven confronts the confuzzling conundrum of catty crotch covers.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Wordless reviews
Fuistis drabble, fluffy but sad and everything like that.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Fujin, Quistis T. - Complete
Heavenly Concealment reviews
B'Elanna finds herself risking her dignity in a slippery situation.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Seven of Nine, B. Torres - Complete
Hazy Cosmic Jive reviews
Leather? Lights? LSD? Something mysterious is infecting the crew with an undeniable groove, and all they can do is boogie.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
That's All reviews
Why go home when you can conquer the Delta Quadrant? A bit...icky.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11/26/2007 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Crystalline Dreams reviews
Snow's not the only thing that's fluffy around here.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/16/2007 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances reviews
Chakotay ponders her infidelity.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Don't Stick That There reviews
Janeway has a little 'uhoh' after a heavy night.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/29/2007 - K. Janeway - Complete
Do You Think The Indians Are Still Mad? reviews
A Janeway Family Thanksgiving. Fluff and gluttony ensue.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Wrath of the Pruneth Domestica reviews
B'Elanna thirsts for the drink of Gods.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2007 - B. Torres - Complete
Cute reviews
Seven observes the occupant of her bed.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Kes, Seven of Nine - Complete
Birthday Wishes reviews
Seven wants to be alone, but our favorite Captain won't have it.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2007 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Comforting Regression reviews
Seven sees her reflection in the mirror...CHAPTER TWO UP Complete with happy ending.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Seven of Nine - Complete
When I Think of You: PART DEUX reviews
Tal Celes wakes up and finds herself in a rather unexpected situation.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2007 - T. Celes, Seven of Nine - Complete
The Intricacies of Starships reviews
Miral has a very important question for her Aunt Kathryn.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Caretaker reviews
Seven meets Miral.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Seven of Nine - Complete
The PseudoPork Manipulation reviews
Seven is struggling with an addiction. Can Kathryn save her, or is it too late? Yeah, it's a stupid one, folks.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007 - K. Janeway - Complete
Afternoon Naps reviews
A certain someone snaps a picture Janeway and Miral will live to regret.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2007 - K. Janeway - Complete
An Ocampan Opacity reviews
I offer this as a possible explanation for the hanky panky between Kes and Neelix.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Kes, Neelix - Complete
The Amatory Admiral reviews
A scene from Janeway and Seven's retirement years.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Orange reviews
Janeway has to babysit a terrifying and thirsty Miral.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2007 - K. Janeway, B. Torres - Complete
EXTREME DOOM DEATH FOR TWO! reviews
Torres finds a very fat, very cybernetic toddler in the turbolift.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2007 - B. Torres - Complete
Dirty Girl reviews
Seven delivers the firm hand of discipline upon Janeway's tender rump.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2007 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
When I Think Of You reviews
Seven can't cope with human expectations and seeks the comfort of a certain Bajoran. POSSIBLY contains devilishly hot, kinky action. Possibly, I say. Possibly...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Seven of Nine, T. Celes - Complete
Swearing Lessons reviews
Seven seeks to learn profanity from the master, but who schools who?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Seven of Nine, B. Torres - Complete
OOPS, SORRY! reviews
Just how far would Captain Janeway go for a glimpse of the most smashing assets in all the Delta Quadrant? WARNING: Gratuitous Idiocy, Perversion, Boob Glancing Skillz, ETC.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2007 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
My Sweet Screw Up reviews
Short, saccharine, and nectareous. JanewayCeles.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2007 - K. Janeway, T. Celes - Complete
Jumping Apparatus reviews
So what happens when Janeway's inner horndog leads her to choose the wrong gift for her beloved Seven of Nine?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Breast Apocalyptica reviews
So just how did Janeway get Tal Celes in chains and leather undies, anyways? And what does she do when she finally gets to see the most magnificent breasts in the Delta Quadrant?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Seven of Nine, K. Janeway - Complete
Oh Hot Pocket, why hast thou forsaken me! reviews
Did you ever wonder how Fujin really lost her eye?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Fujin - Complete
Shock Collar reviews
Janeway has a problem and Seven has a solution.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
Personal Space reviews
Janeway learns a lesson about personal space.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2007 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Happy FBEEPking Birthday reviews
It's our favorite Captain's birthday, and Chakotay finds himself in a very unfortunate position.Not JC, absolutely J7.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2007 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Amalgamation reviews
Human amalgamated with machine, the epitome of flesh and technology. Pure unadulterated perfection.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - K. Janeway - Complete
STFU, Chakotay! reviews
Janeway pulled a no duty shift and Chakotay just won't STFU.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - K. Janeway - Complete