[The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi] [KYONxHARUHIxMIKURUxYUKIxRYOKOxTSURUYA] For various reasons, the girls are falling for Kyon. But for Kyon, it's just giving him a headache, and Haruhi's not liking it. She'll probably destroy something.

Sasuhina Some OOCness, cursing. OFF HIATUS!Hinata had always thought of herself as pathetic. Now what will she think after Uchiha Sasuke comes back to Konoha and seems to notice only her and refuses to acknowledge anyone but her?

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Naruto becomes even more annoying, Kakashi becomes addicted to Final Fantasy, Kiba needs a new friend, Neji is a perv, Shika and Temari's relationship gets strange, and Lee can't ditch Gaara

AU. After a wish, the Yondaime comes back to life. But, things in Konohagakure are not what he has expected. After being sold to a cruel pit tamer, will he ever be able to reunite with his wife and son? NOW BACK IN PROGRESS! NO LONGER ON HIATUS! R&R!

sequel to Hinata's Little Black Book. Takes place approx. one month after prequel end. The remaining populace of Konoha is settling into the new system, while the ninja form new relationships and explore old ones. Meanwhile something brews in Sound...

Everyone knows Kakashi has mastered over a thousand jutsus. Some of them are cool, while others... read and see for yourself.

You won't read things any crazier than what happens when the naruto characters chat online! This isn't the greatest summary, but please read and review!

An alternate version of the happenings after season 4 of RvB. O'Malley possesses Sarge and vanishes while Master Chief comes to the aid of the Reds. Intense battle sequences, mild language. Complete.

What happens when Itachi gets amnesia and is brought to Konoha? Apparently, some rabid squirrels, halfbaked plans, and the most twisted matchmaking skills ever. sasusaku. COMPLETE!

When Jiraiya needs inspiration for Icha Icha Paradise and Tsunade agrees to help, they cook up a plan that has lasting effects, and none of them 'healthy'...sasusaku nejiten naruhina shikaino.. COMPLETE

Completed with High Charity! Rated M for mature, as there is profanity and stuff. Sort of a continuation of my previous parody. Seek out HAYRO! COMBAT DEVORVED! if you dare.

Sasuke gets drunk and then in the morning wakes up to find he isn't alone.

Every year Gaara picks another girl to torment. This year his lucky choice is Sakura. Maybe Sakura could use some reinforcements...?

[ON HIATUS] Hinata's been treated like dirt by her family for far too long. Fate steps in and decides it's high time that the Hyuugas got to meet her violent alter ego, Black Hinata! CHARACTERS OOC!

While playing an innocent game of Ja Ken Bo, Sasuke, Naruto, and Kakashi snap. Saukra being the only sane one must find a way to regain their senses before the Sexy no Jutsu goes horribly wrong, and before the entirety of Konoha is destroyed. [ooc, rxr,]

Nooby title, I know. Hopefully you think the story's better. The first part is... eh. T, just in case.

Mission Eleven: The [lame] Cast Party. This is a Halo parody inspired by Halo: Combat Devolved by Agent Smith. Please don't sue me. Rated Mature for very, very bad things.

AU After Owen and Beru are killed by a mysterious stranger, young Luke ends up as an orphan on Coruscant. It's a race against time as Obi-Wan struggles to find Luke before Vader realizes the boy is his son.