Favorite quotes:

"I am not afraid of the darkness, neither the shadows, I am afraid of what might hide in them..."

"To write is to live forever."

"Don't blame me. Blame the world I was brought up in..."

"It's alright baby, I made a mistake this morning too" (Leonard Nimoy)

"To see the world in a grain of sand,
And heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour." (William Blake)

"Eliminate all other factors, and the one which remains, must be the truth." (Sherlock Holmes - Sir A. C. Doyle)

"Reading is one of the joys of life that once you begin, you can't stop and you've got so many stories to look forward to..." (Benedict Cumberbatch)

"What a very attractive human!"
"Is she?" Holmes said languidly; "I did not observe."
"You really are an automaton - a calculating machine. There is something positively inhuman in you at times." (Dr. John Watson - Sir A. C. Doyle)

"There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable." (Mark Twain)

"A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.Mark Twain)

"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."(Mark Twain)

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." (Rita Mae Brown)

"Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity?" (Steve Polyak)

"If I could get a firm grip on reality I'd choke it."

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible world. The pessimist fears this is true."

"Of course I'm out of my mind - It's dark and scary in there!"

"Oh shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?"

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police."

"A nuclear war can ruin your whole day."

"In theory, everything works."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"

"Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh."

"I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."

"The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not."

"If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation."

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."

"Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted."

"Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia, then start worrying."

"You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal." – Anonymous

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"The problem with reality is a lack of background music."

"I laugh in the face of death... Maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back."

"When I get up in the morning, I lay in bed until around lunch time... Longer if I wake up at lunch time." SnakeyLobve

REMEMBER WHEN ..
*getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
*the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
*your Dad was your hero
*when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
*and race issues were about who ran fastest?
*when - WAR- was a card game
*and life was simple and care free?

Remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

FUN TIME

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

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FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

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I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you want, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415 (got this from fictionpress.net), Slythindorclaw Hybrid, Lizzy0305,star1002

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95 of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are in the 5 that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "DO A FLIP!!"

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the road.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho - things even out.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.

I am not weird... just plotting.

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain.

Love is like water, it flows natural, sometimes it's calm, and sometimes it's rough, you just need to let it happen and let yourself go with it.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

A friend is a person who dances with you in the sunshine and walks with you in the shade.

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you love rain copy and paste this in to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light?'

"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother."

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or show so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

You have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you would but you're not allowed too, live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile I would love to live in a book store! I love reading!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are in the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever had a really and I mean really obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If Robert Pattison said "jump off a bridge" 99 percent of all females would do it. If your part of the 1 still alive and would push HIM off the bridge so he can see what he's done, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.