After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.

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In which Narcissa goes slumming, and Harry gets lucky.

An innocent foot rub instigates startling revelations. Are the Malfoy mother and son as perfectly put together as they seem? Seams - and seems - are prone to fraying. Usual warning for incest, but do compound that with rough stuff and mild fetish. This one is complete...for now.

Victory is sweet, but sometimes defeat is sweeter

Lexie and Meredith meet for the first time... with a twist. Since I suck at summaries, that's the best I can do! Meredith/Lexie, Lexie/Meredith. Read author's note first. Don't like, don't read, don't flame, thanks! Enjoy!

Sequel to 'A Picture of Tomorrow'. Moiraine plays a reckless game of stones with Mat. Warning: Angst and dub-con sexual themes.

repost of the story by RossWrock Harry's had a bad week, and now he's been locked in a room with four giggling girls and a bottle of vodka. What's a boy to do? Play truth or dare of course...nearly naked read everything before poster's note

Room of requirement has a weekly "gathering". Hermione hears about it and decides to go. Rated M for a reason - v. descriptive. Femme slash girl on girl , toys... One shot, lemon, smut. HermionexParvati - some other characters make an appearance.

A dark alley. A blonde reporter with a savage quill. And two notorious Death Eater's who are determined to give her exactly whats coming to her Rita x Bella x Roldolphus NC17

Ron makes a bet with Malfoy that might change Harry's life for good. Harry has to go to bed with five or more girls by the end of the week, or pay the price. Could Harry do it in time or would he have to pay up?

Sequel to 'Matching Set', after the infamous bra scene. Probably helps if you've read 'Matching Set', but it's not necessary; it can be read as a stand-alone. What happens next? Smut alert.

A reporter known for her 'savage quill' visits a notorious Death Eater in Azkaban. The torture of the Longbottoms and the subsequent trial is a very juicy story... but how far will Rita go to get an interview from Bellatrix? Rated M for femmeslash.

When Dan saves Jamie from Carrie, Haley feels like she needs to repay Dan for his heroism and Dan has his own idea's about how his daughter-in-law can repay him. Dan/Haley post 5x12 title change

Lucas Scott betrayed Brooke with the worst person possible. It's only fair she returns the favour. But she’s not stopping at a kiss... set in season 1 Brooke/Dan - PLEASE READ Authors Note

Rita Skeeter interviews Fleur Delacour during the Triwizard tourament and is determined to use any means necessary to get Fleur to talk ... FleurRita, femslash. Review pretty please!

Harry and Ron decide to act like normal teenagers for once and throw a wild party. What will happen under the influence of alcohol and drugs? there will be people tripping out, wasted and orgies of course! Funny in parts

The trio and their old school friends get together for a reunion of sorts. They end up playing a rousing game of TruthorDare...among other things. OOC. Sequel Behind Closed Doors now posted!