Hi, everyone! So I'm not sure how many actually read my profile, but for those who do, hello!!

So as of recently, I've been on another hiatus. This one has actually had a legitimate purpose. I've been working toward a goal for the 30-Hour Famine. (I know there can be plenty of questions, but that's what PMing is for!!) $35 can feed a starving child through this program for an entire day. Now, I know you can ask, "Why should I spend my money on someone I don't even know?" And instead of arguing morals, all I ask is that you give one dollar. That's less than a soda where I live, but it all adds up! Also, for every dollar donated, I'll update a chapter on any fic that you want. Just follow this neat little link:

If it doesn't work, message me and I'll figure it out! Thanks guys for bothering to even read this, and see you later! Keep rocking!

If you want, you can follow me on Twitter (yes, I caved) @prussianruler94

Broken Arms (Inspired by Robert Frost's Poem "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening

My sweet, my beloved

You never knew I was haunted

And I never wanted to tell

I never meant to yell

My sweet, my beloved

This is never what I wanted

[These woods were lovely, dark and deep

I'm sorry I forget the promises we keep

But there are still miles to go before we sleep

I'm sorry, but there are still miles to go before we sleep]

I have been lost, and I have been broken

But it was worth it to be looked at with love and

Your care and your words, you were my thief

Your heart and your strength, you were my creed

But you shouldn't believe in me anymore

I can't protect you from the storm

[Chorus]

Through fire and ice

Through day and night

We marched on and on

Never stopping for long

Miles and miles go by and through

The darkest caves I marched with you

But I forget the promise I didn't keep

I'm sorry, my sweet, but there are still miles I must go before I sleep

This is as Bagginshield as I get*

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!

"Live like you'll die tomorrow, learn like you'll live forever."-Ghandi

"We all where masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin."-Andre Berthiaume

"We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered-Tom Stoppard

"I'm a fantasy polygamist, and fanfiction are our damned offspring."-Anonymous

"There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery when you were once happy."-Dante

"Just because you can doesn't mean you should."-Acheron Parthenopaeus

"A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell."-Thomas Fuhler

"Sadly, life is not a chess game in which every piece has its place, but instead is a game of Battleship, in which you must guess a location and hope that you don't get blown up yourself."-Anonymous

"All because of you, I believe in angels. Not the kind with wings, no not the kind with halos..."-Rise Against

"If my thoughts were stars, they would be super novas waiting to explode; and if my words were weapons, I would commit homicide. I would cut down the nation with the wisdom of youth, for the wisdom of sages have left us crippled. I would destroy those who have drenched the Earth in evil and I would devour the corrupt like a lion. I would leave no survivors, for I wish for none to speak of this tale."-New Prussia

Name: Still gonna go with Kai

Age: 19

Birthday: December

Eye color: I indeed have one

Hair color: Brunette...?

Height: Legally, 5'4"

Favorite book: It changes depending on my mood, and how much shit hit the fan while I was reading it

Favorite movie: Animated musical-The Nightmare Before Christmas, Musical-RENT, Movie-probably The Crow with Brandon Lee, but it changes like the books

Favorite band: OMG RISE AGAINST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite hair color: *cough*red*cough*gingersrule*cough* Oh, I love them all equally!

Favorite eye color: Either Benedict Cumberbatch's eye color, or Tim McIlrath's (yep, exactly XD)

Favorite letter: A

Pottermore House: Slytherin (if you find me there, friend me yo! I'm Turtle!)

Favorite Song: *changes so frequently, you'd get whiplash* As of late, either "Roadside" by Rise Against or "Grandma's Hands" by Bill Withers

Facebook: PM me about it