Hiiiii random people!! welcome to my page!!

My name is Yori1993 (not my real name)

I love anime I cant go more than 1 day without it!!

I went 3 months with no cable or internet to watch anime worst 3 months of my life!!! (nearly went crazy)

if you pm me i'll review any story. (especially if the author needs a honest opinion on their story!!) :)

(...) means my favorite characters

my favorite anime series are

ON TO THE RANDOMNESS THAT IS MY BRAIN!! lmao

My mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, StephanieZorander, Sasukez, SilverWolfStar, Luna1025, crystalbleach208, yori1993

Random POTC quotes!!!

“Just close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.” –Captain Jack Sparrow

"I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" –Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Jocard: Who is this traitor?
Barbossa: Not likely one among us.
Elizabeth Swann: Where's Will?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Not among us.

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness." -Captain Jack Sparrow

"We'll have a magnificent garden party, and you're not invited." -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that before." -Captain Jack Sparrow

Random Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Quote!!! lmao

“To fight and to keep fighting until you can fight no more.” Albus Dumbledore

The Stupid Test! heehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(X) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total=3

(X) You have run into a tree.

( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow

( ) You just tried to lick your elbow.

( ) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

( ) You just tried to sing them.

(X) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(X) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(X) You just looked at it.

( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (Only blondes have the right to say blonde moment XP)

( ) People have called you slow.

total so far=8

( ) You have accidentally caught something on fire

( ) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling.

(X) You’ve fallen asleep in class

( ) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

( ) You just laughed.

total so far= 10

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking.

( ) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(X) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(X) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 14

( ) You have eaten a bug.

(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (sleep)

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

( ) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far= 16

( ) You break a lot of things.

( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(X) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

( ) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together= 18 yay!!

Pein/Nagato

] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[x] -I have a piercing/s.(just my ears people, don't judge)
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes aregrey/gray.
] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X ] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3]

Konan
] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[X] - Your closest friend is a guy.
] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 32

Itachi Uchiha
[X ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[X] -Many people find me attractive.(so i'm told. I don't believe it.)
[ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ]- I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5]

Sasori
[X]- I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[ ] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 5 ]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[X] - I hate Saskue Uchiha.
[ ] - I have a thing (un, yeah, hmm) that i say in a lot of sentences.
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[X] - I hate Tobi.
[X] - I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 5]

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[X ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[X] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 3 ]

Hidan
[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 4 ]

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad. (kind of)
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5 ]

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
x[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[x ] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!

[Tobi Score: 4]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin colour.

[ ] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.(*barfs*)
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[ ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 1 ]

Thanks for reading my randomness!!!!!