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Joined 12-17-09, id: 2182358, Profile Updated: 01-25-10

hi im a person...i dont write much...but i will if i feel like it...hi

I like the Total Drama series and i am a DxC fan (DxG doesnt really exist tsince THEY ARE JUST FREINDS YOU IDIOTS) and ill prolly write stuf like that.. IM BORED GO READ SOMEBODY ELSES PROFILE :(

this page is under construction ill update if i feel like it nad if think im a very ignorant person (im not even sure what that means) im not im just really lazy and bored hey did i mention lazy?

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

(¨•.•´¨)..(¨•.•´¨)
(•.•´•. ¸.•;Courtney•.¸.•´•.•´)
•.¸.•´ Duncan •¸.´
•.¸(¨• Forever•´¨)..•´
•.¸.•´

. +DUNCANxCOURTNEY+ . , RULES. + PUT+ . IT + . ON. .
+ . YOUR. + . + . + ..HOMEPAGE.. + . +

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side.

If you have ever accidentally walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!

If you were upset when Harold switched the votes so that Courtney would get voted off instead (this happened in Basic Straining), copy this into your profile. (Why else would i hate Harold except for who he is?)

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Make a trail of lemonade going to the rest rooms.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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- If you've ever eaten chicken for breakfast, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you've ever been stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you've ever forgotten to put a towel in the bathroom before showering, got out dripping wet, had no way to dry off, then ran to your room naked, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you've ever not worn a bra in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you've ever gotten your finger slammed in a door or window, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you've ever pulled dirty clothes out of the hamper and wore them, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you've ever listened to Lady GaGa, and LIKED it, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you've ever slapped someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I'm Supposed To Die Tonight by masked.renegade reviews
Chris McLean made a deal with his friend Kyle two years before Total Drama Island, will Chris live to regret his deal? What will happen to the 22 campers? Find out! rated T just in case. D/C T/G B/G I/O L/H H/?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 21,524 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009
A Canadian Bully by Mr. Panama Red reviews
Inspired by the game "Bully". Duncan Hopkins enters Wawanakwa Academy and soon begins a war with all cliques, Jocks, Nerds, Preps and Greasers. Will he be able to take control of the wild cliques and keep his romance with a former brunette Prep? R&R
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,493 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Duncan, Courtney
Total Drama Island: Living In New York by Mr. Panama Red reviews
The story of Courtney, Duncan, Gwen, DJ, Geoff and Bridgette as if they lived in New York City during the 1990's. Takes place between 1991 and 1999. Duncan x Courtney, Geoff x Bridgette and Trent x Gwen.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 169,765 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
Total Drama Heroes by Mystique84 reviews
We have gifts, they say, but a gift is something you can return. At this school we are special but things keep getting worse, I fit in, for once, but something is going on, something big. And I think I need help. DxC, GxT, BxG and others
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,385 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Gwen, Courtney, Duncan, Heather - Complete
Geoff: Tale Of A Hitman by Mr. Panama Red reviews
A crime story set in New York. Tells the story of Geoff Petronelli and his rise through mafia ranks. Along with his love for a certain blonde woman, and its conflicts with his job. Violence, crime and sex ensues. Please review.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,437 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Geoff, Bridgette
30 ways you are obsessed with Courtney and Duncan by Mystique84 reviews
30 ways you know you are obsessed with Courtney and Duncan, totally cute and fun to write, all of it was true for me, so what about you? Are you obsessed?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Russian Roulette Courtney's pov by tmntfan4eva reviews
One night Duncan is forced to take Courtney with him to play a game of Russian Roulette. She didn't intend on playing at first, but a few smartass guys convince her otherwise. Will she go through with it? Or will she back out? I'm bad at summaries x.x
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
When The Lights Go Down by Teamduncan77 reviews
so i was listening to Katy Perry's new song WAKING UP IN VEGAS and this idea sprung upon me. it's basically duncan and courtney meeting up in Vegas two years after leaving the island and all the madness that insues.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Courtney, Duncan
50 things to remember about Courtney by Mystique84 reviews
What Duncan has learnt about Courtney from the first episode till now. Cute and short, 50 things to remember about Courtney...50 things to remember about Duncan coming soon. review!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
What Happens When We're Together by sKetchdiva reviews
Duncan has snuck into Courtney's room...again. What's Courtney gonna do when her parents have gone a little too far? And what surprises are in store for Duncan and Courtney? Just glue yer eyes to the screen and find out for yourself. YAY! 100 REVIEWS!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,800 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Courtney, Duncan