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 Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride. hey! im Eater-Of-Candy about ME! gender: female location: somewhere in America name: starts with an M age: unknown state: also unknown i like... MAXIMUM RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! reading (fiction novels forever!!!!!!!!!!!!), Halloween, TV, fan fiction, Roblox, Christmas, cookies, cupcakes, my friends, and this guy named bob, hes really funny ( really... he doesn't exist... but... i beat there is a really funny guy out there... named bob) series of books that i have read:maximum ride series, immortals series, mind readers series, Riley bloom series, Divergent series (YOLO), matched series, tyrell series, hunger games series, and... others i cant think of at the momento. other books i have read: one for the murphys, confessions of a murder suspect (the start of a series), sparrow road, no passengers beyond this point, other stuff that i copied and/or pasted! Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak take this quiz/ random thing and put it on your profile and put your info in instead of mine YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Mirizzle YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): pink panda YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Ann Blackberry YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): moriard (more-e- ard) YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): purple orange YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): iranmjn YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): black hammy ( he was a hamster... but hes in a better place now * cries*) beware, i was in great tears because of this one story When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask, "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said, "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar, as he screamed “No, Daddy Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked, "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured, "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said, "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty. Put this on your profile if it touched your heart. :'( 1) Have you ever been asked out? Yes. Like once, someone gave me a note... but it was the guy i like :) 2) Where did you get your default picture? online 3) What's your middle name? Ann, it is my moms middle name to 4) Your current relationship status? Single, he ended up leaving our school sooooooooooooooooo 5) Does your crush like you back? yes! 6) What is your current mood? sad because of that puupy story i just read :''C 7) What color of underwear are you wearing? orange flowered 8) What color shirt are you wearing? black, theres a panda hugging me! 9) Missing something? yes... we lost my phone and the battery died... plus i dont have that find me app 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? the fact that maximum ride is over T_T T_T T_T 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Ivan//human hybrid 12) Ever had a near death experience? no, but i read a book about a girl who did, well no... here boyfriendbrought her back to life as an immortal, thank you the immortals series! 13) Something you do a lot? read. =D 14) The song stuck in your head? I'm So Sick by Flyleaf 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? cat musketeer 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Gavin Hetherington, British actor 17) When was the last time you cried? About 20 minutes ago 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? heck no! plus no one can ever hear me 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? to read/ control minds ( go angel!) 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes, hair, body... (cue awkward silence) 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? lemon pound cake, carmel frappe, and/ or vanilla bean scone :) 22) What's your biggest secret? Dont have any 23) Favorite color? Sky blue 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? yes, not like doc mc stuffins or any thing like that but, gravity falls is pretty good 25) What are you? I am what I am, I am nothing more and nothing less than what I am. But the real question is what are you? 26) Do you speak any other language? i know the sign language alphabit, and i am learning french 27) What's your favorite smell? i have no clue 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? learning 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? Nope never even had my first kiss (forever alone :'C 30) What are you thinking about right now? Why i am answering this question? 31) What should you be doing? Nothing that has to do with being on the internet that's for sure! 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? my sister 33) Do you like working in the yard? WTF?! 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? idk... the one i have now... 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Well, I'm just retarded so I feel like i should be any were near my crush 36) What is your natural hair color? blonde, blondie blonde blonde blonde 37) (last one) Who was the last person to make you cry? cat musketeer, when you told me to post that puppy story Girls If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time, everyday) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile! If you are OBSESSED with maximum ride copy this into your profile A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, MaxandFang101, eclarelover101, mmorley5 I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile. 98 percent of American teens would die if The Flock told them it was uncool to breathe Copy this in your profile if you would be the 2 percent that would tell them to get over themselves and then shove them back in your basement where they belong. Then, you would resurrect the 98 percent of overzealous fans and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia. And become the queen and have Max as your military adviser, Fang as your very sexy king with no real politcal power, Iggy as your cook and boom specialist, Nudge as your fashion expert, Gasman as your booms specialist assistance, Angel as your mind reading spy, Total as your flying talking dog and post this in your profile. .••) .•)(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. ( i love you grandma) Friend: Will bail me out of jail Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me Best friend: Will call him, and say " SEVEN DAYS!" Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Friend: Will go to a concert with me Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart Friend: Has never seen you cry Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink Friend: Asks you to write down your number. Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back Friend: Will help you find your prince. Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Friend: Will offer you a soda. Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain. Friend: Will help you move. Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire. Friend: Will ask why you're crying. Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel. Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Friend: Will never ask for food. Friend: Will knock on your front door. Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. Friend: Hides me from the cops Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Natural Highs 1. Falling in love. Friend: Will bail me out of jail Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me Best friend: Will call him, and say " SEVEN DAYS!" Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Friend: Will go to a concert with me Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart Friend: Has never seen you cry Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink Friend: Asks you to write down your number. Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back Friend: Will help you find your prince. Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Friend: Will offer you a soda. Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain. Friend: Will help you move. Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire. Friend: Will ask why you're crying. Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel. Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Friend: Will never ask for food. Friend: Will knock on your front door. Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. Friend: Hides me from the cops Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Natural Highs 1. Falling in love. The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As Part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped if favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 2 letters shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. Some of my friends actually took this seriously. If you had a good laugh or if you just think it's funny, copy and paste it into your profile, and pass it onto others who could have a good laugh. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? You know you live in 2012 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down, and take facebook pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have Yahoo/facebook. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did. 13. You're sad because you fell for it and think you have to put it on ur profile. I totally fell for it! Copy and paste this into your profile if you did, too. .: There's three ways to do things:. Reasons why girls are the best 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 19. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 24. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here! 15. get alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one. 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Start a fish-stick fight. 20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended. 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. 25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines. 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is a Ron in the store, Hermione is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Harry Potter, and don't try with Maximum Ride) 29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught. 30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket. 31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs. 32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts. 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 34. Bow to the display of in the electronics section. 35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. 5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15. Swat at flies that don't exist. 16. Tell people that you can see their aura. 17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" 27. When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!" 28. Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 29. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 30. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 31. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 32. Meow occasionally. 33. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 34. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 35. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" 36. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 37. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 38. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. Daddy's Poem: (this poem made me cry when I readied it) Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow, Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home, Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say, What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone, And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all, About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls. There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, a student from the class, To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare, Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their. "Where's her daddy at?" She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom, And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak, And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away, But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike, He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone, And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone. 'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart, I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart. "with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest, Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears, Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life, Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd, She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud."I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star, And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year, When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away, "And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise, A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside, Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side."I know your with my daddy, "to the silence she called out, And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt. Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed, But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose. And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star, And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them YOUR GUY SIDE: xYou love hoodies. TOTAL: 7 YOUR GIRL SIDE: X You wear lip gloss/chapstick. TOTAL:13 PREP total: 3 GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. total: 1 PUNK You can skateboard total: 2 GEEK X You love the computer. total: 5 Athletic total: 0 HARDCORE/scene X You like loud music GUY SIDE-7 , GIRL SIDE- 13,PREP-3, GOTHIC-1, PUNK-2, GEEK-5, ATHLETIC-0, HARDCORE-2 Date: July 20, 2013 There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but zx,mvca.skdmfnqlksdjfcnqlkwjfncqkwdjfnc,kdjfnqldskjf d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d f df d f g gh t fg d fd rr f fg f f f fd df df df df df df df df df fd fd df ff f f f f f g h hj h h it might come true, maybe, i hope mine will. did you see how i gave you lots of space to do so? bie! happy enjoying of my fan fictions -- i am the spamer master -- EATER-OF-CANDY |
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