A collection of oneshots featuring crack pairings. Mostly done with prompts.

Pottertalia. Twenty years after the end of the Second Wizarding War, tragedy at the world's safest school prompts a clash between two Magical Ministries and an inquiry of a different kind. If the students and staff of Hogwarts School can't earn back the world's trust, then one Nation may do what the Dark Lord could not and close its doors forever. Long-term fic. Hiatus.

Each country, no matter who, has had his or her bad moments. They've all had instances where they've felt pushed down or broken. This is a collection of their sorrows. Requests will be taken.

Lukas meets Mathias as his health starts to deteriorate. Though he just dismisses the symptoms, his brother and Mathias are worried. But finding out exactly what's wrong, and getting the right diagnosis turns out to be more complicated than just so.

Hetalia Theory says that each nation lived a human life under their human name. Their lives and their deaths explain many of their characteristics and their personalities, such as why Russia has such cruel and sadistic tendencies or why England can see hallucinations. Quick warning: may contain some disturbing content (i.e. drug use, rape reference and violence).

Arthur and Lukas made a terrible mistake that left them both cursed- one with a heart of fire and the other a heart of ice. One searches for a cure while the other crumbles and succumbs to another curse that is much harder to break. Can it be broken? Rated for minor violence and some swears. Eventual Dennor and USUK. Dragon!England and Magic!Norway. -Slow Updates-

Spellbound: Matthias and people from his town are forced to make a choice, to stand up against their king or perish under his harsh rule. Their rebellion seems to be doomed in the beginning, until Matthias meets someone that has insight that can give them victory. But is he willing to risk all of their lives based on information from a stranger reluctant to reveal his identity?

Norway, England and Romania have been sent to Hogwarts to learn to control their magic. How will the story be re-written? When Voldemort gets wind of three boys who can use old, dark, rare magic? But more importantly how will their first year be?

A Havsrå, "sea wife," is said to be a very generous and helpful creature when its favor is won, however, when angered they have been known to cause great amounts of damage. Seven years ago, Tino's son was taken from him by a group of fishermen, resulting in his contempt for any ship that sails his waters, however, a chance encounter with a viking named Berwald changes his life.

Eight young men are trapped in different ways. Their chance of freedom seems possible when a fairy godmother appears to each and says she will grant their wish. But in order for their wish to be granted there is an unexpected price. They must become a girl every night there is a ball, and the spell will be broken as soon as the clock strikes midnight. Can they handle this?

Gilbert and Elizabeta both have crushes on each other, but misunderstandings make them think the other doesn't like them. They even question if they are still best friends. Vash and Roderich used to be best friends, but their friendship fell apart. Roderich wants to date Vash, but will he be able to get Vash to forgive him much less love him? School AU PruHun Edelweiss

Mathias leads his father's troops into a battle,not knowing it's already lost. Wounded and captured,he expects to be killed by the terrifying Northern Lord,Lukas Bondevik. However,he suddenly finds himself tricked into a situation that not only demands him to betray his father,but also will turn his somehow dull life into something he would have never expected. UPDATED!

The Scandinavian Mafia is alive and well in the major cities of Germany. However, when faced with sabotage and a heavy sentence, Matthias has to rely on his wit and an unlikely acquaintance to find his way out from the harsh eyes of the law and eliminate a threat from the East: the Russian Mafia.

Nerd/punk AU. Mathias has been crushing on Lukas for a while and one day he gets a strike of good luck and ends up being partnered up with the punk that looks scary but is very lonely inside. Much Soz for the summary DenNor, Surfin and fluffy adorable HongIce

One of Matthias' favourite hobbies is visiting haunted places. He heard rumours about a victorian home in Scarborough, England, and decided to investigate the manor and find out whether the rumours are true for himself. What he finds there is far from what he expected and his life changes drastically. Whether it's for better or for worse is still uncertain.

Lukas was sure he was going to be an alpha, but when he gets his first heat, he promises to rebel agains his nature. Although, being a little promiscuous wouldn't hurt and it seems like no one can control him. Omegaverse. DenNor, HongIce, SuFin Human names: Lukas, Mathias, Emil, Berwald, Tino, & Xiao; Minor pairings as well

"I ran for my life. I had dared to love another man, and so I was to be killed. Once outside of the walls, it's a completely different world..." Berwald is an exile of Utopia, along with Lukas, Mathias and Emil. Tino, the newest exile, discovers a secret, and the people lost in time. What's the reason for his exile? Could two worlds be on the brink of war because of him?

Mathias, captured and taken prisoner, is forced to work on his captors fields. Soon treated as more than a prisoner, more than a worker, he finds confusion as the Prince of Norway turns annoyed eyes onto him in shadowed interest. Eventual DenNor, Boys-love. Set in a fantasy land, but using normal country names. Minor swearing, so T is for paranoia.

Matthias is lost. Again. Unfortunately for him, he's in the middle of a snowstorm on a freezing winter night. He's found though by a mysterious figure that's too perfect to be human. But, as Matthias finds out, beauty is cruel and its price is ugly. DenNor, AU with human names used.

DenNor one shots, current chapter: Fairies. "Mathias and Lukas were complete opposites in every sense of the matter, from their personalities to their appearance to their powers. So why did they click so well?"

It's an unlikely place to start a friendship, but life is full of surprises. Something these two are about to discover. 'Hospital'/Asylum AU - M for character death

Lukas just found him in the snow, but he didn't know how drastically the messy haired blond would change his life.

When nerdy Matthias lands himself a position as drummer in an edgy punk band, he finds himself on the bad side of Lukas, the band's cold and callous lead singer. The catch? Matthias is totally gay for him. But what could a straight-laced geek and a mysterious punk with a reckless streak possibly have in common?

Alfred F. Jones is a normal teenager. He's fifteen years old (sixteen in four months!), lives with his parents on a small farm, has two horses named Freedom and Liberty, and likes football and horseback riding and hamburgers and astronomy. Arthur Kirkland is not a normal teenager. (In fact, basically no one is a normal teenager, or a normal person. Just Alfred. Only Alfred.)

They had been brothers for years and decades and centuries but then their bonds begun to become weak, their love turned into rivalry, into pure control. How did it turn out like this? How...could it be that he, their former leader was now nothing more than a puppet to them, a tool. Why did their love turned into obsession or what seemes like hate to him? (No OS)

Twenty-four strangers from different countries are invited on a luxurious vacation. However, once they enter the vacation estate, they find they are unable to leave. It can't get any worse—until people begin to die one by one. What's happening? Who will get out alive? And most importantly, who is the killer? Multiple slight pairings.

After being excluded from yet another EU meeting, Prussia decides to for a sort of union of his own. Crack!fic, OOC, my usual. Who knows what crazy misadventures might occur.

A man lives alone in a place called Dead City. Actually, he's not alone, and it's really called Safe City. It's a long story, to say the least. A long story involving a war, altering human brains, mysterious disappearances, imprisonment, and, of course, lots of mind control. Damn, who would be reckless or bold enough to challenge all of that? Some Danish guy, apparently.

When a 10-year-old boy prays for his papa, Tino is assigned to help the family and to fulfill Peter's wish. Unfortunately, Tino's the clumsiest angel in heaven and usually ends up messing things up even worse! How's he supposed to help the over-worked, single father by himself? Au! SuFin! Slight!DenNor Angel!Tino Angel!Lukas

Lovino walks in on Antonio during his affair, and runs out. With an asthma attack the events lead him to meet an interesting person he ends up falling for. Rating will most likely go up!

Emil can see ghosts, which wouldn't be such a big deal if his new house wasn't haunted by one. Warning for mentions of suicide. DenNorIce.

UNFINISHED Human/Coffee Au. Mathias and his friends run a coffee shop in the small town of Brookdon. Eventually, their hometown begins to change, as well as everything else around them. It's best to welcome new things with open arms, right? (DenNor, SuFin, and HongIce, contains RusCan and maybe FrUk)

Imagine this. Every character in Hetalia, living a life before becoming a personification of their country. Imagine that, their personalities in the show revolve around their death or the way they acted, in their previous life. Hard to explain, yes. But enter, and you shall see...

The Nordics are a wacky family. Iceland is the wackiest, but they all have their moments. From wanting to be a stripper to his obsession with rainbow socks, this child is in need of some serious help. CRACK FIC. Characters: Iceland, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland. Extras: Sealand, Hong Kong, and others. Hinted DenNor, SuFin, and possible HongIce. Requests are welcome!

The notorious criminals, only known as "The North" have never been close to being caught. Arthur Kirkland and his team of misfit detectives are in charge of cracking this case and they are up against the most unlikely and cleverest group of criminals anyone has ever seen. Human/AU Rated T for future violence and possible language I DO NOT OWN HETALIA!

Lukas Bondevik starts fifth grade at a new school in Copenhagen and isn't thrilled about it, especially when he meets Mathias Kohler. Just when it seems that things have only changed for the worst, life gets a little bit better.

REVISED. Vash just got the greatest news of his life: he's going to be a bodyguard for his idol, a world famous classical musician. Roderich just got the worst news of his life: he's going to have a live-in bodyguard invading his space. They both meet with expectations, but both are confused when they can't shake off the feeling of familiarity...or attraction.

A small town in England is haunted by a terrible monster and the mayor has hired Mr. Kirkland to slay the evil creature! Except...he's never actually been successful slaying any monsters. Throughout his investigations, he begins to suspect a certain rich, Frenchman who lives in the forest just outside of town. What happens when the two cross paths? And who is Mr. Bonnefoy, exactly?

Matthias travels the country as part of a troupe of wandering actors. Berwald has just received his commission as the Commander of the Watch in an unfamiliar town. When they witness a witch hunt, they decide to rescue the alleged witch without realizing they might have stumbled upon something stranger than anything either of them could have imagined.

When his son showed an interest in ballet, Erik didn't think it would lead to anything for him. [NorMona Ballet dancer AU]

At Mathias's insistent begging, the rest of the Nordic Five decide to go visit this "new, bigger, totally badass" mansion of his and spend some vacation there. But the stay might not be as pleasant as Mathias had let on... I don't own Hetalia or the characters used in this. Trigger warning: Rape, murder (since Suspense and horror is not a good enough indicator of what this fic is.)

Mythical Creature AU. For Xiang, each day was more or less the same routine. The only variety he was offered was the ability to skip a few classes. It wasn't until some new family moved in to the house down the street. They seemed normal enough, but were was something about them that was off. Especially that white-haired kid...

Lukas has been missing for two years now. His brother, Emil, and his cousin, Tino, have been looking for him ever since. But their search might lead them to one place their kind has never gone before: land. Mermaid!AU dennor, sufin, and various other pairings.

Lukas has been trapped and tortured by the evil king of Norway his whole life. He is given freedom if he kills Matthias, the soon-to-be King of Denmark. Matthias is also instructed to kill Lukas to be king. What happens when feelings get in the way of the mission? The crown, Love, or Freedom. What will they choose? Dennor - human names - au - background USUK and HongIce/IceKong

Emil and his newly declared nemesis, Leon, must cooperatively face punishment after fighting in the school cafeteria. Spending their after-school hours cleaning the campus, the rivals inevitably grow close and decide to fight on the same team. Hetalia Academy will know fear. Rated T for language, violence, and the inappropriate wearing of sandals over socks in the summertime.

After Gilbert Beilschmidt kills himself, eight of his friends discover that they're in his suicide note. They form the Confidants' Club, determined to keep their wrongdoings secret. But as lies tangle up and drag various people into the mix, rumors fly, tensions build, and soon, everyone is a suspect... Multiple slight pairings. Completed.

Fresh off the college oven, Tino Väinämöinen was on his way to board a cruise ship all by his lonely self. Not that it bothered him. With over 4,000 other people to share the ship with, finding something fun to do shouldn't be a problem. And he had 11 days to do just that. SuFin with tiny other pairing inserts like AuZea, DenNor, etc. Note: Not a song fic.

There is more than just one way to show someone you love them. [DenNor]

"You are hereby now the property of Prince Kohler. Any form of objection will be punished. Please step into the carriage now, sorcerer." Pairings: DenNor, SuFin, NedDen{Only if you squint}.

The legend of the sword in the stone and it's whielder, King Arthur, is known all around the world, but what if this myth was actually real? A long forgotten evil is returning to this world and the long lost king is needed to protect his people and maybe.. all of earth from sinking into darkness.

The Magic Trio is a very closely knit group at a public high school. Vladimir, who lives with his sarcastic cousin, had a place in his heart for Lukas, his childhood friend. One day, Lukas never comes back to school, only to appear in the spring with a new uniform for the richest private school in town. With his heart broken, will Vladimir be able to forgive? RomNor, M for language

Romano didn't want a sleepover with the Nordic 5, especially not at this hour! But when Italy and pasta are involved, well, he'll just have to go with it and hope for the best. In other words, he's not going down without a fight. Rated T for Romano's language.

Preben is forever the optimist with a bright outlook on any situation in life. However, life seems to hand him a big challenge when he meets Erik; the first person who seems unable to see anything about life. AU-Setting.

A fight with Sweden, Iceland freaking out, everything seems normal...except for Denmark. A broken promise unravels the fight he's been fighting against himself all the time. And he's not the ony one with problems: Sweden hates his shyness and starts losing his hopes, thinking about whether he should just give up on Finland. DenNor, SuFin and HongIce

He couldn't remember his name or his family. But can he truly forget the one who loved him? Usuk,slight Fruk,Spamano,NedPort,Red Velvet Pancakes,one-sided Veggie Burgers,BelLeich,Gerita,PruAus,RoChu,DenxFemEng,ScotWay,HongIce,SuFin

We read about the Bad Friend Trio, even the Magic Trio, but where's the love for the Awesome Trio? A series of the Awesome Trio being themselves! MAY CONTAIN: OOC, Crackness, Swearing, minor adult themes.

Norway's craziness is shown even more when he decides to snødynk Russia. It actually doesn't end horribly for him. (A sort of sequel to Snødynking, but can be read on it's own.)

"Wake Up." Lukas and Eiríkur had to admit that the Dane and Swede looked familiar, but they knew they had never met before. So, why did the two of them act like they knew them? And why did they want them to "wake up"? NOT a Human AU. No pairings.

"Fun with dialects." In which Lukas trolls, Mikkel and Berwald slowly go insane trying to understand Norwegian dialects, Timo is confused and staying out of it, and Eiríkur passes out from laughter.

When Lukas, a spy for the allies in World War 2, is captured by the Gestapos, they know he holds information. They push him to the brink, but he knows that he just has to hold out until he's put out of his misery. His plans are complicated when Mathias, who he thought was dead, is dragged into the room. *Based off of the fic, Auf Wiedersehen Sweetheart by George de Valier

Human/Medical AU. DenNor. Following the complicated relationship between a Pediatrician and Trauma Surgeon. Romance blooms amidst the emotional toll a career in medicine has. (Partner piece to the fic "Dr. O" but can be read stand-alone) Rated for coarse language, medical/surgical situations. [COMPLETE]

Denmark has been in love with Norway for a long time but after Norway says something really stupid he has to give up. Soon it'll turn out his feelings were not entirely onesided but will it be too late? Dennor, Nedden, rating for some swears.

[AU][DenNor][DenFem!Ice] A story about a prince, a princess, and a butler. How much would one risk for an unwanted relationship? How many times would one risk their life for a simple friendship... and more?

One final battle, one final moment of survival and one final conclusion of the Bites. When Jett is killed, it throws everything to pieces. Since their last confrontation, the vampires all struggle to survive. And yet, there is a greater evil that lurks in their shadows. Pairings: HongIce, DenNor, SuFin, ChinaRussia. Sequel to Bites, Blood, Immortality.

Set in a Steam Punk AU, Norway and young Iceland return from a vacation and their first stop is to visit a dear friend.

A Human-AU in which Mathias is the head architect of some big construction firm and works from home, Lukas is a nurse in the local hospital's ER, and Emil is still in primary school. Based on some headcanons I have about Denmark and his tendency to move at like ten-thousand miles an hour. Part of the Patchwork Family Series.

Reading fairytales, playing on your phone, oh and reading silly questions to each other – what better way to spend your day in the presence of someone you loved the most? DenNor! Birthday present to my best friend! :)

Mathias Køhler is definitely the coolest babysitter in the entire universe. Well, maybe his boyfriend Lukas would disagree, but still. Anko Family, Babysitting AU with human names and some Dennor. Fluff everywhere.

Three years ago, Mathias disappeared on Christmas Eve - leaving Lukas and his friends behind. Every year, Lukas hopes that the Dane will come back. Three years ago, Mathias was taken. Every year, Mathias wishes that one day he will be able to come back. DenNor. Now a six-shot.

Something I been writing when I find time. Berwald is having trouble with his relationship and Mathias is there as a form of comfort. Sorry bad summary.

SuFin. Modern/Human Medical Office AU. Tino came to the sudden realization that he had fallen in love with his strange, quiet, prosthetic-tinkering, workaholic, kind-hearted boss, Dr. O. Berwald had his heart stolen by the cheery office assistant since the first time he laid eyes on Tino's penmanship. About love, tragedy, and family coming together. Updated weekly.

The Magic Trio mysteriously gets sent to the land of Fiore and now they have strange powers that they don't understand. Between meeting other wizards and making a living without spilling their ultimate secret, how will they get home this time? [on an indefinite hiatus][currently really lousy][please don't expect much]

The story of some brave, misunderstood nations, and their past. How did such young, happy nation beings come to have these odd characters? And is Veneziano being serious about his supposedly naïve self? Told in the perspective of Norway, and everyone is incredibly OOC. Includes manipulative!Veneziano, brotherly!Romano and confident!Canada. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

Leon; a blunt barista with a on fleek fringe. When a certain Icelandic comes in to a well known bubble tea place looking for a part time job, sparks (and tapioca pieces) fly in the air. Modern Day AU. HongIce and DenNor!

Prequel to Hetalia Tales 1,2,3,4&5. Something's happening in Holzstadt and when King Wolfgang receives a letter reporting the strange goings on, he asks the Three Fae, Arthur, Lukas and Vladimir, along with dragon-shifter, Aleksander, to investigate. But the threat maybe worse than they first realised. FACE Family, DenNor, SuFin and RoBul. Rated T for Arthur's mouth! Chapter 9 redo

Zombie apocalypses aren't kind to the weak. Or the strong. Or anyone, really. When humanity crumbles, instinct becomes vital, and humans become prey, all that's left to do is tally the days.

Several years have passed since Lukas left Matthias to attend college, a long-distance relationship never an option for him. However, almost getting run over can change a few things.

Tino finally gets a shot at his dream job; to become an Editor. However, with his new bosses constantly scheming, it's proving to be more work than he bargained for. With the help of both lifelong friends and new friends made along the way, it looks like he's in for a chance. Lukas and Emil have his back, but even their own lives aren't perfect. Multi-plot melodrama AU.

(Medieval Magic AU) When Ivan, the king of Europa ends out with a slave named Alfred who's broken down to nothing, he tries to help the boy to discover he's more than he bargained for in more ways than one. (Dark, Mature, slave rape, not for the faint of heart. Language.)

Harry Potter Au Mathias Køhler is one of the happiest guys in whole Hogwarts. Popular, Quidditch Captain and seemingly always in a good mood. The new student Sigurd seems quite the opposite. It takes not long until Mathias notices that something is off with this cold and reserved guy and he is determined to find out what it is. Not that he wants to be at his side anyway.

England, Norway and Romania along with Sealand are attending Hogwarts under Scotland's instructions to protect Harry Potter, The Boy-Who-Lived and for Sealand to finally learn about his magic abilities. Prepare for a year of magic, mischief and fun as they try to keep their secret as nations hidden from prying eyes.. (Set in Fifth Year, slight mentions of OC's)

College AU. For Tino Väinämöinen, going to college was certain to be a breeze. What he wasn't ready for were the insane students, a lovable snow white puppy, and an extremely frightening, tall, frightening, expressionless Swede. Oh, and did he mention frightening? Eventual Sufin / Sweden x Finland and many more Hetalia pairings.

"Together Again". The Nordics for some reason agree to spend a week attempting to fix their relationship. Though old scars are unearthed, it may be the best decision they've made in spite of that... or maybe because of that. No Pairings and human names used.

Norway has been having feelings about Denmark, and not just that feeling of wanting to punch him in the face. No, he has something else. He has a crush on him! It's pretty obvious to many nations on what was going on with Norway, but not at all to one oblivious and bubbly Denmark, and Norway would do all that he can to keep it that way.

Three countries are taken by daylight, left to the non-existent mercy of scientists and extremists who would like nothing more then to gain access to the alluded country immortality, at any cost, even as countries attempt to track them down before it's too late. Trigger warning; Blood, non-descriptive gore, angst, language. Rated-T.

Lukas moved to Denmark with his brother, Emil, a couple of years ago. His life will forever be changed when he gets a job on a restaurant, where he meets a lot of new people including a happy Dane, a friendly Fin and a silent Swede. But this restaurant seems to keep many secrets. DenNor, Sufin and possibly more.

When his boyfriend left him for someone else, Feliciano is heartbroken and devastated. He becomes friends with a guy named Lukas, who helps him through the hard time. But how will they handle it if they starts to think of each other more than friends?

AU Historical Fantasy. Lightly inspired by the European witch hunts. Mathias couldn't believe what he was seeing. Lukas was a witch! For some reason he wasn't afraid. It only made him more determined to protect his friend. Thus begins an unexpected journey that will shatter the comfortable world he once knew. See note inside for more details about the REWRITE IN PROGRESS

AU. Lukas might be a rich kid, but that doesn't necessarily make things easy. He has been diagnosed with Antisocial Personality Disorder, and no matter how much he wishes it, he is not normal. He sees himself as a king and can't stand anyone threatening his power. One day, however, he snaps, and things go a bit too far.

(SuFin / DenNor / HongIce / SeaWy / LadKugel) Peter is a lonesome orphan living in Cheshire, England. All he wanted was a perfect family. His new parents, Tino and Berwald, plus his new brother, Leo; show him that while they're not a perfect family, they're definitely a happy one. [Mentions of Hanatamago Family, Anko Family, and Asian Family] /rated for slight homophobia/

What can't a kiss heal?

College AU with a twist. Under some unconventional methods, Lukas Bondevik finds himself sent through time, back to his University years in 1965. There, he is given the opportunity to relive his youth, correct past mistakes and perhaps take a chance with a certain Danish boy. However, there's something sinister about the ploy and it may be too late to pull out. DenNor & others.

On his sixteenth birthday, Emil Steilsson, prince of Crodinia, receives an unusual gift from his brother: an Altorienese prisoner of a finished war who calls himself "Leon." With the passing of time, however, Emil realizes there might be more to his pet than meets the eye and slowly falls into a twisted, inescapable love.

A gun is your best friend in revenge. Especially if you're a part of a mafian family. Mostly DenNor with lots of HongIce and SuFin. M for later chapters.

The day Lukas had ran to my room and told me to help make strawberry jam was probably one of the best days of my life. ... We didn't make strawberry jam anymore. We wouldn't even buy strawberries. For almost a year, I would subconsciously refuse to recognize what a strawberry even was. (domestic oneshot. iceland's POV.)

AU. Elizaveta Hérderváry is a Greaser- a reject of society. All she has is her gang, her turf, and her pride. She's always hated the rich kids, but after meeting a kindhearted girl from a good neighborhood, she isn't so sure.

Tino has always loved life despite not having one anymore and he's determined to help Berwald love it too. Warnings: mention of blood and death (but not overly so). SuFin

'In the first time in nearly four hundred years, he laughed. A good, strong ringing laugh that pained his sides and brought tears to his eyes. And he felt all the tension, all the pain of five hundred lonely years melt away.' Lukas has been wandering the earth since the days of old, numb to en along comes Mathias who makes him feel human, who makes him feel /alive/.

Sequel to 'Dragon Fire! Alfred & a very pregnant Matthew have been kidnapped. Now Arthur & Gilbert must set out to rescue their dragon lovers from their mysterious kidnappers. But what happens when Arthur is an old friend of one of the villains? Meanwhile, what is Alfred to do when Matthew goes into labor? There will be epic battles, humor, and NORDICS!

A king wanting alone time with his sweetheart, really. Nothing so much as lovely and entrancing as a rose is. (( DenNor with baby!Ice. 'Cause y'all like that. ))

It's ironic when you fall in love with the brother of the man who tried to kill you and your own brother... Frozentalia AU as seen on tumblr

Lukas Bondevik and Mathias Køhler have always been close friends, they always look out for one another. Which in itself, is a confession of love on its own.

DenNor AU where the pair are monster hunters. Human names used. Lukas sees the creatures. Matthias punches them into oblivion. The pair works in perfect harmony. Unfortunately for this duo, one of them is a monster magnet, and get pulled away from his partner constantly. He can't even see what's attacking him. Sad, ain't it? T for language.

Pottertalia DenNor oneshot. Mathias walks into the Great Hall to find himself in the centre of everyone's attention.

As the glacial ice from the last ice age melted away the lands further north became habitable for plant, animal and human life. This is the story of Norway from the very beginning and until modern time. Through times of peace, war, famine, plague and unions, all of the thing a country will experience over time.

Matthias and Lukas were so different, they could only be described as the two warring elements fire and ice. But why were they so drawn to each other despite the extreme differences they have? A short DenNor one-shot/drabble. Rated T for implied sex. Slight angst included. Also: many homo

In the land of Eltilian five kingdoms coexisted in harmony, and each had been blessed with two precious children. However, all was not as perfect as it seemed. For one of each of the children had been born with unnatural powers. The powers of ice and snow. Main characters Nor, Ice, Eng, Can, Amer, Pru, Ger, Rom, Ita. Others: Spa, Den, Sea, Scott, various.

Late 19th century, young lord Lukas Bondevik agrees to be a government official at a military academy to ensure a better living for his brother, never to have guessed that he'd meet one of the most annoying and persistent people he'll ever know, Mathias Kohler. Major angst, lots of ships and big Canon divergence, AU through and through.

America attempts to help Iggy make a facebook. England wishes he knew who Matthew Williams is. And Canada hopes someday France will stop hacking him. All while playing Pirate Life. Yep. It's just Facebook afterall.

They meet three times: one in a time of life, one in a time of death, and one in between life and death. /WW2 AU\\ DenNor

A collection of DenNor oneshots: Ch. 1-Mathias is smitten with his new co-worker, but how is he to win him over if he doesn't even notice him?; Ch-2 Norcat demands attention and Mathias is only too ready to comply

In the Tekniq Era when technology can predict the ideal relationships for humans, Emil Steilsson has waited his entire life to meet his soul mate. But when his special someone turns out to not only be Leon Wang, a famous pop star and actor but a guy, as well, he must decide where their relationship will ultimately draw a line, be it friendship, love, or nothing at all.

You know the Magic Trio, right? England, Norway, and Romania? The Brows, the Troll, and the Vampire? But do you know them? Really know them? How they met? How they got their magic? How they were raised by mystical creatures? Do you? Well, I'm here to tell you their story, of how they were raised from magic.

Matthias, just his luck, is stuck with a moody Belorussian girl at the end of the world. The end of the world, zombies have taken over, and when they discover a strange child, it becomes his duty to protect it. And not everything is safe and trustworthy... DenNor, SpaMano, GerIta, PruCan, BelLiech (?) major character death warning. Sucky summary is sucky. It gets better!

rules everyone has for dating their brother

(Human AU) Lukas Bondevik is sucked into his mirror one day where he discovers two faces he hasn't seen in a year. They soon enter a preposterous battle that may have them fighting for their lives! (Rated T for blood, gore, and also general sadness. Also sucky summary is sucky.)

Denmark gets lost in the woods, and the others are helping him out, but not before gaining his trust. 'Into the woods' by Cilla Jane

Emil's the new kid in school and Xiao's determined to give him the grand tour of the small town. Sure, the guy seems cold hearted but Xiao's sure that he's actually super cool. Plus he's totally hot. What he's not too pleased about is that his annoying sister is at home too. HongIce!

A Hetalia AU where Norway is accused of being a witch, While Denmark has to watch as Lukas gets burned alive. Dennor. Norway-Lukas, Denmark-Matthias.

HIATUS. Lukas needs a place to stay, so he moves into a rental home where he meets Mathias. Unfortunately he has to share a room with the obnoxious youtuber, who decides to make vlogs at odd hours of the day. Not to mention his viewers 'ship them', what does that even mean? Lukas ends up going on some weird adventures with his new housemates, not all of them as bad as he feared.

When the Magic Trio mess up a spell, Alistair decides he's had enough. He de-ages them and sends them to Hogwarts to help them get better control over their magic - and even takes a job himself as the sexy new History of Magic professor. But there's more to this than just magic, Arthur knows. The Ministry thinks it can control his school, does it? Ha! Look out Umbridge!

Iceland's the youngest in his family with 4 brothers. He swears his brothers are weird, but school is weird too and everything just gets crazy.

Mathias knows that something bad is in the works when his college gets a new counselor. Too bad that nobody, save for his intimidating roommate and his naive boyfriend, believes him. Being a class clown sucks when no one will take you seriously when you are being serious, not even your own boyfriend. AU, numerous mentioned pairings, Human names used.

"And for being so cute, I'll sneak you the wine. Half off! All on me!" Sigrid smiled and Astrid looked at her in confusion. This dirty blonde sure was one hell of a character. [Nyotalia DenNor]

Arthur's life sucks in France. He is abused by the only family he has left, and he's only allowed to speak French. That means no speaking at all, right? His 11th birthday is coming up, but that doesn't mean much, right?

WWI/1920s AU. In the spring of 1914, Mathias comes to work at Lille Skarstind, crumbling country house of the once-rich Bondevik family, and there he falls in love with Lukas, the young master of the house. But war is cruel. It will break their hearts and spirits, change Mathias from a boy into a man, and leave Lukas with a secret as hidden and shameful as Dorian Gray's portrait.

Both Denmark and Norwqay find each other intriguing.

Lukas wasn't an idiot. He doesn't do stupid things. Yet when he accidentally ran over some other idiot on a bicycle he can't help but feel like he's the idiot for once. But in between all of these stupid pickup lines who can tell for sure? DenNor! AU! T for language!

The 30 day OTP challenge with Norpan, because they need more love. LET THE CHALLENGE BEGIN! Rated M for my paranoia and a couple of the prompts.

For years, Norway woke up in a cold bed, consumed in a mess of violent sobs, plagued by sickening regret for not looking back at his beautiful, lovely Denmark. oneshot

Arthur Kirkland is a first-year wizard with style. On the train to school he meets two strange people, Lukas and Erika; together they form the Magic Trio! Pulling pranks, annoying the Maurauders and having fun! But at Hogwarts, something strange and scary is going down. As per usual. The Magic Trio races to solve the problem, finish their Potions homework and win the Quidditch Cup!

Long ago, it was said that the kingdom of Oteomos and its rivaling kingdom Arshein was in a time of peace after a long time of war that ravaged both to ruins. But when an evil king forces Lukas into marriage, he and Emil must figure out how to escape his clutches and bring peace back to the world with the help of some unlikely misfits to back them up. (Contains gore and feels)

Zombie apocalypse AU, humans fighting for survival in secluded towns, dangerous missions outside, looking for a way to win, finding love in unexpected times and places...ya dig it? Main pairings are HongIce, DenNor and SuFin, but others appear as well. Rating might go up in the future, or not. Don't mind the lame summary.

The Nordic five stay at home together for New Years Eve. Includes SuFin references, drinking, and some quality family time. Cute little fic for 2015.

Scandia's death has brought about an end to an era for his three sons; Denmark, Sweden, and Norway. Now they must cope without his guidance through one of the most volatile times in history: the era of the Vikings. Did the fires of the Holy Island really die down with the absence of physical fuel? Or did they become a different kind of fire, like... one fueled by unstable emotions?

During the union of Sweden and Norway, Denmark writes a strongly-worded letter to his ex-lover, telling him not to respond. Norway ignores him.

As the Kalmar Union dissolves, Norway and Denmark are left to battle their own demons alone. Part of my historical AU series.

The picture is shattered. Now we must go on. Carrying the shards of glass, we carry with us the Dane that left the world. Trying to fix the pieces, we must let go and start anew. (Sequel to Farther and Farther. In order to understand this, please read it first. :) )

Lukas had searched far and high for Emil's present, but luck was nowhere beside him as he stumbled into a Starbucks. And guess who was working for, what Lukas oddly calls them, the 'Satan People? DenNor, Rated T.

When a dangerous new disease creeps its way across Europe, those who are affected must be contained. The goal is to prevent it from reaching any other countries. Denmark finds himself being forced into containment, a terrifying place with the diseased and dying. Will he be able to make it out alive? Or succumb to the disease's nasty hold?

Just a story I did sometime ago about Norway and him taking care of his little brother. Human AU, human names used. One-shot maybe.

Belgium insists on mandatory sibling bonding time and organizes a picnic for Netherlands, Luxembourg and herself. The Benelux siblings end up questioning Netherlands about his date with Canada. General Benelux sibling bonding and fun. Mentions NetherlandsxCanada, NedCan, NethCan.

They have known countless years of unspeakable cruelty and violence, but even in the darkest hours kindness arises where least expected. Kalmar Union AU.

When violinist Lukas Bondervik and his best friend, vocalist Tino Väinämöinen, get accepted into 'Hetalia High,' school of the Arts and meet drummer Mathais Kohler and his brother, guitarist Berwald Oxenstierna, they're already in way over their heads. But then Lukas meets pianist Emil Steilsson who looks…hauntingly familiar. DeNor, SuFin, Iceland x ?

It was supposed to be just another battle for Matthias and Lukas was just another captive. Until Lukas, who is supposed to be a monster, begins to teach Matthias about his own humanity and suddenly all Mathias had ever known turns out to be a lie. These people, called monsters by his own country, have become the innocents and he has become the monster. DenNor, AU, Human names used.

Tino would be happy if all he ever had was winter and the wolf that always watched him. He'd also be happy if all he ever had was summer and the boy that watched him once.

A girl finds herself in annoying company, namely, that of Francis. Spades and clubs are at each others' throats, the hearts have no memories, and the diamonds are annoyingly aloof. Between them, the four childish swords are desperately trying to remedy the situation. Clothes change with the imagination, and the world is but a mirror of the real one. Welcome to Wonderland.

After receiving an email about going to a new haunted attraction, everyone begins to invite more friends. But is the haunted house really haunted or is it just a joke when people begin to go missing? BTT, Magic Trio, Awesome Trio. DenNor. PruCan. USUK. etc etc. Human AU

Finland was sick of it all! He was sick of the constant longing, love-sick glances between the two nations! Something needed to be done! And so, he made it his own personal mission to get Denmark and Norway together! And with Sweden's help what could possibly go wrong? SuFin! DenNor!

Matthias didn't think he'd find an authentic Scandinavian bakery in this city, but when he stumbled across the Lillebror Bakeri he found himself enticed by the pastries - and staying for the rather beautiful man running it. With the man's little brother playing matchmaker, Matthias figured he could handle a little Björk if it meant getting to know Lukas. - DenNor, Nordic 5

The Tale of Three Brothers retold with the Nordics. Technically a crossover with Harry Potter. I own nothing.

Gilbert is starting his new college life by accepting who he is and openly being transgender. Will others accept who he is as well, or will he be truly alone in this world? /Rated T for the following: Language, crude jokes, transphobia, sexual innuendos, and gender dysphoria.

Faced with the prospect of an arranged marriage right after his graduation, the nephew of a ruined English baronet is determined to try and preserve at least some of his dignity… A pursuit which will go more or less smoothly, thanks to a certain bespectacled blond. Might involve some crack, too. Rated for… bunnies.

Alfred F. Jones is an alien fanatic, who sole dream is to prove the existence of extraterrestrials. One day, after his friend, Arthur Kirkland, kicks him out of the house, he finds a strange man being terrorized by the local gang. The man follows him home and takes up his closet as his 'temporary dwelling' until he can find his friend and go home. But will Alfred want him to go?

Norway and Finland have made a bet: one week dressed up like each other to see who can go the longest without getting caught. This stirs up more trouble than the two would've really imagined.

Lukas Bondevik attends the college of his dreams and is recruited to work on a project to create something that would only exist beyond his imagination; a computer that reaches footage of parallel universes. In the end, he can't decide if it was truly worth it or the biggest mistake of his life. Warning: Sad, no happy ending. DenNor.

Accomplished Hunter Alfred F. Jones enters a vampire dwelling to find things not as they seemed from the outside. What will he do about what lies await for him inside?

In a dark, post-apocalyptic future a meeting is in progress to determine a plan of action now that the Boy-Who-Lived has become the Boy-Who-Died but not everything is as it seems. Dark AU, Book One and Magic Trio centric. Pairings inside.

What's worse than the possibility that you just murdered someone? Well, eating jello with sporks and being emitted to a mental ward comes to mind. Throw in a cover up for super powered patients, some romance, mystery, and you have yourself an action movie. Shut up! I swear I'm not insane! AU. Various Pairings such as Spamano, USUK, DenNor, PruCan, and slight PruMano.

He was a man on a mission, and nothing, not even his beloved ducks, were going to get in his way. Magnus Densen was eight years old, and he had a thief to catch.

The land used to be a happy place of equality. Now, the land is about to be filled with war and violence. A small child, Emil, who had the one gift many would ignore, soon became one of the most important person in the entire land, left to save the people who had killed of many others to occupy the land they call home. DenNor and SuFin in few chapters.

Emil (Iceland) has a tough time trying to juggle his life, bullies, and coping without his brother, Lukas (Norway) who is a soldier, and could be killed at any moment, and he wouldn't know for a long time...

Tino begins his new life in Australia after moving from Finland. He meets brothers Lukas and Emil, and their life accidentally changes dramatically. Will they be able to adjust to what has happened to them and also keep it a secret from Berwald, that boy with a big interest in Marine Biology, Mathias, the obnoxious Dane, and their families? Or will they be exposed? Mertalia AU

Hetalia Human AU: Sweden is a neutral country, but that doesn't mean the war won't come to them. When Berwald meets a German soldier, it'll test everything he thought knew, and the strength of their entire group.Rated M for cursing, adult themes, and some violence. Sweden x Germany is the main pairing, although the story deals a lot with the changing relationships within the group.

Tino has his hands full with running a restaurant and keeping everyone in line. And it doesn't help when a rival breakfast restaurant wants to buy them out! Can Tino keep his uncles beloved restaurant going or will the Maple House win? well with the help of a intimidating Swede, hyperactive Dane, overbearing and emotionally stagnant Norwegian and a Icelandic teen?well we'll see...

"I'm sorry but I don't really care what anyone thinks, I wanna hang with you."Lukas stopped in his tracks and turned his face up to Mathias. "Are you serious? Why?"Mathias shrugged and grinned. "Why not?" - Lukas life never was easy, and an adorably annoying Dane sure wasn't going to make it easier. Was Mathias going to be his saviour or his doom? (Two-shot DenNor)

Romania, Norway and England get together and when Romania get's hair curl blocked from Norway, he notices something about Britian that may just solve his problem. Rated T for hair curl fluff.

Lukas and Mathias made a promise never to forget each other. Now, Lukas is sixteen years old, and he meets a rather interesting teen over the Internet. Human AU.

At the age of fifteen, everyone gets a timer that counts down to when they'll meet the person who is meant for them. Not everyone has a normal experience with their timer, though... (AU based off the movie Timer)

Lukas can never forget his brother's death, So, when a young man arrives in his life, with a striking similarity he decides to make him into a vampire. But Europe is no longer safe for vampires. How will he and everyone else survive in the ensuing battle between vampires and Hunters? Pairings: Nor/Den, Swe/Fin. Warning: contains sexual hints, blood and character death

Ability AU. Ten kids made an agreement that they would stay friends, and years later this stays the same. In high school they all develop unique abilities which set them apart, Especially Lovino, Feli, Matthew and Alfred. And with someone kidnapping their friends them, will they stay together or fall apart? Dead story, will most likely never be finished.

The Dane was always fixated on his own pretentious world of trying to impress others around him. It was his way of coping with his new change in scenery. Unfortunately for him, Nikolaus, the only person Søren legitimately wanted to befriend, remained adequately unimpressed. Søren was certain the nord didn't even know his name.

Human AU. In a world where humans are born with their soulmate's first words to them inscribed on their wrist, Lukas Bondevik strives to find the person he was destined to spend his life with. DenNor. DenIce. DenNorIce? Maybe one day.

After the death of their parents, Lukas is forced to take care of his little brother, Emil. But when their house is brought to flames, the two are forced to leave and survive out on the streets. And along the way, they soon meet a Danish runaway. DenNor.

Matthias is a rescue swimmer who takes on the waves just outside of Florida. One night he is called to rescue a small group who were lost at sea after being thrown overboard on a fishing trip. When rescue goes wrong, he finds himself and four men with attitude problems in a cramped life boat in the middle of the ocean. What else could possibly go wrong? Apparently everything.

When Lukas- a young man born with a terminal illness that has left him bedridden his entire life -and Mathias- a delinquent with a troubled past -meet, attraction blooms quickly between them. Mathias promises to give Lukas the time of his life before it reaches its unavoidable end, but will the pain and fear of knowing their time together is short tear them apart? DenNor, SuFin.

Norway sends Denmark to get more coffee and decides to clean his house. But when you clean you have to do it style. Listen to music. So he sings and cleans to some of the Frozen soundtrack. May turn into a two shot but I'm not sure.

Mathias, a young treasure hunter, accidentally follows Askel, the God of Memories, into the Between. After he is saved by the Guardians of the Library, a group of gods who work at and maintain The Archive, he feels true love, tragedy, and jealousy. The intruder, who the Gods were searching for, offers Mathias a remedy for his troubles. DenNor, rated M for future violence

Mathias hates being an Omega. He hates the stereotypes, the heats, everything. He especially hates Alphas and how they love to show their dominance over weak, little Omegas. That is, until he meets Lukas Bondevik- a stereotypical Alpha who's also the best-smelling one he's ever met, but he doesn't even seem to notice Mathias. Omegaverse! DenNor, SuFin! Smut in the third chapter

Different drabbles centered upon Norway and interactions with others. Some of the current pairings up are GerNor, DenNor, and NorFin. May or may not update more. (By 'there' I mean tumblr.)

Emil, and Xiang gets dragged to the zoo by their family, and when they finally escape from their elder brothers' watch, they end up, in front of the penguins? Just some HongIce Fluff. Enjoy!

WWII AU. After his dishonorable discharge from the Finnish Army, Tino Väinämöinen runs away to Helsingborg, Sweden to escape his past. There, he meets Berwald Oxenstierna: a carpenter who is more involved in the war effort than it may seem. SuFin with a side of DenNor and GerIta.

When Norway finds an interesting video on the internet, he goes to show his brothers. However, this is not the first time they've seen this "ancient secret Viking code", and they certainly never imagined that someone would crack it a thousand years later. K for language!

One can clean away the dirt and the blood. One cannot clean away the feeling, the nightmares, the fear. What happened to Berwald to make him go to such lengths for cleanliness? Will his friends help him realize pain cannot be washed away so simply? Will things get better through time or will time not even be enough to scrub away the memory? TWs inside.

While tracking a rabbit through a forbidden part of the forest, 87 BC Denmark found himself unknowingly transported into the future, where he meets the prettiest man he's ever seen. DenNor! canon!verse oneshot

In the aftermath of the treaty of Kiel, Sweden is still grieving for the loss of Finland and is yet unsure if bringing Lukas into his home would turn out to be his gravest mistake or his salvation, while Norway and Denmark need to cope with the unforeseen consequence of their own separation. An older story partially rewritten and fully revised for writing style and details.

The Nordic history is long and fierce. Much blood has been spilt between these five neighbours. This story sets out to cover the history of our five nations, from the prospect of their human characters. Based on the Nordic history and an historic fanfiction. Warning: contains character death, too many wars and hints of yaoi.

[Modeling!AU, pre-slash to slash NorIce. ONE-SHOT] Eiríkur spent most of his time and a camera obnoxiously close to his face. This shoot was going to be no different, he thought, until he met the other models and what the director had in mind for him.

Mathias and Lukas have been friends since high school and now work together. He puts up with his shenanigans, but now he has to deal with his feelings for the Dane. Like he didn't have enough to deal with.

After accidentally hitting his cousin Tino with his ice magic, prince Lukas becomes a recluse and shuts out the world and dear ones in order to protect them from his uncontrollable powers. But alas you can't hide from the world forever. Featuring an Italian snowman and frisky Prussian. SuFin/DenNor in the Frozen universe. By Kuro-Riya and Tora-Star

The war was finally over and Denmark just wanted to go home. But he had never expected that it would end up like this with his beloved one, wounded in his arms. He had never expected that he would ever be so close to him. He had never thought that he would be his and he had also never believed that it would hurt so much to lose one. Warning: Involves characterdeath - Oneshot

Lukas is a special type of sprite who lives in a world of mirrors and paintings, never showing himself to outsiders. However, the newest inhabitant of the household he haunts piques his interest, and he can't help but realize what a lonely life he's lived. DenNor oneshot, fluff galore!

A threat directed towards Iceland at a recent world meeting has caused Norway to go on a bit of a viking rampage. The aftermath is inevitable, but will Denmark be able to snap him out of it and offer some comfort? A/N: Rated T for violence and NorNor going slightly insane. Reviews would be both appreciated as well as helpful! :3

The five of them only meet on Fridays, just to drink and laugh and cry and drown out their problems. Life can change them, but it won't break their bonds. Warnings inside.

Arthur Kirkland is a librarian. A librarian who can see 'mythical' beings and use magic. Lukas Bondevik is an artist and an illustrator, who can see 'mythical' creatures and manipulate magic just like Arthur. These two 'friends' believe they have a usual life (save for their special abilities), but soon realize that it's dangerous to be special. {UsUk & DenNor} {Ratings may change}

When an incident took Iceland's life, Norway sought comfort in his own realm of daydream. Mentally unstable and at risk, he is now under the care of a Danish therapist, who desperately tries to show him the reality. But Norway isn't quite ready to let go.

This is the story of how Romano and Norway became friends and their "adventures" and mischiefs.

3 kids are invited to a magic school, where they teach magic and witchcraft. But the school hides some nasty secrets, and the trio soon finds out. They escape in time, but some of their other friends aren't so lucky… They become better friends, and learn to leave behind their strange, but sad past. (AU humans, rating may change.)

Emil gets his wisdom teeth removed. Lukas and Mathias take care of him. Domestic DenNor Ice (Top Model sidestory, but can also be read as a standalone!)

Norway hasn't been exactly comforted by the idea of Hong Kong and Iceland being more than friends. However, he manages to change his mind when China and him have a little talk. Drabble, HongIce, slight DenNor

Street magician and con-artist Alin's lack of responsibility and dodgy scams have lost him many friends over the years, except Tsvetan, who has always stuck with him. But when Tsvetan goes missing, Alin must learn to become an adult and face his past, navigating a sordid underworld of crime and death, or lose the greatest thing in his life. Robul, au

Lukas and Mathias usher in the New Year together.

Some things will always be worth more than everything a lord could own. Berwald Oxenstierna would learn that when he fell in love with his new valet, a cheerful Finn named Tino Väinämöinen. But when your life is a strictly-ruled game, what can you do when you fall for someone who isn't playing? / SuFin, DenNor

England and Norway have different book/movie opinions. Who do they go to to answer their question?

I learned that you didn't care, that I didn't matter to you one little bit. So, I decided to fix that. (Sequel to Mommy Dearest.)

You know what my Mommy does to people she doesn't like? She kills them.

He wasn't the one to get jealous but at the moment, he couldn't help himself.

Berwald had things to say. But he didn't dare say them. Not until they were all asleep, and he spoke them softly to himself. Maybe he didn't need them to hear, but he needed to say them. And so the sun rose and fell, just like any day. Words said and words not said came and went, and all forgot. As if it wasn't important to start with. (TW- death) AU- SuFin/DenNor/HongIce

An AU. Lukas struggles with sleeping and telling Mathias about his his mother's insistent demand that the two of them go to Norway to meet Lukas' parents. And Lukas- being Lukas- makes it that much harder for himself. Nothing graphic, but implied boyxboy. If you don't like, dont read! Why would you search these two characters anyway? Anyway, enjoy!

"Okaerinasai. Welcome to Hotel Yuurei. My name is Kiku Honda, the owner of this establishment. Hajimemashite." Lukas Bondevik is a journalist doing a story on the Hotel Yuurei. However nothing is as it seems, and Lukas is determined to find out what the mysterious owner is hiding. Although, Mathias and his constant interruptions are not helping. AU! Hinted DenNor

Veltrop, Sweden. December 31, 1893. In the old days, man tried to get a glimpse of the future in the strangest of ways. DenNor. AU.

A search for a new country, an odd family living in dark times, a betrayal that causes the family to fall apart. The history of the Nordics is one that is hard to bear, but Finland seems struggles to come out on top in the fight that is his life. (Warning: Contains fowl language, blood/violence, mentions of rape) Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or it's characters.

"The roses that bloom so sweetly at the Bondevik estate are beautiful, yes, but sharp and full of thorns."

High school football (soccer) players, Mathias, Berwald, and Lukas spend some good quality time in the showers after practice. High school AU. Warnings: Sex (duh), foul language, possessiveness etc.

AU: Lukas is tired of being prince of the vampires. So will the brightly smiling Danish werewolf teach him how to let go? [On hiatus]

Meeting Tino was a bright thing in Berwald's admittedly rather lonely life - but with suddenly starting to experience strange visions and fits of dizziness, and the arrival of a murderer in their small town, Berwald soon comes to realise that with a past as shadowy as his own, things won't be simple until he finds a way to lose these demons. / SuFin

Human AU. Berwald, Tino, and Lukas are all visiting Mathias in his home country. He decides to take them out to see the nightlife, and an unexpected Nordic gets very drunk. Inspired by true events. SuFin and DenNor, with a little bit of DenFin.

It's May 1st in the year 2119 and World War III has broken through. Things seem to be all right for General Berwald Oxenstierna, but he can't say the same about the men he's working with. Tino is ill and wounded, Mathias is missing a finger, Lukas lost an arm and an eye, and Emil has a terrible infection. Berwald can only hope things turn out well in the end.

It is obvious that Norway is annoyed by Denmark. What is not so obvious is that he also loves him. After a major fight that has them separated for almost a month, Norway realizes how important it is to be open and honest in a relationship. Brief mentioning of SuFin.

Not safe for work drabbles written each day for the couple of DenNor. Check back each day for a new update. COMPLETE.

He had been thinking about Mr. Glacier—as he did so often on the bus (in the grocery story, on the way to class, at work, walking into the apartment building)—when the object of his affection sauntered through the door and sat down just across the aisle. He couldn't help but watch. DenNor.

This is what happens when Norway says trolls could beat flying mint bunnies any day.

When neither Germany nor Denmark could find Italy and Norway, they decided to look after them. They just didn't expect to see them doing...odd things.

Mathias is distraught when his dad tells him that they're moving to a remote village in Norway. But maybe it turns out to be not too bad after all, as he meets icy, ace-skier Lukas. Slash DenNor, human names used. I'm new to fanfiction, please be kind!

Upon hearing the "Hello, Hello" song in Gnomeo and Juliet, I suddenly got the idea of our favorite love quarrel "Denmark and Norway." In my twisted mind this a love at first sight thing and yeah there will be Yaoi. Yaoi...and did I said Yaoi...so if you don't like DenNor(Yaoi) then don't read. Peace {PS. Sorry my summary is terrible}. This was from my old account AkatsukiLover10188

Drabbles written each day for the couple of DenNor. Check back each day for a new update. Rated M for future drabbles. COMPLETE.

A look at Denmark, Norway, and Sweden's first meeting.

America is bored one day while house-sitting for Scotland, so he invites Iceland and Norway over. Add an improbable play, hidden liquor, and annoying siblings, and things go horribly (hilariously) wrong. Complete and total crack.

Everyone needs to feel human again after times of distress, even nations. When our lovers are gone, we turn to those closest. Historically accurate, yet (for some reason) crack pairing, UKxNorway.

Denmark and Norway take Iceland to a World Meeting in order to announce his independence, but not everything is as it first appears.

An human AU! Mathias is working as a life guard in Florida over the summer and one day, he meets an odd Norwegian on the beach.

Two-shot, college AU. A chance meeting at a party neither one of them had wanted to attend. Why are they so drawn to each other? Inspired by the song "Enchanted."

Matthias met an angel on the train station that day and is far too determined not to lose him.

What can Mathias do when he loses his whole world? What can he do when he finally admits that Lukas isn't just on a business trip or running late, that he isn't going to be coming back? And what can those left behind do in the aftermath. Could be considered a crossover with a certain Saltty SuFin fic. DenNor, unfortunate character death, forgive me.

AU. DenNor. Matthias felt the shifting of the bed as his lover stood. He groggily opened his eyes and was met by a fully clothed Erik. "You goin' out? " Erik nodded. "Something came up at the office." "So much for a day off."

Their wizarding tournament days over, three bored, single young men take on whatever paranormal case they can get their hands on, which includes lovesick ghosts and a past that (mind the pun) came back to haunt. Chaos ensues, as if they weren't enough of magical trainwrecks before this whole 'growing up and getting a proper job' thing. (Magic Trio. AU. Romance/Humour/Family.)

England starts the UCTFBRIR, or, Ukes-coming-together-for-better-rights-in-relationships. In retaliation, France begins the SCTFFDIR, or, Semes-coming-together-for-full-domination-in-relationships. Truly, this is war. (Cracky! FrUk, Amerada, SuFin, Rochu, GrPan, DenNor, HongIce, GerIta, SpaMano, AusHunPru. REVIEW! 34 follows and in two chapters only 22 reviews? REALLY?)

Nikolas is the son of a Chieftain and is required to attend to certain duties. Such as getting married. However, he is deeply against the idea of marriage unless the suitor proves their worth and love for him. To be sure that he will be wedded to someone who cares for him, he devises six frustrating tasks that must be completed for his hand. And Mathias always loves a challenge.

Lukas is an angel, sent to earth to try and convert others, to show the path to Heaven to them. For almost two years now he's been dating Mathias, a complete rebel and corrupted man. Lukas decides to tell Mathias about himself, but what happens when Mathias tells Lukas something first?

Norway struggles to sustain him and his little brother, so he ends up working in a brothel. When a certain Dane becomes a customer, things change. But when life finally seems to look better for them, some peace threatening news arrive. HumanAu, SuFin. Warning: Adult themes.

Denmark's jaw dropped, watching old memories of himself and a much younger Norway, who was only three in human years when he had been found by Denmark and Sweden. He was a very different person then, the boy in the memories shocked Iceland and Finland to the core. Norway was laughing. The Nordics explore a brave new world...Norway's mind. And discover who he really is...

England's magical powers are the greatest in the world! Norway begs to differ.

Denmark is not an idiot. Norway is not emotionless. Hong Kong is not expressionless. Iceland knows everyone is hurting, but pretends not to know. Behind a wall of tears, sacrifices and forgotten memories, everybody hides their pain .Warning: angst, minor violence and yaoi. There might be weird grammar because the English here is different.The full summary is inside.

Estonia is so sick of being picked on by the Nordics! He feels some revenge is order. Revenge...of the permanent kind. Oneshot. Contains character deaths, violence, possible OOC, and a very screwed-up Estonia.

A brush of skin, a heavy sigh in the ear, and it begins again, that insatiable need they have of one another. And it was by no means perfect but it was theirs and that was perfection enough. / Sweden/Norway/Denmark for LJ's Nordic Jul Fest 2012.

Lukas lets go of his anger and feels light as Berwald moves him, dips him, pulls their hips close and presses his lips to his. / 30 day OTP meme for SuNor. 30 drabbles x 250 words each x various ratings from K to R.

Mathias,the Seal Lord has come in from the sea to collect Nikolas for his bride. Nikolas is terrified,but then he learns that at the stroke of midnight, if the Seal Lord is not returned to the sea, he could die! Nikolas must help Mathias before it's too late! Rated M for reasons.

We follow Denmark through his angsty day. Supposed to be deppressing. Mentions of SuFin, DenNor obviously. Continued and complete.

Mathias is a Demon given a second chance. Lukas is a Fallen Angel. When their two worlds collide what will happen? WARNINGS: Cussing, possible violence in later chapters. Based on a roleplay of mine. Enjoy!

After coming out to his parents, Tino is sent to a boarding school for gay and lesbian teens, one that promises to "straighten them out". Lukas is a teacher at the very same school who is struggling with his attraction to Mathias, the new vice principal. And his brother, Emil, another student, is blissfully unaware of how much his best friend loves him. SuFin, DenNor, HongIce.

Denmark stumbled upon a field with a magical aura after having a strange dream of a blonde clad in blue. After many times of visitng and watching the blonde, how will he make himself known and possibly capture his heart? Human names used Possible chapter story Complete for now though

A loud mouthed Danish Toymaker is renowned for being the best toymaker in Denmark, but he soon finds a rival that motivates him to push himself to the limits and create something perfect that every child, and adult for that matter, would want.

His husband thinks the soccer moms hitting on him is hilarious. Lukas thinks differently. / SuNor, Frejaverse.

Norway and Romano meet for coffee one day and end up discussing their respective 'relationships' with Denmark and Spain. A small bet arises... Hmn. DenNor and Spamano. Rated T for Romano's very dirty mouth and a couple suggestive situations... Pff.

Romano has been kidnapped, and Spain will do anything to get him back. How far would you go to save someone you loved? Mainly Spamano, with DenNor and SuFin.

Oh, and one more thing, you know my older brother? Yeah, the child prodigy genius guy? Yeah, he can see ghosts. He talks to them, too. What, what do I think about it? Oh, well that's easy. I hate him, of course.

Lukas' secret is found out by his own brother Emil, the results of his found out secret are catastrophic. Warning character death. No happy ending. DenNor SuFin SuNor angst.

Entering the space Emil immediately notices Christen's bags laying in the middle of the main room, yet the door to the right is still locked. Voices drift out from the room to the left, his brother and his brother's boyfriend's room. / Nordic 5, SuNor, one sided SuFin. AU, nations as humans.

An off-beat comic book author and a serious photographer aren't the ideal couple for a romance. Human AU, human names used.

A monthly meeting of the most ironic sort. / This has AusHun, SpAus, Spamano, SuFin, SuNor, and DenNor if I got it all. And Hanatamago of course. Just something lighthearted.

This battle, to take away the pain: Berwald intends to win it for Lukas. / All the SuNor! Based on the song "Great Expectations".

When three "orphans" find themselves snatched up and relocated to Maegi School of Magic, they find they cannot get along. However, they soon discover the real reason they're there- and a destiny that will bond them forever. Romania, Norway, and England.

Mathias couldn't ignore that he had just performed his darkest deed. His heart ached with regret, and one day ached for a quiet stranger he met, whose darkest deed, whose voice, whose heart, Mathias very much wanted to know. DenNor, AU,

Denmark struggles with Norway losing his memory. Pairing: DenNor

Christmas is always hectic, but they love it. This year Mathias has something he needs to say. Will it be the right thing to ask?

Story on hiatus, possibly discontinued - Blind dates never go the way you expect them to. Friends who are too helpful. Annoying date. Stalkers. Some dates are just not good for your health. But the aftermath is even worse - AU, human names used, DenNor Denmark/Norway

Prequel to 'Cold Protection' - various stories about several members of the Mafia Families and how they all eneded up where they are.

Mathias was forced to give his godson, Peter "The Talk" while babysitting him, due to unexpected...circumstances. /AU,OneShot, implied SuFin and DenNor, Some awkward moments and mentions of Arthur's cooking./

Lukas and Mathias are drafted to war, and are forced to leave Lukas' brother, Emil behind. Based on the song 'Brothers' by Dean Brody. Rated T for blood. Slight DenNor, SuFin and brotherly love.

America cancels a New Year's party because of a blizzard. Norway shows up anyway.

Denmark's gone. And at the end of the day, all that there is left is them trying to cope with the loss, guilt and regret that was left within them./DenNor.SuFin.IceDen,if you wanna./"Death eats away a part of a person, no matter how small or big it was."

England and Norway didn't learn from their last magical mistake, only this time it's Germany and Japan who get caught in the crossfire. Rated M for some swearing and some lemony goodness with multiple pairings.

AU DenNor. Lukas Bondevik, a new student, decided to join the drama club at Hetalia International High School. However, he didn't expect to meet an obnoxious Dane named Magnus Densen, and he DEFINITELY didn't expect to become best friends- and more

Norway is bored and looking to spice up his sex life.

A young Danish viking, and a young Norwegian viking must help fight for Skandia. Erak joins forces not only with the Araluens, but with this young pair as well. Human Names used, country names sometimes. DenxNor pairing.

Anni lives a peaceful life - until one of the gangs in the city kidnap her for reasons she can not fathom. However, there seems to be more to the Nordic Gang than meets the eye.

Artur/Lukas Norway . Sometimes it takes a little push to get two people to agree on something. Who knew that it would be a bunch of seven year olds that changed their minds about love.

Ever wondered how England met Denmark and Norway? Well. It's a short tale of fail, trolling, and witchcraft...and, of course, England shifting the suffering onto someone else.

Northern High School: A mess of drama. Berwald Oxenstierna just wants to catch the attention of Tino Väinämöinen. Nikolai Sorenson just wants to survive the last few weeks of his schooling unscathed. And Mathias Køhler is pulled into a wonderful mess.

A story of a Brave knight named Denmark, and damsel in distress named Norway, locked away in a tall tower by the evil wizard Russia, and a side-kick no one likes named Iceland. Yeah, this is gonna be good. Rated T for Den's potty mouth

Over the years, Belarus, Norway and Switzerland have found that stalking- ahem, watching over their siblings has become more difficult...because their siblings teamed up against them. Well, we'll just have to see about that! Cowritten with Koder.

or Hands. It all started with a dare. A silly dare really. "Why not a week?" Gakuen Hetalia AU Oneshot, Dennor

Have you ever thought about how England and Norway can both see magical creatures, and thought that they would make great friends? I have, which is why I've decided to write a series of one-shots about them. AU England and Norway friendship. Various genre

EngNor/Fairy Pair/EnglandxNorway. Collab with WILD.SHINY.MU D.KIP.APPEARED. SEQUEL TO MARRIAGE TIES. Tsk tsk tsk... Denmark and Iceland will never learn a lesson...

Under Ground Hotel hetalia version. RATED M FOR REASONs. WARNING: AU, OoC. Pairings: mostly canon. UK China, RoChu, Greece Japan, Turkey Japan, SuFin, DenNor, etc.

Hungary, Netherlands, and Norway have a small get together at Norway's house. It must have been one hell of a night, but the next morning leaves Netherlands embarrassed, Hungary content as a kitten, and Norway confused.

Misery loves company and he finds his in the form of a hitch hiker he picks up early one morning.

I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.

August 1945. At the end of the war, the nations deal in Nuremberg. Finland smiles through the bars, and Germany lies comatose. How Finland allied with the Axis. Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Prussia, Russia, America, Poland, Finland. History fic.

Sweden gives Norway a gift.

12 of the NATO-members are spending their holiday at a cabin America just bought. But unknown to them, something or someone is trying to kill them off; one by one. Prussia won't accept this, and together with Norway, they'll try to solve the murder cases

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

Denmark is actually trying to work for once, but Norway isn't in complete approval. He's also causing quite a distraction with what he's wearing, or rather what he isn't. DenNor

The pants weren't his idea. Denmark wouldn't let him live it down. But off of the ice, the affection between the two reveals something Norway had always suspected. But the Vancouver Olympics would change it all. Denmark/Norway

Denmark gets turned into a sofa, and Norway takes advantage of it.

This lamp was going to blow Norway away. He'd forget IKEA even existed when he saw this beauty beside his sofa. DenmarkxNorway Oneshot.

The woods were too silent for his liking. He could sense no movement nor hear anything except the occasional howl of the wind. Then he senses it, something or someone was here. PrussiaxNorway. One-shot.