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My name is Rachel, I'm a sophomore in high school and theatre is my passion. I am a thespian officer in my school drama department (the second sophomore ever.) I have taken classes at the Alliance Theatre for three years now and plan on continuing. I would like to attend NYU in the future and hopefully make a career of theatre. I enjoy reading, writing, watching movies, and playing/watching football (Go Pack Go! & FULL FORCE!) So, now you know about me. Feel free to comment on my stories (constructive criticism and praise only please) and to pm me if you wish to talk. Thanks so much for reading! (:


Everything from here on out is not vital information. So, if you don't want to learn trivial things about me, or see all the copy/paste things and iTunes thing, I suggest you skip the rest of the profile. If for some reason you have the desire to read on, then feel free.


Dream: Perform on Broadway

Favorite Scent: Burning leaves and fresh rain on the pavement

Favorite Dessert: Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

Favorite Colors: Purple and green

I am currently obsessed with: Sweeney Todd, Supernatural, Game of Thrones, and Firefly

My favorite books: Wicked: Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West (Gregory Maguire), Velocity (Dean Koontz), Witch and Wizard (James Patterson), and The Harry Potter Series (J.K. Rowling), A Song of Ice and Fire (George R. R. Martin)

Favorite Musicals: Wicked, The Man of La Mancha, Beauty and the Beast, Promises Promises, La Cage Aux Folles, The Wizard of Oz, Rent, and The Phantom of the Opera, Wonderland, The Fantasticks, Catch Me if You Can, Avenue Q, Sweeney Todd

Favorite Music/Artists: Idina Menzel, Kristin Chenoweth, Kate Voegele, Broadway Show tunes

Favorite Authors: Gregory Maguire, Dean Koontz, James Patterson

Favorite Shows: NCIS, Bones, Chuck, SNL, Firefly, Supernatural, Game of Thrones, Perception, White Collar, and Tin Man


Ways to Tell You're a True Wicked Fanatic:

-You now want to throw a brick at your TV every time you watch The Wizard of Oz and Elphaba is melted, but you tell yourself it's all an illusion and she's going to escape with Fiyero, so it's OK.

-While looking for colleges the first one on your list was Shiz.

-When making your Christmas Wish List, all you do is write the URL link to the Ozdust Boutique and send it to everyone you know.

-You plan to be in Wicked, and if you get there and find that you’re just not good enough then you think that you can move those darn sets.

-Before you reply to anything you think "what would Elphaba say?"

-You find yourself singing I’m Not That Girl, when you feel that you’re just not that girl.

-You tried to write your history paper on "The Great Drought and it's Effect on Animals in Society"

-If someone who hates you calles you a witch, you take it as a compliment.

-You get good grades because you tell yourself, "Elphie would pay attention in class, so I guess I have to." or "Elphie would be studying, not goofing off, so I probably should, too."

-You got upset when you found out you couldn't take Gillikinese, Vinkan, or Qua'ati for your second language class.

-You find yourself saying things like , "Oh, my Oz!" or "Sweet Lurline!" or "Oz-forsaken", or even "Son of a Munchkin" in public, and get really wierd looks for it.

-You wish you had a Goat teacher like Doctor Dillamond.

-Someone asks you, "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?" and you answer Oz.

-Cinderella's Castle? Screw that- give me Kiamo Ko.

-You have lost your voice singing Defying Gravity.

-You send various people the Wicked script over email or you print it out.

-Every fanfiction you write about Wicked is based on your own life cause you consider your self Elphaba.

-You can relate almost anything to Wicked, even if it is distant

-You introduce yourself as 'I am the other (insert position) (insert name) I am beautifully tragic.

-You talk to your pet due to suspicion that it might be an Animal in hiding. - yep!

-The background on your computer is the Wicked Defying Gravity scene.

-You brought up your grades because Elphaba's grades are good

-You refer to the Scarecrow and the Wicked Witch of the West as Fiyero and Elphaba


If you think Dorothy is nothing but a friendship-ruining, fakeified, Witch-murdering, squeally little brat, paste this into you profile


1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, iPOD etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Mona Lisa (Natalie Cole)

IF SOMEONE SAYS “THE TRUTH IS, I LIKE YOU” YOU SAY…?

Those You've Known (Spring Awakening)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

Gigi (Gigi)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Someday (Yanni)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Haunted (Evanescence)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
I Get It (Kate Voegele)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Absolutely (Nine Days)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
A Sentimental Man (Wicked)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
The Mod Song (Beauty and the Beast)

WHAT DO (DID) YOUR TEACHERS THINK OF YOU?
I Like it Rough (Lady Gaga)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
God is Never Gone (Joanna Martino)

WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION?
Don't Make Me Wait for Love (Kenny G)

WHAT IS 22?
Unfair (Kate Voegele)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Great American Melting Pot (School House Rock Live Jr.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Manhattan from the Sky (Kate Voegele)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR WORST ENEMY?

Paper Weight (Dear John)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Brave (Idina Menzel)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Whoever You are, I Love You (Promises, Promises)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Poem for the People (Chicago)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

By the Time this Night is Over (Kenny G)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
One Short Day (Wicked)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

Use Somebody (Kings of Leon)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
To Sir With Love (Glee Cast)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
La Cage Aux Folles (La Cage Aux Folles)

DESCRIBE YOUR FIRST KISS.
The Sadder but Wiser Girl for Me (The Music Man)

WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL WEEKEND?
Paradise by the Dashboard Light (Meatloaf)

WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD?
Finale (The Music Man)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Where Can You Take a Girl (Promises, Promises)

IF YOU HAD A SUPERPOWER WHAT WOULD IT BE?
West Virginia Fantasies (Chicago)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Til There was You (The Music Man)

WHAT DO YOU TELL OTHERS?
Viva la Vida (Coldplay)

A MESSAGE TO YOUR FRIENDS?
Lemme Get That (Rhianna)

YOUR FAVORITE MEMORY?
Look over There (La Cage Aux Folles)

WHAT IS YOUR SECRET TALENT?
We Need a Little Christmas (Glee Cast)

IF SOMEONE PROPOSED TO YOU WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
Fall for Anything (The Script)

WHO IS YOUR SECRET CRUSH?
If I can't Love Her (Beauty and the Beast)

WHAT’S COMING IN YOUR FUTURE?
Got Dynamite (Demi Lovato)


If people call you a theater freak (or drama geek) constantly, copy paste this into your profile.

If your response to that is “You say that like it’s a bad thing,” copy paste this into your profile

If you wanted to kill Glinda at least once during the show, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your face off.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you loathe Dorothy and her little dog Dodo then copy and past this on your profile. "Little brat, takes a dead womans' shoes! Must have been raised in a barn!" Elphaba

If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile.

If you are wicked, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile.

If you listen to your Wicked CD religiously, and know the words back to front, copy this onto your profile.

The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you think Elphie's hat is SCANDALICIOUS copy this to your page and spread the WICKED cheer!

They moved together- blue diamonds on a green field. Elphaba and Fiyero deserve each other. If you’re a Fiyeraba addict, and unashamed to admit it, post this on your profile.

If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever used a Galindafied word and gotten weird looks from people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked, or have had sex. Copy this to your profile if you like bagels.

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Dynamite
Never forget: dynamite comes in small packages. This new little witch will embed that in your memory and in your heart. Clarissa's back story
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 904 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Elphaba T., Boq
Fierce: reviews
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Wicked - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Avaric, Fiyero T.
First Love reviews
My first love broke my heart for the first time. This is not about Justin Bieber, I promise
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Boq, Elphaba T. - Complete