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Joined 04-18-11, id: 2854418, Profile Updated: 05-06-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

hi everyone! The only reason i rlly am into anime is thx 2 my nutty loopy over the moon and beyond bezzie goldflake23, xxx love u babez.

my fav charecters are gaara, neji, sai and suigetsu,


anyone else had dreams about their favourite charecter? or am i just weird, ok, i give u that i am just wierd.


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101


random things to know if ur my freind:

-Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.

-I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me!

-I'm so great. I'm jealous of myself.

-No ones perfect. Well... there was this one guy.. But we killed him.

-I am not anti-social.. I just don't like you.

-I think...therefore I am dangerous.

-I'm tough, ambitious and know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.

-If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

-If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

-What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

-I think of lying as creative "truth-making".

-It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

-I'm not arrogant. Arrogance is a flaw. I have no flaws.

-The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

-Smile -- it confuses the enemy

-I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas

-Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Im crazy, most people agree


More random things:

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If the majority of your free time is spent reading manga, watching anime, playing video games or writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think homophobia is wrong and get into fights about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.

If your a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, Unluckykat13, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko,Immortal A, Kimyou-kagome,Gaara’s Teddy 666, BoogiepopShippuden, NekoDoodle, Forbiddensoul562, TryMotToOCry, Poog, Cat.Streaked.By.Rain, Itachilover18, xX-Kappa-Xx.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said the same thing more than one time in a row,put this in your profile.put this in your profile.

If you have ever completely forgotten what you were doing, put this in your profile.
you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been caught talking to yourself,copy this to your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have asked stupid questions to your friends/teacher/parents and they just look at you like 'WTF?' copy and paste this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as Mello and I do, copy this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe the following statement: If you walked into a pole, a friend would ask you if you were okay... but a true friend would laugh his/her butt off and tell you that you were an idiot, copy this into you profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you have a really scary crush on a book, game, or anime character, copy and paste this into your profile then add the names of the ones you like:SEPHIROTH, CLOUD, RENO, VINCENT, AXEL, Mello, Near, Light, L, Night, Zero, suigetsu, gaara.


if u read my fanfiction, just 2 let you know, i love all the charectors, i just love taking the mick outta them more. anyone else like naruto abridged? ITS SUCH A LOL!!!! ha, now thats ova, see ya'll!!!

Kappa xxx

P.S just to let you know, kappa in japenese means water deamon, inside joke x

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Cupcakes? by October's Child reviews
'Coz all criminals secretly enjoy baking... right?
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Devoured reviews
His cool eyes stared down at me, marking my place. "You will be devoured". Dark fic, AizenxIchi Yaoi, lemony scene.
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My Battle, My Rules reviews
A one-shot fanfic with the charectors Gaara and Lee, Naruto, Kiba and Neji, no yaoi, just humour :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete