Diona Christei
hide bio
Poll: Should i do a sequel to Sanity? Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-31-09, id: 2198558, Profile Updated: 01-03-11
Author has written 5 stories for Vampire Academy, and Harry Potter.

1/3/11 (wow it feels weird writing that year)

yes i'm back after a very rough year and today is my birthday...yeah me! anyway i am very sorry for neglecting all of me readers but this past few months has been hell. diffrent family members were sick, i was flat broke, i had to work over time everynight for the past 6 months and i had my wallet stolen. I will go ahead and say this though. my out look on things has changed and so have my muses for a lot of things therefore any story that i have started and incomplete will be deleted if you want to take it up PM me and i'll send it to you but please ask before you do, if you take it without me knowning even though i'm going to delete it it's still stealing. and i'm curiuos to see how you would change it.

So here is the new to do list (i won't update that often but when i do it will be a few chapters at a time.)

Category: Harry Potter

Subject: Marriage law (yeah i know new right? lol only mine has an actual law a a prolouge meaning you can skip it if you want.)

Summary: you know, the whole decline in population thing with a twist.

I do this simply as a break from the real world so my grammar isn't always perfect (actually grammar was my worst subjects) and I might forget to capitalize or spell something wrong. If you feel that you need to tell me that my story is bad please tell me why. If i don't know why it is so terrible then i won't be able to fix it, you don't have to be detailed it could be simple sentence telling me of my grammar mistakes. If you are just doing it to be rude then please don't bother reading anything else of mine seeing as it will probably only make you want to flame me for what i will consider no reason. now that that is out of the way.

I have been a member of FF for a few months now so I think it's time I have a proper profile page. Firstly, as I have previously stated I am 19 years old. I am in fact an african/bahamian/american, (In other words, I'm black) and damn proud of it. I have actually been writing since second grade although it's safe to say that my writing has gotten darker and on paper it has gotten neater. according to one of my english teacher I would never get a good job because I can't write. (I am now a patient coordinator at a highly respected dermatologist's office. He's mentioned in the washingtonion.) Anyway, I have a big family, I still live with my parents, I dress like a guy on my days off (I am in fact a girl and it's comfortable), I am a huge supporter of LGBT rights (I wear my rainbow proudly) I hmmm...what didn't i say? oh yeah, I have a fictionpress account in which i right original stories. nothing is published yet except for an intro for a femslash story (girlxgirl). It will get finished but i was working on sanity first so i gotta be fair. other than that i'm pretty open in a sense so if you have any other questions, just PM me.


Current Works: only one so far.

Sanity- DONE

Spirit Kissed and Shadow Bound-WARNING: THIS STORY IS VERY CONFUSING...BUT IT KEEPS YOU HOOKED. AND IT WAS NOT IN MY PREVIOUSLY NAMED FUTURE WORKS B/C IT WAS A LAST MINUTE THING. being deleted


Future works: I do not put full summaries for these because something might change. at the moment there are four stories and 1 is a definite

untitled sequel to sanity (still pending)

i am really superstitious!


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I told you!


Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Tip of the Spear by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The "tip of the spear" - in the military, they are the front line; the initial attack that draws first blood. As a CACO in the United States Marine Corps, Capt. Masen delivers that leading blow, too. He's often faced with handling the collateral damage this life can bring. He's accepted that love & commitment aren't for him…until she opens the door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 245,810 - Reviews: 7538 - Favs: 3,711 - Follows: 3,397 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaker Baby by ThisIsReallyHappening reviews
Mama said she wanted someone noble, upright, and godly for me. I just wanted him. Somewhere along the way, I found out what I wanted wasn't always what I needed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,124 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faithfully by LailaB reviews
Edward, the lead singer of Eclipse, has always considered himself fulfilled. He has never desired an emotional connection with anyone outside his band or family, until he meets a much younger Bella on European summer tour. Will love prevail? AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 193,673 - Reviews: 3577 - Favs: 3,969 - Follows: 3,090 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stolen Dreams by shasta53 reviews
Bella and Edward were ready to become parents as seniors in high school, but tragedy ended their dreams and pulled them apart. Ten years later, they reunite, but all is not what it seems. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 197,768 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodbye Peter Pan by Bled Dry reviews
Prompted by a feeling, Alice leads the Cullens back to Forks, but ten years is a long time in a brief human life. Edward's wish for Bella to have a nice human life seems to have been fulfilled. Bella believes that once she loved a remarkable boy, but in the end he didn't love her. Can Edward convince her she is wrong?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 101,221 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adaptation by Miss Baby reviews
Bella's plan seemed so simple: be a fabulous mom, make a great career for herself doing what she loves, and win Edward back. Piece of cake! But just when the final ingredients were coming together, life whipped up another recipe. Now, instead of getting to enjoy her happily ever after, she has to adapt to a whole new set of circumstances.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,931 - Reviews: 3017 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Altered Measure by kitchmill reviews
Edward Cullen is living life in the fast lane. As the lead singer of Breaking Dawn, he gets any woman he wants and makes no apologies for it. But when he sets his sights on timid Bella Swan, his life becomes irrevocably altered. How will he handle being thrown into fatherhood and co-parenting with the introverted beauty?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 95,396 - Reviews: 6675 - Favs: 3,817 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want My Life Back by samekraemer reviews
Master Sergeant Edward Cullen achieved a very important goal…twenty years of active service to country. As one chapter ends, he's determined to achieve another important goal…to get back the people he left behind in its pursuit. AH/AH. EPOV. Canon couples, but not in the canon way. Rated M…language, adult situations, citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,019 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,579 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Goddess: E&B Version by Lissa Bryan reviews
A free-spirited archaeologist & a shy, absent-minded genius find a 500 year old vampire who thinks she's a goddess. They're try to sneak back to the US, teach her about the modern world, and trying very, very hard not to fall in love with the Dark Goddess. OOC/AU/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 154,588 - Reviews: 2891 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12808 - Favs: 4,394 - Follows: 3,383 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Leave Out All The Rest by Emmy1512 reviews
Bella falls pregnant just before her Senior year of high school. Follow her and Edward through the decisions, good and bad. All characters belong to S Meyer. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 73,388 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parenthetical Love by LyricalKris reviews
Bella wasn't interested in finding a father for her baby-to-be. Edward wasn't interested in being a father at all. The accidents that can make a parent don't always happen between the sheets, but will they make the best of it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,001 - Reviews: 4908 - Favs: 4,548 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love, Life and Tragedy by DuskyGurl reviews
Rose/Lissa captured by Dimitri/other guardians. Dimitri and Rose fall in love like normal, but they have to undergo stressful events. How much can they take before they're shoved over edge? SAME PLOT, but I'm redoing the story again. Be patient!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,267 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Immortal Rose by ReaderVA101 reviews
this is my first story so plz be kind! this is a story that takes place in BP! myabe some spoilers will Rose succeed with her mission to Dimitri? will she survive? Enjoy!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Rose H.
Fairytales Aren't Real But They Sure Are Amazing by IshakovBabe reviews
Set after the attack on St. Vlads. Rose is heartbroken over her loss of Dimitri but Is he really gone and will she get her Fairytale ending
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
New Moon Tavern by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
Formerly What Happens in Vegas..Edward and Bella have one wild night together. But is Edward ready to give up his playing ways? What happens when he's cut off from his family and forced to work at the bar owned by Bella's family? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,109 - Reviews: 2945 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Will Come Through by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward moves in with Bella and Alice to help with expenses, but what will happen when Edward falls for Bella and she's unable to return those affections due to a past trauma? Canon Couples, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,461 - Reviews: 3222 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 4,280 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

More Than One Way reviews
As the saying goes, There is more than one way to skin a cat. When it comes to being broken the same is most certainly true. It seems as though Voldemort has plans for Molly that could create an irreparable rift between the Red-headed members of her family. They need one another but Voldemort may have just found his own power that the Harry is to Heroic to posses.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2018
Mistress reviews
Pure-Bloods often have affairs outside of marriage. Some even take on a full time Mistress. So why has Lucius taken to meeting his in alleyways
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Lucius M., Ginny W. - Complete
I Won't Go reviews
How Far Are you willing to go for the ones you love? Are you willing to Forget the love they gave? Are you willing to forget the biggest part of your life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Spirit Kissed and Shadow Bound reviews
Rose finds out that she could be sentenced to death and her emotions start to get the best of her. along the way she finds out how much she truly cares for the people around her and how much they would actually give for her in return. ON HIATUS
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,669 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Rose H.
Sanity reviews
Rose is heartbroken when Dimitri leaves her for tasha, what makes matters worse is that her bond with lissa is taken to new heights and she begins to share lissa's feelings for christian. the characters are OOC.SEQUEL NOT YET CONSIDERED.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,308 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete