After Craig loses a bet, he becomes tangled up in a sadistic money-making plan to win Tweek's heart. But what happens when the plan backfires?

Dante has grown used to danger, even gone as far as to like it. However, when people from his mother's past come to his door, Dante must weigh out the new piece that Hogwarts gives him with the life he feels he will inevitably go back into. School can effect anyone, and a certain pair of twins may go farther apart then they already are. Summary is prone to change.

AU. Being a father just wasn't easy for Vergil.

Fudge really should have been more careful when he asked the Prime Minster of England to air news about Sirius Black. After all, you never know whose attention you're going to attract.

AU: Four year old Harry Potter is taken from the Dursley's by a mysterious stranger who claims kinship with him, leaving the Wizarding World panicked at his disappearance. Crossover with Devil May Cry. ON HIATUS PENDING REWRITE

Morfin Gaunt believes Harry, AKA Salazar Gaunt, to be his son, after seeing him speaking with a snake near the orphanage HarrySalazar lives at in 1984. Longer summary inside!