I am, unfortunately, back. On this god forsaken site. On this goddamn account. I am preserving this account in its original glory, so that I can look back on it when I feel bad about myself. I feel bad sometimes now, but then I thank god that at least I'm not a fucking weeaboo anymore.

I have since learned that using your, and you're interchangeably is not appropriate when creating masterpieces such as the borderline bestiality fan fiction, authored unfortunately by myself, "Le Bark." I couldn't figure out why people didn't recoil in laughter when I would print off copies of "The Golden Caterpillar" and force them to read it at the lunch table I had parked myself at in high school. I did not understand why people outside of my weeaboo group did not tolerate my company. I was offended when France was referred to as an "emo sue" in what I considered my Magnum Opus at the time, "Immortal Storm."

But, yeah. Sorry? I guess?

Hio itsa me, yusa from DA.

crack fics are so much fun =7=

anyways, im lazy, so almost everything i write is crack, and the few serious things i write, almost all of the characters tend to be OOC... the only reason my serious stuff is fanfic is cause 1. MORE VIEWS 2. i have no creativity with names (why onlly hetalia characters than? because a lot of them almost nobody in the school has - ... also if i name them after FMA characters, people might think im a twihard...)

yep, most of my stuff is hetalia... just cause its SO FUCKING EASY (and it has a ton of views too... yep :D)

so yeah my DA is and i run the FrUkUs teams (FrUs IS included, although it is about a sixth of the size of teh others :I) Yeah... i've been through all three pairings. first i really liked UsUk, than i became OBSESSED with FrUk, and now, my OTP is FrUs (cause it makes the most sense, buttmunch)

but yeah, i just suck at writing, in general =3=

also... i have a bit of an obsession with murder stories... yep...

also, im a bit of a hunger games nerd too o3o

I'm gonna start to read harry potter... so thats gonna probably come up too...

but yeah I COSPLAY and some of my crack is based off of experiances and school

THE WAREHOUSE IS ON FIRE AND HAUNTED BY FRENCH PEOPLE (who are the exact opposites of American's (and since opposites attract... :D))

oh and i suck at math. just throught id let you know.