Sasori of the Red Sand didn't turn into the mass murdering member of the infamous criminal organisation known as the Akatsuki overnight. It took a lot of time and a lot of living. The entire life of Sasori of the Red Sand. Eventual SasoDei.

Sakura teaches dance to pay for her education. However, when she goes to Japan she never expects to meet the Akatsuki, Asia's most popular boyband known for its talented, wild, exotic and totally badass members. Full summary inside. MultiSaku main AkaSaku

When a flower doesn't blossom, we change the flower's environment, not the flower. Sakura grew up in a hostile home with the trials of a kunoichi and the abuse of a bullied child. She has no one to turn to, no one to trust, and when a final betrayal nearly kills her, Sakura has to learn to open her eyes. She has to learn to view herself and the world with a new perspective.

Sakura Haruno was the most popular girl at Konaha High, that changes fast when she becomes the class "slut". She then decides to create a blog about her life. Finding all the friends and jerks she needs on her blog, including a best friend, a jerk, a good advice giver and others. Will she find love also; what happens when she meets them. SakuraXAkatsuki. Rated T for Hidan and Inner

[DO NOT GIVE ANY REVIEWS] Cold and apathetic, they are the perfect guards. They take their job seriously and do it ruthlessly, but when nine ANBU enter the world of magic, will the wizards view them as cold-blooded killers, or will they look underneath the underneath?

Five teenagers leave home from Konoha on the path of gym badges and the Pokemon League. Challenges and adventure await them, and a darkness in the form of the Akatsuki follows them, and slowly, one of these things proves equal to, or greater than, the other. Some violence within, pairings to be decided.

Full title: 'Sinking in the mud until you're six feet under'. What if Rachel was lying in 'Showmance' when she said she didn't have a gag reflex? Full sum. inside.

Kakashi returns to the wizarding world. But this time a different kind of danger threatens the magical world: a rogue shinobi. How did he get there in the first place? Only one other shinobi might know, and Kakashi hasn't seen her in nearly eight years. Chapter 11 is up!

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

With Sasori dead, Akatsuki becomes interested in his murderer. AkatSaku might make either DeiSaku or PeinSaku

As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku • [BEING REWRITTEN]

For Sakura it had been an easy choice to return to the madhouse that was the Akatsuki Base. A collection of one shots documenting the many things that Sakura was sure she'd have to one day recount to a therapist. - Sequel to Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting! (I own nothing herein and am very open to inspiration!)

Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan

Sakura is sixteen. Genma is on the hunt, Kakashi is worried, Shikamaru is amused and Asuma... well, Asuma is being the loyal friend as usual. That is, at least until that night that they all have to spend in the Hotel Blue Orchid on a mission...

He would kill her without a second thought, and that hurt.

Based on Wedding Dress by Taeyang. Uzumaki Naruto was attending his beloved's wedding. Here's the catch he's not the groom but rather it's his best friends' wedding. He's happy for them but he's hurting from the inside. SasuSakuNaru

The actions of a masked man. Obito-centric. Gen. Introspective. Spoilers for ch. 599.

AU Sasodei / Deisaso ; Deidara never meant to do anything wrong. The fact that Sasori isn't taking him back is killing him. -Song-fic, sad, kinda poem-ish, whatever, HOPE YOU ENJOY, have a good day. Oh god I hate summaries... ONE SHOT!

In the end, someone will always be hurting. And in the end, you know it will be you. Italic is Brittany, Bold is Santi, and Normal is Quinniepuff. Quinntana, Brittana

"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.

Ino realizes that she may be the one who has yet to bloom. Set before the war.

Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.

The Akatsuki are watching YouTube videos about the user BlameTruth's scary Pokemon Blue story. Hidan wants to get their reactions on tape so he can get another hit on the internet. Will things go as he planned. Well the only way to find out is to read this story. Don't forget to review, but please, no flames.

The members of Team Seven were competitive about everything... EVERYTHING.

They make her feel twelve again and she hates them for that.

She always knew her short temper would get her into trouble, but this was just ridiculous. Mental note: Don't punch any more Host Club members in the face. The consequences just aren't worth it. OuranBoys/Sakura, MultiSaku, SakuraCentric [BEING REWRITTEN]

Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.

Lady Luck must be pulling a prank on her. First, she was trapped fighting two Akatsuki members with their gaze too low for her liking. The next thing she knew when she woke up, she was in a room with eight powerful males. "Oh shi-" - AkatsukixSakura

The story of how Rachel was given the nickname, Man-Hands. Side story to TTOYK, but can also be a one-shot if you haven't read the other story.

It's the middle of summer and Ino comes across the males from Team Kakashi training shirtless - she's happy. However, Sakura isn't so pleased about her friend's wandering eyes. Short Story.

SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.

HidaSaku. Sakura is required to peer counsel Hidan for community service credit. Starts out as the dreaded high school AU, but becomes much, much more. If you like good grammar and spelling and funny, non-cliché romance, then this is the fic for you!

Team Kakashi notice something about Sakura, she appears to have grown more womanly overnight. Comedy. Short Story.

"Oh goodness, Hatake Kakashi was not going to be happy." In which Kakashi is sent to Hogwarts for his own protection, only to discover his bad luck persists no matter where he is.

...and one time she was told otherwise. Rated for depressing thoughts and thoughts of suicide.

Even these guys have a daily ritual to their holiday in giving thanks. Doesn't mean it has to be peaceful though. This dysfunctional family has some SERIOUS issues...

Sakura Haruno is a deadly, secret assassin known by all enemies. But when Sakura moves back to her old home, she finds herself carrying out one of her scariest missions yet- to pose as a regular high school student. DeiSaku, hints of GaaSaku

They watched as their comrades all died. As they watched, they began to muse. To ruminate.

Four years after graduation, Rachel & Santana have made it to NYC. One's a singing waitress, the other an exotic dancer. Reunited by chance, they form a quick and unexpected bond that changes their lives drastically.

Pein didn't realize how much he was keeping his fellow members away from the outside world- until a storm did it for him.

Let it be said that Deidara had no sense of danger in regards to himself, he hated being compared...and that Akatsuki really did care. They just had different ways of showing it. Albeit, some more odd than others.

Pein's had enough of his members' bickering. So what else to do but make them go through some great bonding exercises?

With no explanation for how or why, Dean and Sam find themselves with a fallen angel on their hands.

A little bit of payback is in order for the fiasco at the Amusement Park. And Konan knows just the thing that makes all the men of Akatsuki squirm in fear.

They can both breathe just a little better now.

Wizards, witches, magic. The concept was ridiculous; did the hokage take him for a fool? Then again... "There is more than one kind of magic, Kakashi. I'd like to believe it exists. Wouldn't you?" He wasn't so sure he knew the answer to that question.

"One day you may be some big famous Broadway superstar, but here at McKinley, I run the show." WARNING: RAPE

It didn't matter if Pein wanted a normal breakfast or not. He was never going to get one.

Because they're gone, all dead and gone. Pointless oneshot set in an AU. Konan's POV.

Dean knows his wife is having an affair, he just doesn't know with who - and when he finds out, it's worse than he thought. Destiel Slash AU.

Hidan made a deal with Kisame. To make Sakura his girlfriend. But will the pink haired girl fall for him? Or will he have to pay Kisame the 100 bucks?

Recent events at Hogwarts forces the Headmaster to ask a country known as Konohakagure for help. They send an ANBU agent named Wolf, who believes that guarding one boy will be a simple mission to complete. He's dead wrong.

"I'll get you my lovely blossom! And your little dog too." "But Akamaru's not even my dog!" /MultiSakura\ Oneshot for Vesper chan's contest, October Spirit

At a party one night, Guy realizes that Kakashi is not there. Just getting back from a mission, Kakashi feels unbearable pain. Nonslash.

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

.:Ch 25 posted:. Crossover, Harry Potter Naruto Six months after the attack of Kyuubi, Hatake Kakashi is being hunted by a merciless traitor. In order to protect him, Sandaime is forced to send him far away, to a land of magic and wizards.

AU "Let's just say Kiba-kun isn't the best knight in shining armor." Kiba/Sakura

In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.

Valentine's Day never goes over well in the Akatsuki. HidaDei mischief; Warning: lime in the omake.

She knew that with every crush, every fantasy, she was tying herself more tightly into that web. A web of smiles, a web of laughter, a web of despair, and fading hope. She should stop, she knew. She was only making it harder on herself.

“A thousand paper cranes were supposed to make wishes come true. Konan folds nine thousand and disproves the myth.” Possible spoilers. Disclaimer: Not mine.

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.

The instructions were simple. Find an organization. Establish trust. Leave in pieces. But Tobi always had the need to add that extra pinch of salt. TobiDei .

Entry for Kish's Kittie's Death fic contest. Minto was dying - no, Minto is dying. Her comrades are slain. There is no one else who can save her now. How can you win a battle against an indestructible opponent? If you squint really hard, this could be MxZ

Renge contemplates the Seven Deadly Sins. Written for the Autumn Challenge at .moon

How soon is too soon to tell him? Hidan has to wonder that question everyday as he watches Deidara crumble under all the pain that Sasori's death burdened him with. -HiDei. Onesided, unfortunately-

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are sent on a mission to protect Harry Potter in a world where fistfights were out, and wand-waving was in. .SasuSaku. HpxNaruto

Harry Potter crossover He is far away from home on a mission gone wrong. The road back home is a bumpy one for a young Hatake Kakashi

Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.

The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

“I told you to run”. I know, senpai. [Manga chap 365 spoilers]

One is dead and one is awake. Witnesses are left to ponder who got the better end of the deal.

Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.

Everyone knows that the war is killing them. For Genma, Asuma and Kakashi, it’s easier to pretend that everything is blissfully normal despite trembling hands, clenched fists and blood marring once clean souls.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.

Cold and robotic, 18 year old Kakashi stumbles upon a young crying, roseatehaired girl. Only in her presence does the copy nin finally ask himself why he's so afraid. Oneshot. I don't own Naruto

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!

After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.

When they were little, Sakura and Ino didn’t fight too much, but even before Sasuke, there was a moment that Ino wished hadn’t happened Ino’s POV. Childhood

[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...

Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*