laurel alex
 Author has written 12 stories for Maximum Ride, and Gallagher Girls. Hey People! This is me, and yes, as you may be able to tell, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME USING FANFICTION. Crazy, huh? I thought so too... Okay, so here goes: My best friend and i love to write and I thought that this would be a good idea to hear other peoples reveiws on my writting skills. I know, why not just ask my best friend you may ask? Well, she says that I'm a good writter but I'm not sure if she might just be "sparing my feelings" as you may put it, so I want the full truth wether or not it's good or bad because I can take it. What I want is for my veiwers (if I even get any!) to reveiw my documents truthfully. Okay, so anywho, I live in the USA, (so not telling where though), my english teacher says that I have a talent with writing (we'll see about that, I guess) Fav. books: Maximum Ride, Twilight (sorta) Gallahgar Girls, The Summoning, Perfect Chemistry . . . Hmmm I can't name them all. Age: 14 Best Friend in da whole freaking world: Sami Nyckole Eye color: Dark brown, lil bit of hazel Hair: Long golden blonde curly hair (my friends say that I look like Taylor Swift! haha!) Fashion Sense?: Hell yeah, Mommy works at one of the top fashion stores in the whole world, I get a discount on EVERYTHING. . . lets just say that my closet could use a few more hangers in it... What I wanna be when I grow up: Writter, Author, Teacher, Singer, Vet, Fashion Designer.. I can't name everything. Height?: hmm sorta tall. Smart?: Hmm... well, there's gotta be something in that head of mine.. Strong?: Another hell yeah! I'm stronger than my brother and he plays football! hahahaha! Music?: Any rock.. Sports?: Soccer, Lacrosse, Cross Country, Poms, Swim team, hmmm... Fav. Songs: ACDC Best Friend in da whole freaking world: Sami Nyckole Eye color: Dark brown, lil bit of hazel Hair: Long golden blonde curly hair (my friends say that I look like Taylor Swift! haha!) Fashion Sense?: Hell yeah, Mommy works at one of the top fashion stores in the whole world, I get a discount on EVERYTHING. . . lets just say that my closet could use a few more hangers in it... What I wanna be when I grow up: Writter, Author, Teacher, Singer, Vet, Fashion Designer.. I can't name everything. Height?: hmm sorta tall. Smart?: Hmm... well, there's gotta be something in that head of mine.. Strong?: Another hell yeah! I'm stronger than my brother and he plays football! hahahaha! Music?: Any rock.. Sports?: Soccer, Lacrosse, Cross Country, Poms, Swim team, hmmm... age: hmm 13 1/2 years old eyes: dark brown gender: girl hair color: golden blonde, naturally curly (my friends say that I look like Taylor Swift! hahah) Height?: sorta tall what do I want to be when I grow up?: Author, reporter, vet, singer, artist . . . hmm i can't name everything i want to be. Fashion sense?: Oh yeah, honey. I've got that. Mommy works at a top fashion store and baby i get everything there with a discount! :) Smart?: Well, there's gotta be something up in that head of mine... Nice?: WEll, my friends call me a goodie-goodie... u tell me Favorite books: Maximum Ride, Gallaghar Girls, Twilight (sorta), Wake series, The Summoning books, Perfect Chemistry, hmm i can't even name them all. Strong?: Hell yeah, I'm stronger than my brother and he plays football! (note to self: make sure he never finds out i posted this on my profile...) Shy in front of big crowds?: Wha... uhmm... I... am... soooo shy in front of. BIG. CROWDS. Best Friend: Fav. Books: Well, I sorta have too many to list... Sports: Lax! (lacrosse) soccer, swim team, Cross Country, poms squad, hmm . . . I modeled for a Nordstrom Autumn Fashion show once - I'm not even kidding. I did karate for three days . . . then I quit Hobbies: Sports, writting (duh) Reading, artist, shopping at Nordstrom, hmm . . . I play a little guitar, my friends say I'm an awesome singer (yeah, sure I am), listenning to rock music. Dancing. hmm . . . lemme think . . . drawing . . . giving good advice? Uhm, yeah . . . My family and I foster puppies. I work for a rescue group, I work at a farm horse rescue with a friend, I'm a memeber of the Avon Walk YOuth Crew . . .Oh! I - that's it. I guess we'll have see how my writting peices turn out, now won't we? Keep reading, it's all just the beginning... -Lauren loves ya! P.S. Thank ya for reading what I've got to say. :) This is for my besties - Your best friend is the person that helps guid you through life, help you climb back up the obstacles of the real world when you've fallen down, and give you their trusting hand to keep your secrets from the world and others around you that you can't relie on. As would I for my best friend... Love you buddies!! This is the link to Max's dress in my doc. My Real Life: Oh my gosh! Right now I'm doing my science hw and I hate it!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr . . . ! I love lacross! . . .. just had to say that. OMG . . . I just got the book Maximum Ride - Fang! omg omg omg omg omg omg omg !! i am soooooooooo happy! love it so far! woo hoo! :) Fallowed, Max's outfit to Fangs Party Max's top: it looks better all together, trust me :) The Search for Max, Max's wedding outfit: A true boyfriend When she walks away from you mad Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." You know you're a writer... -If you talk to yourself. Copy and Paste this if you're a writer. A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Love, P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. Call when it is safe for me to come home... If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever been forced to sit through a movie so old that King Arthur himself probably wrote the script, copy this. If you get upset often because you can't become a knight, copy this to your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.. Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions? :) Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. 95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who whould get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this. If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever stared at something while you're walking and then walked headfirst into a pillar copy this into your profile If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, you buttmuncher." The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at every floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button. 10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it. 23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!" 26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?" 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!" 33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell different people that you can see their aura. 35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..." 38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on. 39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort. 40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening. 41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo" 42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in. 43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music. 44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest. 45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious" I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that, put it in your profile! (awesomeness, no?) Max's outfit in "Followed" for chapter 13 - please copy and paste into URL dress: shoes: necklace: bracelet: hairstyle (but Max has curlier blonder hair): Fang's outfit in "Followed" for chapter 13 - please copy and paste into URL dress shirt: pants: tie (click on the red tie to view it in that color!): I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills You know you're a writer... -If you talk to yourself. Copy and Paste this if you're a writer. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf lilly1542, Itachifanchick, Silver-Arrow-Kitsune-Girl, Dark Wolf on a full Blood, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, Laurel Alex If you used to be one of those girls who thought it was irrational to be in love with a fictional character, then read about Fang and changed your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile. Dresses for a Bar Mitzvah I have to go to! Click on the links! Dress #1: Dress #2: Dress #3: Dress #4: Send me an email or tell me what you think on a review! 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