Weird-Is-An-Understatement
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Joined 02-22-10, id: 2265518, Profile Updated: 09-24-10
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Hi! This is Weird-Is-An-Understatement. Or, if you like, WhiteTree and duckvader23. We created this joint profile cuz we're freaking best friends, and wanted to write stories together. Right, so, to buisness...

JESS: duckvader23, an imaginative, hyperactive duck-lover. Also has a huuuuge crush on Anakin. (And Sterling Knight...) (And Joe Jonas...) (And Hayden Christensen...) (Why don't we just say "all hot guys"...) Her favorite color is lime green. Writes/reads Star Wars, Twilight, Camp Rock, Sonny With a Chance fanfiction. Is a total nerd and proud of it!! =D Loves music, can play piano, tenor sax, and bass and B flat clarinet. Is in band and chorus, (Go Altos!) :P

KATIE: WhiteTree, an imaginative tomboy. Loves frogs, blue, green, writing, reading, singing (altos rule!!) running around in the woods w/ big wooden guns :D Writes/reads Star Wars, Twlight, LotR, Batman Begins/The Dark Knight... Another total nerd, and totally proud of it!! =D

This describes us in so many ways...

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and ask"do you have a brain, cause if you do i cant see it"

if you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this on your

If you make code names for your hated teachers with your classmates that is somehow related to how those teachers look like, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. (Totally hate them, read our story when we post it, we make fun of people exactly like this) :)

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If people are constintly telling you to "get a life", copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

Most people are like slinkies: lousy good for nothings but tons-o-fun when you shove them down 3 flights of stairs. xD

If you strive to be different than everyone else, copy and paste this in your profile.

A wise man named Albert Einstein once said that imagination is more important than knowledge, copy and paste this into your profile if you believe this to be true. (Where would we be without imagination, if you said dead, your right!!)

TEAM JASPER: Hale yes!

If you believe in world peace, paste this in your profile.

If you believe in recycling, paste this in your profile.

If you sing in the shower, paste this in your profile

You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

TEAM SETH: The youngest, the bestest, the brightest!

Defense Positions: Taken reviews
Kaii Marnya and Maya Sirrus are best friends living in the Jedi Temple, and they are certain that nothing will ever change that. But when Kaii's parents are kidnapped, the Padawan's friendship is put to the test.Bear with us thru the prologes, please.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Anakin Skywalker