hello. Here are some of my favorite quotes from the Percy Jackson series:

"The rest of us aren't goats" - Grover

"Nice rat" - Bianca

"Do you always kill people when they blow their nose?" - Rachel

All of these quotes are from the Titan's Curse.

My favorite book is Battle of the Labyrinth.

I am also a chess player and im actually pretty good. I can beat a lot of the people I have ever played but I still can't beat the computer on beginner. I am white. I am also between ages 12-15, but I won't say my exact age.

here are some random things i like:

pi, pie, the number 0, songs in foriegn languages, Oppan Gangnam Style, music by "Weird Al" Yankovic, bacon, french fries,cheese ranch fries, nutella, chili cheese hotdogs, this italic writing font, Christmas, that sideways 8 that people use for infinity, the concept of infinity, Pringles potato chips (espesially the sour creme and onion flavor), vanilla milkshakes, butter-pecan ice creme, the Nintendo Gameboy color, and the horizontal bar after this sentence.

here are some random things i dislike:

toast that never cooks right, typos, bossy people, people who think I'm racist just because I am white, the fact that you can't draw as well on a computer as you can using a pencil, people who are extraordinarily blunt about everything. TV shows that include fake aplause or laughter, and TV shows with lame and stupid humor.

Have you noticed that groups of three friends are the second most common (groups of two are the first)? Have you also noticed that pizzas are usually cut into eight slices? How are we supposed to split the pizza evenly? One person gets only two slices, but the other two get three slices. It is unfair! I think that pizzas should be split into twelve slices. Then you can split them into groups of two, three and four. Please help spread the word about pizza splitting. ALWAYS CUT PIZZA INTO 12 SLICES. please.

here are some favorite quotes that are not from the percy jackson series:

"Excuse me, can I have another order of fries? Because my friend here is fat."

"Am I the only one here who doesn't know what we're talking about?"

"You dorks are alive?"

"I don't want to play with you anymore. Your ugly."

"Hello, my name is: Dead Because I Killed It"

"Every time you hold in a fart, your that much closer to killing a baby!"

"7AM and I go back to sleep."

"I spilled table all over my liquids."

"Park in reverse while going forward"

"Who parked their car on my sandwich?"

"I am better then most people in life."

"TEEHEE"

"I hate people that quote things, be original"

so like, um ... bye!

PS. did you see the last quote? "I hate... original"

PPS. TEEHEE