~BASIC INFORMATION~
Age:12
Gender:Female
Name:Mallory
Nickname(s):Ass, Dumbass
Eyes:Blue
Hair Color:dirty blonde but wants blue streaks and black hair
Livin':USA CT
Sibling(s):one evil monster of a brother
Peircing(s):I have one in my left ear and 2 in my right ear
Tatoos:None
Other:I am a mix between a punk-goth-rocker chick. I am making my own band with my best friend ever Kathleen! I am back vocals and guitar! Kathleen makes all the lyrics and stuff and i make the music and the poster stuffs. We still need a drummer!

~MY FAVORITES~
~I love to laugh
~Comedy Central
~Stand up Comedians
~Linkin Park
~Good Charlette
~Simple Plan
~Yellow Card
~Hoobastank
~Blink 182
~Sum 41
~3 Days Grace
~Mest
~Modest Mouse
~Franz Ferdanand
~P.O.D
~No Name Required (my band)
~MTV
~David Desrosiers
~sebastien Lefebvre
~Benjiman Martin
~Tony Lavato
~Dashboard Confessional

~Don't Ask~

~*~WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY~*~
~AT LUNCH TIME, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CARE W/ SUNGLASSES ON AND POINT A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING CARS...SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.
~PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM...DON'T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE.
~EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF THEY WANT FRIES WITH THAT.
~PUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL IT "IN".
~PUT DECAF IN THE COFFEE MAKER FOR 3 WEEKS. ONCE EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN OVER THEIR CAFFEINE ADDICTIONS, SWITCH TO ESPRESSO.
~FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH "IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY".
~DON'T USE ANY PUNCTUATION.
~AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, SKIP RATHER THAN WALK.
~ASK PEOPLE WHAT SEX THEY ARE. LAUGH HYSTERICALLY AFTER THEY ANSWER.
~SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE-THROUGH ORDER IS "TO GO".
~SING ALONG AT THE OPERA.
~GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DON'T RHYME.
~PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUNG YOUR WORK AREA. PLAY A TAPE OF JUNGLE SOUNDS ALL DAY.
~FIVE DAYS IN ADVANCE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU CAN'T ATTEND THEIR PARTY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD.
~WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON!, I WON! 3 TIMES THIS WEEK!!!!"
~WHEN LEAVING THE ZOO, START RUNNING TOWARDS THE PARKING LOT, YELLING "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEY'RE LOOSE!!!!"
~TELL YOUR CHILDREN OVER DINNER, "DUE TO THE ECONOMY WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LET ONE OF YOU GO".

~*~Things to do in an elevator~*~
~When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
~Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
~Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
~Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
~Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
~Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
~Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
~Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
~Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
~Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
~Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
~Ask, "Did you feel that?"
~Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
~When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
~Swat at flies that don't exist.
~Tell people that you can see their aura.
~Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
~Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
~Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
~Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
~Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
~Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
~Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
~Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
~Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
~Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"