Nick name: Roxas (it’s my surname… I’m not a Roxas wannabe)

Age: 17 years 4 months and 19 days old (as of today)

Gender: Male (kidding)

Talent: Nothing (is breathing nonstop for seventeen years, one?)

About me: (as if anyone in here will care)

I’m a red blooded teenager, who turns everything into a dirty joke. I used to want to be a psychiatrist, but I ended up pursuing a degree to be an agriculturist. My grandfather hates me for that. Actually, he wants me to enter a med school or be an architect like my dad. Well, let that old man fume, it’s his own son’s fault why I’m being a ‘farmer’ as he dubbed it.

I think I’m a bisexual, I find myself checking out girls more often this days. Haha, kidding, I’m just comparing chest size. If you don’t already figure out, I’m a girl, a legit one with a complete (and functioning?) female anatomy.

For all of your mental sake, I’m going to announce that I’m prone to use sarcasm and I’m a nut case. It’s not that obvious, right? …right? Stop staring oddly at your screen, dummy.

If you want to message me and talk about nothing in particular then go ahead. I can be as entertaining as a carrot strips stripping. Seriously, I want to see one. Why there are no stripping vegetables or fruit in food porn? Well, except bananas of course. That will be so hilarious, like- Okay; I’ll stop for a while in here. Kids below eighteen turn away… Oh snap, I forget that I’m included in that age range.