Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.

Some of my bad (and in most cases VERY bad) failed and unfinished projects All unedited, unrevised, and unworthy Rated T for eventually I will post some bad idea that is more suited to a slightly older audience

When Twilight gets drunk, she does what any rational pony would do. She locks herself in a little room, and writes expressive letters to all of her friends. Much to everyone's not-surprise, Twilight's drunken letters tend to be drastically more blunt than usual. (Rated for language and potentially fatal hilarity.)