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Into The Garden Pictures:

Chapter TWO:

Percy:

Annabeth:

CHAPTER THREE:

Thalia's outfit:

CHAPTER FOUR: Thalia's dress:

QUOTES:

Percy Jackson:

"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."
—Grover Underwood, The Titans Curse.

"Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up."
(The Titans Curse)

"In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day."
(The Lightning Thief)

"Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"
"Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."

"What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?"
"I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you."
"Why?"
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?"

"The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
"It was probably important to her."

(The Sea Of Monsters)

"He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatcailly.
“Green grass breaks through snow.
Artemis pleads for my help.
I am so cool.”
He grinned at us, waiting for applause.
"That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said.
Apollo frowned. “Was it?”
“Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?”
“No, no, that’s six syllable, hhhm.” He started muttering to himself.
Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-"
“I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, looking very pleased with himself."

(Apollo, The Titans Curse)

"Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way.

I mean, What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?"

(Percy, The Lightning Thief)

"Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum."
(The Sea of Monsters)

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said.
"That's not what I meant."
(The Titan's Curse)

"Hermes gazed up at the stars. 'My dear young cousin, if there's one thing I've learned over the eons, it's that you can't give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it. It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the Internet--"

(The Sea of Monsters)

"[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that."

(The Lightning Thief)

"How did you die?"
"We er...drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub."
(The Lightning Thief)

"Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake.

Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry.By the way, it was pretty much the best underwater kiss ever."

"This belonged to my sister-in-law," Prometheus explained. "Pandora."
A lump formed in my throat. "As in Pandora's box?"
Prometheus shook his head. "I don't know how this box business got started. It was never a box. It was a pithos, a storage jar. I suppose Pandora's pithos doesn't have the same ring to it."

(The Last Olympian)

Maximum Ride:

"I took a bite of the cookie and chewed. 'Hmm,' I said, trying not to spit crumbs. 'Clear with vanilla notes, too-sweet chocolate chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A descent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good hearted cookie, not pretentious.' I turned to Fang. 'What say you?'
'It's fine.'"

"They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.
"Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned.
"That can be his Indian name," I suggested."

"(after discovering that Fang can become invisible)
Gazzy: "I want to do it too!" (sitting mtionless)
Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."
Max:(muttering)"Appropriately enough"
Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)
Max: "No, you're visible."
Iggy: "Am not!"
Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I couldn't see you?"

"Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digest fish, krill, and an oily substance from their father's stomachs. Are you willing to eat a bunch of raw fish and krill, then barf it back up into a baby penguin's cute cheeping mouth? Like, every hour?"

"No," my mom replied, trying to keep a straight face. "She's cooking." Quick, alarmed glances were exchanged among the flock. "Cooking...food?" Nudge asked. I heard someone murmer something about ordering a pizza.

"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?" - Iggy
"I dont have a mustache you idoit, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Max

Max: “Did you know it wasn’t me, the other Max?”
Fang: “Yeah.”
Max: “When?”
Fang: “Right away.”
Max: “How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?
Fang: “She offered to cook breakfast.”

terBorcht: "Is dereanysing special about you? Anysingvorth saving?"
Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

"Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha." -Max

"Hey, what happened to your tan?" -Fang
"It was Dirt." -Max

TerBorcht: "Den you vill be exterminated..."
Max: "Ooh. If I had boots on, I'd be quaking in them."

"This is my...brother, Fang." I muttered, stumbling over the word brother. Because he kissed me. And no southern jokes, please. Ick. -Max

Angel: "He could totally be your boyfriend. You guys could get married.
I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog."
Max: I'm only a kid! I can't get married!
Angel: You could in New Hampshire.
Max: Forget it! No one's getting married! Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else!
Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep, before I kill you!

Max:"What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"
Fang:"Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it."

"Total, you're black!" -Iggy
"I prefer Canine American." -Total

"And how do you spell that?" the agent asked.
"Captain, like the captain of a ship," the Gasman explained. 'And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R."

PENDRAGON:

"What exactly is a French before it's fried?"
-VoSpader

"I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face."
-Bobby Pendragon

"I went to the four levers. None of them were marked. There was only one way to figure out which one was the right one. I had to call upon all my Traveler experience and special powers to figure it out. It's called...Eenie, meenie, miney...mo!"
-Bobby Pendragon

Bobby wrapped his arms tighter around Courtney. Mark and Gunny looked away. "So," Gunny said, "how bout' 'dem Yankees?"

Mark asked Courtney, "When did you learn how to drive?"
"Long time ago," she answered casually, putting the car in gear.
"How long?"
"About three seconds."
-Raven Rise

"There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns."-Bobby Pendragon, Quillian Games

"Can I ask you a question?" I said groggily.
"I'd be disapointed if you didn't."
"How many of those suits do you have? Do you like, send them to the laundry, or just toss 'em out and put on a new one when it gets all gamey?"
Saint Dane chuckled. I amused him.
"Does it matter?" he asked
"It was a joke, idiot."
-Raven Rise...446"I hope you put sunblock on that bald head of yours. You're gonna fry."
"Do you really care?"
"Nope."

-- Saint Dane and Pendragon, The Pilgrims of Rayne

"Imagine opening a fortune cookie that said: 'You're going to die soon. Enjoy your egg rolls.' Talk about a buzz killer."

"We were in the same ballroom class for two years, Courtney," Mark said flatly.
"Oh. Really?"
"You didn't know I existed."
"I wouldn't say that! I just thought, I mean, I really kind of... Okay, you're right. I didn't know you existed. Did we ever dance together?"
"No. I was afraid of you."
(Raven Rise)

I don't know whats harder to accept, being a spirit from a place called Solara or Mark being a badass.

-Nights were the worst. I'd try to get some sleep, only to be thrown out of bed and dragged out into the compound for another game of "Let's whack Bobby in the dark!"-

ALEX RIDER:

Alex: I didn't set fire to the building.

Ash: No, but you did pull it into the river.

Alex: That was to put the fire out!

Sayle: *looks at jellyfish* It reminds me of myself, in a way.

Alex: It's 99 percent water, has no brains and no anus.

Yassen: Where's Cray?

Alex: He went off his trolley.

Yassen: He's dead?

Alex: Very.

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