I'm somewhere between the ages of 1-10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1
Favorite manga/anime? Naruto, Bleach, and Nura: Rise of the Yokai Clan, Digimon ( more specifically 03 Tamers and Frontie), and Pokemon.
Favorite Book series? Harry Potter, Eragon, e.t.c , e.t.c.

I'm a Christian (Babtist)

Weapons of choice: Katana with Ye Olde Frag Grenade

Quotes I live by (and other assorted phrases)

Genius by Birth
Lazy by Choice-Unknown

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!-Unknown

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.-Unknown

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??-Unknown

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.-Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.-Unknown

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-Unknown

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-Unknown

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-Unknown

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness-Unknown

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.-Unknown

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
truck. Then the truck backed up and ran them over again.-Unknown

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy-Unknown

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.-Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.-Unknown

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.-Unknown

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.-Unknown

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.-Unknown

Those who look at the world as if it is black and white are foolish-Myself

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.-Unknown

Shoot first, shoot later, shoot again, then when everyone's dead, try to ask a
question or two-Unknown

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with
experiance-Unknown

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three-Unknown

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill
them-Unknown

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat
them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will
have the element of surprise-Unknown

It is great to know your enemy. But if you don't have the skill to back up the information your dead anyway-

Tobi is a good boy!-Tobi

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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