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Joined 03-14-10, id: 2289368, Profile Updated: 02-04-12
Author has written 2 stories for Glee.

My name is Benoit. remember that. It's on the exam.
I love to party with my friends.
Sparring is fun. It's a great way to build sexual tension.
I'm in a massive love affair with Earl Grey tea.
Im socially awkward. Like you dont understand.
I sing uber loud everywhere much to everybody's chagrin.
I say uber...
Defying Gravity = my theme song
I can get a little paranoid sometimes.
Rainbow is my favorite color
I want a pentagram tattooed on my right hip.
I wish I had a boyfriend, but I hate men.
I don't know if I'll ever be able to trust guys ever again.
I have an intense fear of sharks which translates to an intense fear of bodies of water larger than a bathtub...
Glee is my passion.
I'm a nice boy and a mean girl. haha
I want to become a crown attorney.
I want to go to the House of Night
If I had a lot of money i would help the world...In a Benoit-esque way
I fuckin' LOVE rollercoasters….
I dance like a total slut.
I am vuurry insecure.
I have a PLAN Muh ha ha ha ha.
I kick with enough strength to shatter bricks :D
I've gotten really into vampiric fiction lately.
I like to cuss...cunt.
I sometimes get a weird urge to clean during the night.
I wish pokemon were real.
I prefer sour watermelon slices to any other form of sour gelatinized fruit.
I don't care what people think about me.
I have beaten every Legend of Zelda game. By myself. Fuck yeah ;D
I believe deeply in magick
I make a lot of coffee at work. Like a ridiculous amount.
I used to be very mean. But not so much anymore.
Quentin Tarntino is amazing.
I love lemons, apples, and dragonfruit.
I can repeat the alphabet backwards... while standing on my head...and doing finger pushups...and solving the world's energy crisis...
My cologne is C.O. Bigelow's Elixir Blue and Acqua Di Gio from Giorgio Armani.
I love Spiders
Jane Eyre and the House of Night series are my favorite books.
Lewis Black is the funniest motherfucker currently alive. George Carlin is the greatest ever j.s.u.k.
Omigawwwwd I loves Cher and Margaret Cho
Canada's Wonderland is the real happiest place on earth.
Organized religion is pointless to me.
I have sociopathic tendencies.
I loved the new moon movie...cuz Ali and I sat and made fun of it the whole time.
I wish life was a musical
Snakes freak me out.
I like Family Guy...even when it's retarded.
I have a weird obsession with slut red nail polish
I have Samsung Slyde. It's a piece of shit.
I'm so freakin' ninja, I just stole your poptarts and you didn't notice!!
I love listening to amazing covers or remixes.
I'm Benoit.. Don't like, dont bother...Don't know, ask.

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Made by Hevans by Sano reviews
A series of drabbles revolving around Sam and Kurt's relationship. New drabble up! It's Kurt's last day in Lima before he moves to New York. Slight spoilers for season 3.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,847 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Music to My Heart by realistjoker reviews
Because of his music, Edward has gained fame, fortune, an unwanted wife and a possible illegitimate child. He hates his life, but when he meets Jacob; he learns what love really is and how to keep what he desires most is the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,376 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Learning to Live Again by gypsysue reviews
Edward has lived through hell, abused and controlled by his ex, can he discover love again and heal from his past. AH/Slash Edward/Jacob Warning this fic deals with abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,506 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Kill Kiddo by Slave2Karma reviews
When you devote your life to vengeance, it's impossible to think clearly. Hatred becomes all you breathe, all you think. It consumes you. Sometimes it's hard to remember what really destroyed me: Beatrix Kiddo or myself. Signed: Nikki Bell
Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,697 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Nikki B.
Together We Stand: Goddesses of the Night by pankyBaylin95 reviews
Vasilia and Syprus, Goddesses of Light and Darkness, were sent down to earth to experience a normal life. Will they be able to help Zoey and the gang defeat oncoming evil? Or will their true selves be revealed?
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,740 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010
Run by crazzyy88 reviews
Not the best at summaries. This is my first R&R... be nice : ... Finn is attacked. Puck helps. Kurt crumbles under pressure, he blames himself. Mercedes helps him through. sam/kurt slash
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,650 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
From Unexpected Places by rubyliss reviews
When a photo of Kurt kissing Sam surfaces, Sam's parents want Kurt arrested.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,782 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Hot & Cold by woopdeetah reviews
Sam dose want to be friends with Kurt but is scared that he will become an outcast because of it. Kurt wants to know what happend to the sweet guy he thogught was Sam Evans
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Drowning by kittiexkat reviews
With LGBT teen suicide at the front of people's minds, Emma decides to have a talk with Kurt. Will assigns the gleeks to find songs about hope or hopelessness. Kurt-centric; Sam/Kurt friendship, possibly more; main disclaimer posted before Chapter 1.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,363 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Walk in Beauty by einfach mich reviews
At the height of World War Two. Edward and Jacob are stranded in a foreign jungle, isolated from the rest of their unit. As Jacob, a Navajo Code Talker explains his language and culture to Edward, the two become closer than they ever imagine. AH Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Five Times Someone Let Kurt Hummel Down by amor-remanet reviews
Five Times Someone Massively Let Kurt Hummel Down And One Time Someone Unexpectedly Came Through ." Warnings: angst and explicit SLASH of the Finn/Kurt variety. SPOILERS for: "Acafellas," "Preggers," "The Rhodes Not Traveled," "Vitamin D," & "Throwdown"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Edge of Seventeen by DarkPhoenix1987 reviews
Complete: All Human! Jacobs family moved back to forks where he finds the ever beautiful Edward Cullen. But soon the winds of change sweep in and blow away everything they once knew. JACOBxEDWARD Slash. Please Review. M for Language, sex, ect...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,215 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
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Living With The Burden Of Us reviews
The trials and tribuations of the glee club as they deal with love, loss, finding their way, and discovering who they truly are.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Finn H., Sam E.
Puck's Harem reviews
The glee girls haven't been getting any and they want Puck to fill the void. Basically PuckXanyone other than Quinn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Puck, Quinn F.