Miles desperately needs a way to get rid of an unwanted admirer, and what better way is there than to pretend to date his very male, straight best friend and rival? It sounded so foolproof in his head...

Breathless Sequel. Arthur always thought that the incident with Alfred's arms would forever be the biggest hurdle their friendship would face. But as the looks change and the touches linger, it becomes frightfully clear that he was dead wrong about that.

Because you know it is. Next: HDM AU. After a hole to another world is blown open in the sky, Texas decides to leave. Before he does there's a very important good-bye that needs to be said.

Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

Alfred thinks he's going insane; he keeps dreaming about a green-eyed guy, he hears voices and he keeps finding long, white feathers everywhere. Is the angel Arthur that is haunting his dreams real or is he making it all up? - USUK.

While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...

This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU

Alfred Jones is an up-and-coming actor who has hearts swooning at every turn. Arthur Kirkland, a prodigy in his field, is assigned to be Alfred's new makeup artist. Many have faltered in his position before, but the Brit is determined to succeed where others have failed. But not all is as it seems, and falling in love was not written in Arthur's contract. (D/s dynamics). Abandoned.

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.

Arthur and Alfred's dogs have a brilliant plan to bring the two together. USUK. Oneshot. Based on the opening scene of Disney's 101 Dalmatians.

Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.

Roxas just wants to leave The Strife Coffee Shop and not look back, Sora wants Riku to understand, Riku wants to move on, Zexion wants peace and quiet, Demyx wants Zexion, Cloud wants love, Leon wants Cloud, and Axel... well, Axel just wants to get laid.

Come along and read the many adventures of surly Nurse Arthur Kirkland and brilliantly heroic Doctor Alfred Jones as they make complete -albeit professional- fools of their screwy love lives. Hospital AU. Many other people are involved, but mainly USUK.

America and Britain can never agree when it comes to the English language... Canada and France get drawn into the conflict as well. Germany plans on killing them all after the meeting ends. One-shot; contains lots of language nerdiness.

The FBI has a lot of secrets. One of them is the location of Arthur Kirkland, a man who can read minds. When an agent goes missing and Agent Jones needs Arthur's help on a mission, things get complicated. USUK, some FrUK.

Poor Alfred. Lately it seems like his citizens can't agree on anything, much less anything important. So he goes on a little quest to figure out why his people just can't get over their obsession with partisanship. Political satire.

Prussia and his pilfering habits land him with a treasure beyond his wildest dreams-America's scrapped Love Gun. With a little bit of ingenuity, awsomeness and duct tape Prussia takes the World Meeting by storm. There he discovers his secret weapon-UST.

Roxas loves Axel, who's infatuated with Demyx, who can't get thoughts of Zexion out of his head. And Zexion... well, Zexion is just clueless. And is that... Sora and Riku playing matchmaker? High school can be so complicated. /AkuRoku, Zemyx, RiSo/

Arthur was never going to fly standby ever again. Sure, it was convenient that his brother was a pilot and could get him tickets a fourth of the price of a regular ticket, but that didn't do him any bloody good when he spent six hours at the airport because he couldn't get on a flight. Oh well, at least he could admire that cute American while he waited... USUK

Darkhelm, capital of the Endless Wastes and home of the Thrice-Cursed Horde, has been named the world's third nicest city. The Black King Ludwig's not sure how this happened. GerIta AU

Arthur Kirkland is a man content in life, a man who can see beauty, even if his eyesight was never there. Alfred Jones doesn't understand Arthur's sense of beauty whatsoever, but he's willing to learn.

Alfred's boss, Arthur, is determined to make his life a living hell. Maybe if he can't win him over with his heroic personality, he'll have to make Arthur fall in love with him instead. Problem is, Alfred never planned to fall in love himself. USUK

Arthur Kirkland, the United Kingdom's finest archer, hoped to take home a medal from the 2012 London Olympics. He never expected he would take home a boyfriend as well. USUK. Olympics AU. Mutual one-sided fluff with a happy ending.

After a rather harsh fight, Alfred storms off and Arthur starts to worry. Alfred doesn't return to the flat, or even answer his roommate's calls, and to top everything off, a stray cat has appeared at Arthur's doorstep. USUK

Pokemon!AU. Alfred and Arthur finally arrive at the next gym, only to find that the gym leader, Francis, seems far more interested in Arthur than his battle with Alfred. Alfred is NOT amused.

Prince Alfred, with the help of his companion Arthur, has a month to scour the globe and bring home a bride so he can become king. Will he succeed, or will the crazy monarchs he meets on his journey thwart his quest for the the throne? USxUK

Arthur Kirkland, lead singer of a popular European Alternative band, came to America to charm the nation into his bed. But instead he found himself caught in the web of a disgruntled McDonalds employee. USUKUS; 3shot; AU

Germany and Italy pretend to be engaged. As usual, everything is Romano's fault.

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

The time is WWII, and rationing is in effect in Great Britain. England has only one problem with that: *tea* is rationed too, and he can't get nearly enough for his definitely-not-an-addiction. What's he to do? Contains progressively more crack as he's driven mad - let the insani-tea begin! Note: can be construed as having slight US/UK/US in some chapters.

What do an American chain-smoking photographer and an alcoholic British actor have in common? Absolutely nothing. AU, full summary inside.

How do rich kids enact revenge on Zexion? They convince the pool boy to pretend to be Zexion's conscience. The pool boy convinces Zexion he has to change his ways or he'll die. Everyone else? They just have to keep a straight face. -Zemyx- -AR- -SR-

Alfred thinks him and Arthur are meant to be and is hellbent on pursuing the older man. Arthur thinks he's just a idiot. A dashingly attractive and cute idiot, but an idiot nonetheless. Will Alfred ever succeed and win his beloved's affections? USUKcrack! HIATUS IS OVER

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

Alfred Jones, CIA. Arthur Kirkland, MI6. Two high-level agents who know about each other only what can be said over the phone - but even secure lines can be compromised. They've been working together for years when something goes horribly wrong.

USUK. Alfred answers an ad in the paper and ends up housesitting for some crazy British man he's never met. As the days pass by, though, he starts to get more attached to the cats – and curious about their owner. Oneshot.

Francis is having a hard time coaxing a decent love scene from his leading actors, but Alfred and Arthur manage to deliver a better take than he'd hoped for when left to their own direction. USUK, AU, old KM de-anon

After years refusing every prospective guardian that is offered to him, Arthur the mage is given one last chance in the form of Alfred, a warrior newly graduated from the Warrior's Academy. If he doesn't make this work, his life will be changed forever.

Zexion hates everything in life. What he currently hates the most is his new neighbor, Demyx. Who, for some odd reason, can't remember him after the next day they meet. And then the next day; and the next day after that. Life is horrid, isn't it? Zemyx

Arthur chronicles his school life in alternatively poetic and whiny diary entries, containing such things as his overwhelming feelings for Alfred F. Jones, his adventures on a soccer team with a hockey player, fake girlfriends, and true love. USUK AU.

Randomness Involving the Organization; Job Arc: The Organization's getting jobs!

Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.

Or, how Prussia attended his own funeral, and almost became half-decent whilst doing so. Prussia dies, and attends his own funeral. Except he doesn't die, and it's all hilarious. Really. De-anon from the Kink Meme.

In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS

AU: Alfred examines himself while watching the rain and can't help but think he isn't all the great. Maybe that's why he has so little friends and his one best friends went and moved to Greece with his boyfriend. Will Arthur be able to change his mind?

Rising fashion model Alfred Jones is cast along side the famous but reclusive Arthur Kirkland for a GQ UK editorial. He quickly discovers that the fashion world's new golden child is actually blind.

Sometimes, love just isn't enough to fix what's gone wrong-luckily, that's what puppies are there for. A story of breaking apart, coming together, and puppy-rearing. Warning: socks may have been harmed in the making of this story. USUK

America and England sneak into France's bed while he's sleeping and try to have sex without waking France up. But don't worry. It's a Tempurpedic!

In the traditions of the Kingdom of Spades, the Crown Prince is to be married on his twentieth birthday to whichever young lady he wants. Unfortunately, Prince Alfred is having a little trouble with that. Cards AU. USUK.

Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)

Written for USUK Secret Santa fic/art exchange. Alfred gets Arthur to agree to go on a week-long road trip along America's mother road -Route 66.

When Arthur visits the penguin exhibit at his local zoo he is very quickly taken with the blue-eyed zookeeper there. Though the reason he keeps returning is surely the penguins... right? USUK Arthur's POV

Astronaut Alfred F. Jones goes into space for 18 months. While he is up there, he gets to know a voice that talks to him through his earpiece. Should he let himself fall in love or will The Voice disappoint him when he gets back to Earth?

/There are probably better people to be gaining relationship advice from but England supposes if you can't trust your family, then who can you trust?/Contains every Commonwealth country one by one, eventual USUK and mild language, complete.

Mermaids like things that are precious and beautiful; jewels that glow in the right light and gold that shines. Alfred, however, finds beauty in much different things; laughter and green eyes, to start with. AU, Merman!Alfred, UkUs

AU – Director Francis Bonnefoy and screenwriter Arthur Kirkland scour Hollywood looking to cast America's boy-next-door. Actor Alfred F. Jones fits the criteria. Perhaps too well: Arthur finds his cynicism challenged by something new entirely. COMPLETE.

In which Germany enforces a new seating arrangement at the World Conference and Hong Kong is forced to sit next to a bored France, much to Iceland's chagrin. Iceland/Hong Kong adorableness ensues.

Roxas asks Namine out, and she happily agrees, but what happens when Roxas finds out Namine's dad has 8 simple rules for dating his little girl?

Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…

Barnaby struggles with his feelings as he tentatively, without really meaning to or understanding how, manages to make his first friend in almost fifteen years.

I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK

It all started with a bad habit. UkUs; UsUk.

Spain and Romano have their first time, with everything appropriate for the first time, such as awkwardness, embarrassing confessions, and crying - but don't expect Romano to admit it . Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme on livejournal.

When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.

For Christmas Finland asks for but one thing: A Santa letter from Sweden. What he doesn't expect, is how seriously the other nation takes to the task. SuFin

Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK

It was a very bad idea for a nation to love a human. That was the one taboo all countries understood very well. And yet, that couldn't quell the apprehensive curiosity England possessed when watching a blonde American in a coffee shop every morning. DISCONTINUED

Matt wasn't entirely sure how he and Mello ended up stripping, getting deported to Mexico, and landing themselves in Mexican prison, but he was pretty sure that it still counted as FINALLY getting Mello to take him on an actual date. MxM oneshot.

Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.

What's this? The Bad Touch Trio have made their most daring dangerous plan yet… A worldwide rampage pulling every gravity-defying curl of hair they can find!

"You totally don't want me dating Romano..." In a blink of an eye, the sharp edge of Spain's ax was an inch away from the American's crotch. America/Romano, Prussia/Canada

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

"First we hold him down. Then...we take off his shoes and tickle his feet." Germany and the Italy brothers discuss methods to make England talk, with little result.

Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.

A potion gone wrong causes Roxas to age back to his toddler years. This leaves Axel to look after his three year old best friend who is introducing the concept of feeling and love to the Organization members! Including Axel! AkuRoku. Zemyx. Marxene

AU "Something was missing..." What if Shizuo didn't gain his amazing strength until much later on in his life? His impact on Ikebukuro sets off an altered chain of events along with the deepening interest of a certain informant. Izaya x Shizuo Izuo

Eri needs a new model for her designs so Shiki asks Neku to help her. Neku says no but Lady Luck hates him. Beat hears their argument. This lands Neku into a stupid bet with Beat of modeling for Eri for two weeks for a hundred and fifty bucks. Joshua/Neku

modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.

AU, at camp U.M. you are an Axis or an Allie, the point of the summer, to win the war. Alfred has no idea what he signed up for :P Main pairings, USUK, GerIta, RoChu,and Franada, with many other flavors mixed in. Enjoy!

A clone, a priestess, a fugitive and a knight are crossing the desert together in a V-class 1300-series armored truck. There must be a punchline. Post-apocalyptic sci-fi/fantasy road trip; Axel/Roxas, Riku/Sora

Before six months ago, Alfred was feeling downright lonely. But then, one day, he heard the sound of a cry over the rain... /Sequel to Anniversary

Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.

They were marked by fate to rule the Kingdom of Spades together, but while Alfred accepted his role, Arthur rebelled against it. Now Alfred is searching the kingdom for his queen, and when he finds him, he also finds himself falling in love. AU. USxUK.

A newly dating America and England show each other affection in their own ways during a World Conference.

[AkuRoku] Switching schools in the middle of the year is hard. It's even harder when you fall for the weirdest kid in school. Throw in the miniscule fact that so called kid is a guy and the word 'outcast' takes on a whole new meaning. [AU]

Not all the answers to life's questions can be learned inside the four walls of a classroom in a university… Then again, it was very near a classroom that Alfred met the very interesting Arthur Kirkland, so he won't complain. College life AU. US/UK

In which Alfred steals kisses from Arthur, Arthur is confused, and Gilbert, Francis and Antonio act as love counselors when they're supposed to be in detention.

Six months ago, Arthur ran afoul of fae that turned him into-of all things-a cat; Alfred then saved Arthur from starving on the streets. Today, Arthur admits something to himself.

He was wearing flannel, had hair sticking up, and was even drooling a little - but damn if England wasn't a pretty sight to wake up to in the morning. USUK

AU: Getting lost while on a tour of London was not something that Alfred had planned. Neither was stumbling into a theater and coming across an paint-splattered Brit reciting Hamlet.

USUK. America wants England to pledge allegiance. Or else he's not getting any. It's smut so enjoy, you perverts.

His mom always told his sister "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach". So, a cookie cake had to be the perfect way to get Zexion to notice him right? Wrong, Demyx's mom failed to teach him how to cook. Zemyx three-shot

Let's face it. We all have that certain coworker we can't stand and wish they would just die. Harsh,yes. But that's how we feel sometimes. But after a few beers will you become friends? Or Lovers? No? How 'bout married? No? Then-oh...OH!...oh? AmerEngld

AU!Assassin Arthur Kirkland never expected to befriend Bodyguard Alfred F. Jones. Nor did he expect the assassins and bodyguards to join forces to destroy a threat to their existence...Nor did he expect to fall in love. US/UK, Fr/Can, RussCho, and more.

Arthur is a guardian angel who feels as if he's at the bottom of the heavenly ladder. Alfred is Freedom Star, a young superhero at the top of his game. When their paths cross, Alfred's life and Arthur's afterlife... will never be the same. USxUK- AU.

Mytho, much to Fakir's displeasure, has a hard time understanding people and choosing his words appropriately. Unfortunately, sometimes misunderstandings happen, and Mytho's naive nature leads to hijinks. One-shot, super short, crack.

In which the 'mermaid' is a merman, the prince is a jerk, the merfolk are warmongers, and alcohol is of more interest than true love. A fairy tale. Nordic and Germanic central. Slight romance.

Officer Alfred Jones pulls over a speeding car, which holds a pair of Italian twins. What results is racial driving stereotypes, disrespect for authority, and a rowdy good time. YMMV

Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.

England is in a predicament; America's inexplicable rage is inadvertently helpful. US/UK

"The HAP part stands for Homosexual and Proud."When sophmore Tino decides that homosexuals need to take a stand,people from all over get involved.From a cross-dresser to an albino to the mafia.Even he isn't even sure What's HAPpenin! AU Sufin&others

World War I. Alfred eventually joins and discovers Arthur torn up in the trenches. - US/UK

US/UK - While on a walk, Alfred meets a prickly young artist, whose attention he is determined to get.

Valentine's Day is full of chocolate, flowers, and love. If that's the case, Alfred F. Jones should have no trouble proposing. USUK Valentine's Day fic

AU - A prostitute is the last thing Heiwajima Shizuo expected to encounter that night. But Orihara Izaya may be able to teach the business tycoon a thing or two about living life. And look damn sexy while doing it. Based off Pretty Woman.

Lithuania's car breaks down and now he's stuck with Poland, who finds the most horrible thing being squirrels. Lithuania/Poland T for slight sexual mentions

Your warm whispers, out of the dark they carry my heart, into the dawn they carry me through. De-Anon from the kink meme on Livejournal, original prompt asked for pillow talk between America and England. USUK

After sitting next to some speakers at a concert, America has trouble hearing the next day at a conference. But it's not so much his hearing that is the problem, but his loud voice. He's sure to embarrass a lot of people, England almost exclusively.

It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!

You know what they say about love...that it's the most frustrating, sweat-inducing, nerve-wracking feeling you'll ever have. But there's kissing I guess so that makes it all worthwhile. USUK, Part of the Persistence AU

Alfred and Arthur meet in an airport while both of their flights are delayed. Awkwardness ensues.

Because when you're forced to marry a certain blond who might be a homophobe, things are bound to get hectic. Matt just didn't expect things to turn out this bad. AU

*hints of GerIta, crack, fluffiness* Britannia Angel manages to turn Italy into Chibitalia in an attempt to make him more manageable. COMPLETE

Tired of being lonely, Alfred F. Jones decides to adopt a cat; though he gets a little more than he bargained for. USUK Fluff featuring Americat and Englandcat

AU. One day Arthur receives the strangest miscall of his life from an American named Alfred. He doesn't think too much about it...until he calls back the next day.

Mello was kicked out of his old room and forced to change to a new one. There he meets Matt, the redhead that's always been there - Mello just never noticed... Okay, this sucks. Just read it. M&M. Rated T for Mello cussing a lot, of course. Maybe AU

I couldn't get rid of him. It would be like getting rid of Alfred, even if this made me THAT much more dependent on him./UsUk America Cat/ Gift Oneshot for hoshiko2kokoro/

The summer of 940 was an memorable time for childhood friends Denmark and Norway. It was the summer that they experienced their first loves. Young!DenmarkxYoung!Norway

Herakles tries to get Kiku to reciprocate some kind of PDA. He fails spectacularly even as everyone else wrecks Athens' classiest hotel with their ridiculous public sexual exploits. Giripan with disruptive background GerIta, USUK, Franada, Spamano et al

Fail title fails. Ludwig has finally pulled the courage to ask Feliciano out, but know he has one more object to face. The Family.

Special days call for special gifts. SebaCiel.

Romano goes speed-dating. It does not go well. Bad Friends Trio/Romano, suggested Germany/Feli, modern!AU

A Simple Ghost Story epilogue. Life is an experience you must live, especially if you've been dead for a hundred years. 10 snippets of Arthur and Alfred's life. Non-linear; USUK, some Prussia/Hungary, Canada/Ukraine.

Just the same old story; boy meets ghost, boy falls for ghost, the rest is simple. No matter what Alfred thinks.

Make Romano laugh. It's as hard as it seems. As Spain chases victory, he unearths much more about himself and his relationships than he bargained for. Spamano, hinted USUK.

"Fun?" England gasped. "What part of sitting on a smelly old fat man's lap is fun to you? Unless of course, there's some disturbing fetish of yours I'm unaware of." Fun Christmas shenanigans with America and England. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Of course there's going to be an unexpected snowstorm on Christmas Eve, and of course Axel's going to get stuck at work. Good thing he's stuck with the cutest customer his book store's ever had. Akuroku fluff for the holidays.

Raito has been dead for 2563 years and as a former owner of a death note has been forced to remain on Earth until he has saved as many lives as he took away. Warning: Spoilers

Izaya takes Mairu and Kururi out to eat at the Russian sushi restaurant the same night and at the same place as Shizuo when he treats Kasuka to dinner. Ikebukuro must pay the price.

Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK

A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.

You know it's crazy when a school is made for Truth or Dare and a Spaniard is trying to court you. Written with Data and Spot.

"What's this I hear you've been prostituting yourself, Alfred?" When a misunderstanding just gets that much more awkward. Onesided!Sealand/US, US/UK

After eating some of of England's usually less-than-satisfactory baked goods, everyone gains outrageous super powers! Well, everyone except America. Obviously, he's not happy. Rated for language and all that good stuff. Title subject to change.

Arthur and Alfred bond over written porn. You read that right; but it's still rated T because it doesn't get graphic. USUK, bookstore!AU

America decides to give England an advent calendar full of reasons why he loves him. Slowly Arthur counts down the days left until Christmas. Tons and tons of USUK holiday fluff. Happy Holidays!

Demyx, an up-and-coming rock star, has tons of adoring fans. But he doesn't seem to care about his personal safety, so his best friends Axel and Roxas decide to put a stop to Demyx's carefree attitude towards his fans. By hiring a…stalker? Zemyx, AkuRoku

When Roxas gets picked up from his college for the weekend by his older brothers, he doesn't mean to unleash them on his professors. Honestly. It just sort of...happened. Anyway, they are not pleased. AxR CxL ZxD

America has done it again- pissed off all of the other nations without even meaning to. Now, as the nations drag their feet back to the conference room in their new costumes, they must wonder, 'what have I gotten myself into' PrusSwitz, USUK, Spamano,etc

"Sorry, Mr. Kirkland, I was too busy drooling over your sexy accent to pay any attention to what you were actually saying." Physics teacher Alfred Jones enjoys dropping in on English professor Arthur Kirkland, provided he adheres to Arthur's condition that he pay attention... Yeah, right!

"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.

Truth, like powdered sugar, tastes sweet but goes down cold. If a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, we might need a bit more. Complete pairings inside.

In a world where your heart is visible, would you be vulnerable enough to show yours? Oneshot, USUK, Human names used. Better than it sounds, trust me.

Gakuen AU. Prussia knew it was going to be an awesome day when he woke up. But with Uniform Switch Day in full swing, the girls out for revenge, and Switzerland as his roommate, can he still be the awesomest- skirt and all? PruSwitz, USUK, FraSey, SpaRo.

England had just said something very embarrassing. America can't deal with this properly. What should he do? He's not used to dirty talking.

And, you know, I don't regret a thing. AU, USUK, crackish.

Romano expresses his hate for just about everything through the stupid diary that the stupid tomato idiot gave him.

America is intent on taking the top prize at the high school film festival, but he is not so keen on Hungary's script revisions.

There are just those special, rediculous moments we remember together: we cherish them, nobody else cares to hear them, and yet we tell them anyway, just to please ourselves and annoy the dear listener. Random Death Note drabbles of all veriety.

To make some extra money for their countries, the nations take on a gig as teachers at an American high school. Written for TheFlyingPotato64, Second Chance's 100th reviewer. USUK mentioned.

Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.

A single night's mistake separated them for six years. When chance throws them back together, it will take more than love to heal the wounds and bring them home. Cleon, Soriku, AkuRoku, Zemyx, Yuffietine.

What can a missing puppy bring to two certain people? Mello quickly learns the answer as he goes through a whole lot of trouble, plus the relationship he has with Matt...He just wanted his puppy, damn it.

Sebastian hasn't always loved cats. -Pre SebaCiel.-

Prussia is a powerful king, with loyal servants and an 'awesome' kingdom, everything.Now if he could only find a suitable queen.He has a tiny fetish for going around and saving princesses, but will a certain gunsman manage to steal his heart, or shoot it?

Let's be honest, KH, at one point or another, has made you do the 'WTH' look, right? Ever wondered how this or that was possible? Well, we'll leave it to the characters themselves to explain, since they'd know better than us!

After a freak accident, the team and Raito find themselves in a place no human should ever have been before. In the mind of the greatest detective, L. LxRaito

England turns up to a meeting in full punk mode. On a motorbike. Otherwise known as the fic where England has pink hair and a tongue ring and America's subconscious makes a lot of innuendos about guns. USUK-ish. Oneshot.

An office AU Hetalia fic, featuring Arthur and Alfred. Arthur Kirkland, Head of Strategic Division, found how his life changed the moment he met his new personal assistant, Alfred F. Jones.

AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.

A tale told in e-mail centering on various budding relationships in an office when people are SUPPOSED to be doing work. All poor Elizabeta wants is photos of it all. Rated for a lot of swearing/lewd comments. PruHun, UsUk, Spero, GerIta, KorChi, etc.

It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings

France helpfully explains the subtext of England's yelling at America during a meeting. Prussia and Spain soon join in... not so helpfully. USUK

It was bad enough to lose his job, apartment and all of his money on the same day; but now he has to deal with this goddamn redhead. Why the hell does he care about the stupid floor? It's only linoleum. Mello just wanted his coffee dammit! AU Matt x Mello

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.

In which Mello gets to finally wear his leather, Matt's trying to be subtle about dropping hints, and Near gets drunk and asks probably the most important question in any boy-boy relationship: "Who's seme?"

France wasn't in love. He assured himself that this was not, in fact the case. On denial, pining, misunderstandings, and France learning the meaning of the word 'lovesick'. France/Canada

It was a stupid childhood habit of his, noting down how temperate a person's hands were. And yet, he couldn't help but note how warm they were when he met Demyx... ZexionDemyx, fluffiness, etc etc

Zexion, analytical, proud, observant, decides to keep a journal, marking down his observations of the people he knows. But then one particular newcomer catches his eye... ZEMYX, AkuRoku, RikuSora, and Vexia.

It's time to play Truth or Dare! It's time to Be Random! It's time for Be Random: Truth or Dare! I love all my readers, thanks for much support!

Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.

AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.

Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?

In which Axel is a descriptive writer. AkuRoku

"You're fifteen," I managed, not exactly knowing what else to say. "You're... too young." Matt/Mello, and a smug Near. One-shot.

Stupid frog...England was NOT lonely. And he CERTAINLY didn't need to join a bloody online dating website.

Mute blonde boy meets redheaded boy. Redheaded boy hates blonde boy. Redheaded boy starts hearing voices and having weird dreams. Mute blonde boy and redheaded boy fall in love. The afterlife. akuroku. soriku. zemyx. done.

America tries, repeatedly, to use pick-up lines on England. And each time, he fails miserably. USUK, humor.

In which Arthur Kirkland goes all out to woo Alfred F.Jones' heart. Badass!UK/US Rating will go up later.

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

Roxas was recently admitted and born into the Organization XIII. However, once he has lived for a week, his lessons start off...very interesting due to his curious mind...and the Nobodies are going to be frank with Roxas as each day passes.

Because it really is that important... One-sided USUK

Roxas is sick, so he decides to watch TV. Dora the Explorer comes on, and Roxas feels the urge to answer her obvious questions with rude remarks. Read&Review

All Demyx wants is to prove to Zexion that Nobodies are, indeed, capable of friendship. In-game Zemyx for 6/9/10. Happy Zemyx Day!

Romano comes to the shocking realisation that people actually think that Spain is attractive. Romano/ Spain .

Ludwig and Alfred have one thing in common: questionable taste in the people they turn to for expert dating advice. Novel length and complete. G/It, US/UK

PDA: Public Displays of Affection. Its hard to be a human who lives ENTIRELY off of affection when the one you love cringes at the thought of it. Matt/Mello yaoi

It starts with a simple friend request that always ends up being so much more. Zexion is new to social networking and as he browses around, he finds that maybe there's more to this Organization than what meets the eye...

This time, it's not the problem of bad timing, just the absense of doing altogether. Because there's always next time...then the next time...alright? US/UK

Romano really hated how he always turned red when he blushed and not pink.

It was funny how he can take a simple word like 'protect,' morph it into something vaguely resembling an 'obsess,' pitch in some 'crazy,' add a little dose of 'illegal,' and top it all off with the simple objective of 'love.'

If Romano thought the idea of the two of them being brothers was farfetched, this was probably worse. Blood Compact? Really? This has got to be Prussia's stupidest idea yet.

The United Kingdom wishes to re-establish trade routes with the United States. Alfred is a little more than willing to do so, and the reunion was a little more than what Arthur had bargained for. Cowboy!AmericaxGentleman!England. Smut ahoy!

Maya decided to take up teaching as a part-time job. Let the polluting the minds of children with nonsense begin!

When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.

..."Has it ever occurred to you that we now act exactly like a married couple?" USUK.

America and England have a Special Relationship… ‘Special,’ being the operative word. When Arthur’s mythical friends decide to try and save their failing friendship, the two nations wake to realize that they have switched bodies...

Who knew Roxas was so good at hiding from things? AxelxRoxas, AU

This is what happens when Organization XIII needs a vacation. Not just any vacation, but to none other than Disney World. Read the humor, drama, and weird stuff that these Organization members do on their vacation to Disney.

Spain/Romano: Romano is not only a person, but a cheese as well. Spain clearly doesn't know this.

15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.

Demyx wants the quiet, mysterious drummer boy, and Axel wants his emopunkboyband-obsessed best friend. How to kill two birds with one stone? Start a band. Companion one-shot to Alive With the Glory of Love. Zemyx.

Matt, a genius hacker and spy, is sent undercover at Wammys for the sole purpose of discovering the secrets of the mysterious letter known only as L. The only problem... he didn't plan on falling in love with his roommate. Some yaoi, Character death.

When Demyx goes to college, he wants to learn and get his degree. He doesn't want to have a roommate who refuses to speak, a drifter who decides to live in his room, or fall in love. Too bad what Demyx wants is not what Demyx gets. Semi-Mute!Zexion Zemyx.

Between the ages of eleven and twelve, Matt, Mello and Near perform a skit in hopes of entertaining L. Along the way, though, the starts of a love triangle is born.

France, Prussia, and Spain decide that it's time to give their little colonies "the talk". This is why these guys should have never been allowed to raise kids...

Spain/Romano, plus Prussia and France!: The Bad Friends Trio teach Romano to read using their own patented method.

Mello wants a story. And Matt will give him one, all right.

They say that the way to a man's heart is his stomach. In other words, Arthur was doomed.

When you pass through a drive-thru, do you really take time to think about the people you're dealing with? Could the fifteen seconds it takes for you to give them your money be enough time to fall in love? Germany/Italy, implied Spain/Romano; AU

-USxUK- When England turns into a girl by mistake, he discovers new feelings which he has never felt before. Bloody hormones! Rated T for AlfredxArthur -duh? :D- and Arthur’s extremely foul mouth.

Gakuen-verse, written for xdiamondwings on LJ. Alfred likes to watch the student council president in the library, and people start to take notice.

Roxas had no idea that his best friend sounded like a god with a microphone pressed against his lips. Emopunkrock!Roxas. Prettyboyfrontman!Axel. Angsty, drunken, extra cheese. Akuroku one-shot. Rated for potty mouthiness.

In which a dreadfully misguided American manages to consider asking out nearly everyone but the person he actually fancies. USUK and more.

*GerIta, implied USUK* The unthinkable has happened to Italy... he's actually put on some weight from his "huge, HUGE love" for pasta.

A year after the LABB Murder Cases, a string of suicides leaves the FBI baffled. With nowhere else to turn, Agent Naomi Misora must enlist the aid of Beyond Birthday. NaomixBB.

“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”

Saix is content with his average-Joe life. His roommate Xemnas on the other hand...not so much. When he decides to gather together a group of Nobodies with only a half thought-out plan, Saix can see it burning on the horizon; chaos! Let the mayhem begin.

When Phoenix visits Edgeworth in his office after the prosecutor has been abroad for several months, many questions loom. The most prominent? "What is the DEAL with that chess set?" Friendship/cluelessness on both sides.

Follow Alfred's and Arthur's messages as their relationship develops over time. AU. — US/UK.

Don't accept rides from strangers! Unless, of course, they are the Bad Company Trio - then hitchhike away! Pairings and summary inside, T for Prussia's mouth. Indefinite HIATUS

Alfred/Arthur 20 Truths format. If Arthur and Alfred were just ordinary people in the present day- it's one way they could've met.

"He hugged you for more than three seconds." AkuRoku! Collection of little stories.

Day 7 for the USUK Valentine's Week challenge: Valentines Day, on livejournal! Alfred's not the biggest fan of Valentine's day...but his secret admirer has 14 days to change that. How much can a bunch of flowers say?

Since being dragged into a girls' night with Kairi and Namine, all Imani remembers is floating on fire. AU, OC

The Parent Trap- the newer version- with a Hetalia twist. Romano is a somewhat poor kid from New York, Feliciano a rich kid from Florida. They meet at summer camp without knowing of the other's existence. Chaos ensues. SpainxRomano, GermanyxItaly, USxUK.

Arthur's sister, engaged to prince Alfred, is killed before she even meets him. Arthur's parents do not want to shame themselves by ending the engagement and force Arthur to dress like his sister and marry Alfred instead. But can this secret be kept?

An America/England fic. The first time they kissed, it was an accident. The second time they kissed, it was a mistake. But as one kiss turned into many kisses, could it be possible that accident also turned into habit and mistake into blessing?

Switzerland is trying to celebrate yet another simple, frugal birthday when an odd visitor interrupts. Prussia/Switzerland.

How many Organization members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Riku's dad found something interesting. SoRiku

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

In which America gives England a condom and England is properly mortified. If by mortified you mean extremely interested. Based on the "rubber" comic. UKxUS, and pretty much the rest of the world as well.

Would you marry someone just because your father says you should? For Kyouya, that would be the case. For Haruhi, there's no way that's going to happen. But will Kyouya ever give up? I don't think so. TEMPORARILY ON HOLD! kyoharu kyouharu kyouyaxharuhi

Matt's gay, and Mello's not sure how to handle it. It's a good thing Near knows magic. Twoshot. Crack, OOCness and homosexuality warnings. MattMelloMatt and onesided MelloNear.

I started my blog in sophomore year of high school. During the three years that I actively wrote, only one person ever commented on my posts. I fell in love with this formless, anonymous individual. I’m such a fool. Zemyx. AU.

You won't ever leave me, will you? Ienzo/Myde. For Light Within Darkness. New Years fic.

AU: When Roxas is left home alone because his parents are away for the weekend, he thinks he has it made. Sadly, his mother’s paranoia drives her to get a babysitter for him. Enter Axel, the unwanted and yet irresistible babysitter. AkuRoku

L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?

America's got the coolest and most awesome band in school, and he's totally going to win the Battle of the Bands contest. Or at least he might, if he can get England to put aside their past issues long enough to play guitar... USxUK- Gakuen AU

Someone in headquarters is playing a nasty trick on Light and he's going to find out who. Seriously, who took his pants! Gift for Black Death Pen- Yukiko Ayamo. :

A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England

Written for geministar01 for the Secret Santa gift exchange on LJ! When America and Canada at kidnapped by pirates, it's up to England to save them. — US/UK.

At first, England regretted taking America to see a play about pirates, fairies, and boys who never grew up, thinking the young nation would just taunt him. America's reaction to the play was one England did not expect. Slight UKxUS

For Mello and Near, getting along has never been easy. L's determined to change that. From PBS to role-playing, all he knows is that he's going to need more aspirin.

Three-shot. Zexion had no patience for people who dialed the wrong number. -Zemyx- COMPLETE

America always thought that he was a hero and a hero should be able to do everything, including proposing the love of his life. Yet Fate seemed not to agree with the notion and America found how his every attempt was thwarted awesomely.

There are many ways of saying many things, especially when the two involved aren't so willing or knowing. How to navigate the language of roses, that stay the same through time? Spain/Romano

On his birthday, Russia asked each nation to become one with him. Only Sealand wasn't asked. Sealand and... China. He should be glad to be spared. He did not need Russia's approval or his validation. Why did he feel this rejection, then? Russia/China

Matt was sick and tired of always being in the sidelines, a shadow of Mello; hell, not even considered a main character! So, within this collection of one-shots, let's follow Matt's journey from zero to hero, in which crack-fic situations is a must.

Your Honor, what's that?" The Judge sighed. Mr Wright and Mr Edgeworth had been giving him reasons to turn around all day! Was it all a coincidence, or were they up to something? And why did he keep hearing paper rustling when his back was turned?

France gets his own sex advice column in the newspaper! ...uh-oh. Pairs: Prussia/Austria, Russia/Lithuania, US/UK, China/Korea, Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy, Sweden/Finland, France/Canada, onesided Belarus/Russia, and Turkey/Japan with an unknowing Greece.

England was going to kiss America, and nothing, save the King himself, was going to stop him. Victory in Europe Day, 1945- AmericaxEngland. Oneshot.

This lamp was going to blow Norway away. He'd forget IKEA even existed when he saw this beauty beside his sofa. DenmarkxNorway Oneshot.

As a childcare centre employee, Xenmas had to deal with a bunch of kids who resembled hell spawns more than they resembled kids. And then there was the new kid, Roxas. Some AkuRoku and RikuSora.

Formerly "Ahora Podeis Besar al Novio": Spain loves Romano with every bit of his soul, but Romano is just so difficult, how can he get him to accept his love? Trials and tribulations and... where the hell did Italy go? Two months left of hiatus. 3/22/11

You couldn’t describe Arthur Kirkland with just one word, mainly because there were just too many things that he was. A drabble fic about all of Arthur's different personalities in Alfred's POV Ch. 13 Sick England

Gakuen Hetalia AU- Alfred and Arthur share an umbrella on the way home from working late at school. Arthur has been trying to talk himself out of his crush on Alfred and is not pleased, but maybe things will work out between them after all.

Demyx wants someone to love him, Zexion just wants someone to like him. Spin off from the Happy Cow for Zemyx/Dexion Day 9/6/09.

Light Yagami is not having a good Valentine's Day. Between the new guy with the candy fetish, his partner, Matsuda, and the unsettling new case... the chocolate may be the only thing that loves him at all. Light/L.

I see England, I see France...and I don't see a very happy parent-teacher conference. AU, slight France/England

An attempt to clean out his storage room leads England to remember a forgotten promise he made to little!America. He decides to finally make good on his word.

Post WW2. "When I see you again," Italy said, "I want to hold your hand and never let go." Germany/Italy

“Are you afraid of death, young master?” “Of course not. Death only has one card to play. Life is much more terrifying, in my opinion. It has a full deck.” Ciel tries to draw the line between a demon and a mortal. SebaCiel.

Roxas had a crush on Namine for years only to get rejected. Out of guilt, Namine plays matchmaker for Roxas. It is hell for Roxas when his new redheaded neighbor gets sucked in Namine's plan. Akuroku. Yaoi.

America cannot sleep, so he finds himself watching informericals at 3 in the morning. Nothing good can come out of this... or can it? America/England, with Prussia/Hungary used for humour purposes.

Mr. Hanekoma writes a kind-of-sort-of-not-really-fiction novel, and Neku is NOT pleased. One-shot, post-Game. Another Day-esque crack.

Tamaki discovers the magic of instant messaging.

And Autor had to sigh, because Fakir completely missed the longing, yearning gaze that Ahiru threw at his back before she scampered off to her own class. Fakiru fic REUPLOADED

Ciel isn't quite sure why he's still alive. Didn't he die in episode twenty four? Wait... what do you mean, a second season?

AU. The Project: Take care of an egg for a week as if it were your child. Problem? Yuuri Shibuya is paired with Wolfram Bielefeld, gay pretty boy with fangirls. Second problem? Wolfram is taking the project way too seriously. Eventual Yuuram.

A pair of twins are seperated at sea...one takes up post at a duke's palace, the other is saved by a rather affectionate sea captain...Shakespeare or Hetalia? Germany/Italy, Spain/Romano, brief cameos of other pairings

What if the Kingdom Hearts characters came to Paris? Let's find out!

"Sebastian, give me a kiss." ---For the first time since he entered Phantomhive service, Sebastian answers with trepidation. "Can I not?"

There once was a prince that needed to save another prince. There once was a mage who was friends with said saving prince. There once was a story.

It has been two years since Matt and Mello were rescued from the streets and brought to Wammy's, but Matt's feelings have moved beyond friendship and family. Will he ever have the courage to tell Mello? And what will Mello say if he does? Sequel to Savior

Denmark liked to think that Norway wasn't really teasing him, he was just trying to say something in a particularily harsh manner.

What does Japan do when he develops a prototype for a new camera? Test it out, of course! Various pairings with a stalkerish Japan.

America voices his opinion on beauty when France and England start insulting each other's appearances. America/England.

What on earth kind of middle name begining with "F" would England give America? Learn why he always uses an initial. Oneshot. Some AmericaxEngland, mostly humor.

What if the Host Club really was a family? What if Tamaki was Dad? And Kyouya was Mom? And so on? A crack shot written to show just how screwed up and scandalous the Suou-Ootoris would be.

AU: Tino would rather go to a terrible place/Russia than tell his boyfriend that he couldn't understand a good amount of the words coming from his mouth. :Sweden/Finland

Now that Spain had discovered how he felt, telling was the next obsticle...Spain/SItaly

Demyx has another crazy idea: 'Let's have a sleepover' So they, and a few other Nobodies, break into Xemnas's room and the party begins! Note: 'The Sleepover' is a sequel to 'The Camping Trip'.

A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.

Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...

When fairy tales get a little boring, why not replace some of the characters with your favorite detectives and psychotic mass murderers of Death Note? Most couples will be LightxL

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

AU.Matt/Mello with past Matt/Near and a little L/Light. What happens when Mello finds Matt diary from Wammys?

Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU.

After a slightly traumatising encounter, Demyx fears his gaydar to be broken. So he comes up with a new way of identifying gay people. By selling perfume. Zemyx. ONESHOT.

Roxas just wanted a sea-salt ice cream. He didn't plan on dying. And he definitely didn't plan on having his life rewinded like a cassette tape. AkuRoku

Cloud's only friend, Yuffie, had just died a few weeks ago. However, Yuffie can't move on and so she follows Cloud around as a spirit. And she just can't resist the chance to play a prank on Cloud by possessing his body and confessing to someone... LxC

Roxas was pretty sure that he would rather subject himself to spontaneous combustion than to deal with the absurdity that came hand in hand with going to a public high school. Unfortunately, fate hated him. AkuRoku.

“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE

Or, alternatively titled, 'Why Light Yagami Should Never Be Allowed to Drive a Car. Ever.' :crack!fic:

It was at that first party where Roxas found out his best friend was a really good kisser. And, oh- that they had actually been dating for the last two years. Akuroku

Riku was always a looker, Sora wasn't. But when they arrange to meet each other's boyfriends in their first reunion in years, Riku is faced with a gorgeous and utterly unavailable problem. RxC and SxL slash, eventual RxS and LxC.

Mello didn't REALLY love chocolate, Matt realized one day... MelloMatt

While bored in History of Magic one day, Sirius and James come to the conclusion that Binns is using their essays as emergency firewood. Remus just thinks they're idiots, but when has that ever stopped those two?

Second installment of the Blessed Recovery Trilogy. 100 years they have been separated now one rises to fight evil. The Lovers are back to fight an even bigger evil in Nippon. AmmyxWaka SPOILERS WARNING! Complete with BIG FLUFFYNESS in bonus chapter!

In which Axel’s the dealer, Riku takes on a bet, Sora’s the prize, and Roxas is the wild card. [riku x sora] [roxas x axel] au. yaoi. language.

The Host Club are trapped inside the 3rd music room during a school lockdown. How will they survive with each other without going insane? How will they get out? READ 2 FIND OUT! oneshot.

Although he knew it wasn't true, he felt like if George Weasley could not laugh, tell jokes, and be happy, then maybe no one could. Genfic. Deathly Hallows Spoilers

The spider picked the wrong chocolate bar to crawl onto...

Crack!fic! What would happen if Matt came home when Mello was trying to get Mogi to cooperate so that he may send him to Near's place to get the information he needs? Absolute chaos of course! [Oneshot]

Matt has a conundrum. He wants to know what the big deal with kissing is... but girls are gross. MelloMatt Just random Wammy's fluff.

Before dying, Raito is given one last chance to set things right and unexpectedly gets sent back in time to when he first discovered the Death Note.

Roxas always got the short end of the stick in life. However there was no way he was letting his idiotic brothers mess up his chance for a hot shower on the day of his Physics final. [AU, incredibly slight AkuRoku]

Yuzuru attempts to explain to Tamaki his duty to continue the Suoh line. The poor man had no idea what he was in for.

The twins' latest game is Guess Who Kyouya Likes and Tamaki is the victim. Now the king must guess who Kyouya likes within one week using only twenty yes or no questions. Hilarity ensues.

An enlightening conversation between L and Raito. Or the lack thereof.

AU. Running away brought him ultimately closer in the end. [AxelRoxas]

[6x9] They sat me down in a barber's chair, snip, snap, I had no hair. Just kidding. [To be honest, my friend actually coerced me into getting a hair cut. He took my house and car keys and is holding them ransom in the parking lot.] [1shot. AU.]

Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP

AU: Draco uses Harry as a way to get out of an unwanted marriage. DMHP slash. Written before book 6. COMPLETE.