A poem I am passing on about child abuse, I hope you pass it on too.

My name is Tiffany, I am three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made, My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me,
I can’t do a wrong,
I can’t speak at all, Or else I'm locked up, All day long,
When I'm awake I'm all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren’t home,
When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight,
I just heard a car,
My daddy is back, From Charlie’s bar,
I hear him curse, My name is called,
I press myself, Against the wall,
I try to hide, From his evil eyes,
I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry,
He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault, He suffers at work,
He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more,
I finally get free, And run to the door,
He’s already locked it, And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me, against the hard wall,
I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream, But its now much to late,
His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape,
The hurt and the pain, Again and again,
O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops, and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor,
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

And you can help to stop this for others. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be One heartless person to not be affected By this poem and because you are affected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

26.My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

27.My Mother taught me about SEX
"How do you THINK you got here?"

28.My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen THEN?"

Let me tell you a story about four friends of mine: Everybody, Nobody, Anybody, and Somebody. They were good friends and all lived in the same town.
A new person was going to move into their town, and they needed a house. Everybody thought Somebody would build it, and Somebody thought Anybody would build it. But, in the end, Nobody built it.
So, Everybody was mad at Somebody because Nobody did the job Anybody could have done.

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity, Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'maCHRISTANso I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark" or "The Unborn" for movie night then scare youand herself in the process

if you wish you co

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the BLEEP out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him 'til he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap

uld go to a vampire academy like rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile

-if you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile

-if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this

-if vampires are real, post it

-if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!

-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile

If you want to be a guardian, post this on your profile.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if well aimed).

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

If you can connect anything to Vampire Academy, copy and paste this on to your profile.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile

If you have ever walked into the men's toilets instead of the ladies or vice versa, paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Anyone giving away a knight in shining armor? Mine turned out to be a loser in tin foil.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

If I was staring at him, then I looked away when he looked at me, he had to be looking at me to see me looking at him. So he was essentially staring at me staring at him... right?

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You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book

God vs. Science 1921

In a College classroom with a professor teaching a philosophy lesson...

"Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely.. "

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes"

"Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"

"Yes sir, I would."

"So you're good...!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Can you answer that one?"

The student remains silent.

"No, you can't, can you?'"the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. "Let's start again young fella. Is God good?"

"Er...yes," the student says.

"Is Satan good?"

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."

"Then where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From God"

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"

"Yes"

"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

Again, the student has no answer.

"Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"

The student squirms on his feet.

"Yes."

"So who created them?" The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks.

"Yes, professor, I do."

The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"

"No sir. I've never seen Him."

'Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?'

'No, sir, I have not.'

'Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?'

'No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.'

'Yet you still believe in Him?'

'Yes'

'According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?'

'Nothing,' the student replies. 'I only have my faith.'

'Yes, faith,' the professor repeats. 'And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.'

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. 'Professor, is there such thing as heat?'

'Yes.

'And is there such a thing as cold?'

'Yes, son, there's cold too.'

'No sir, there isn't.'

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet.

The student begins to explain. 'You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit down to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.'

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

'What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?'

'Yes,' the professor replies without hesitation. 'What is night if it isn't darkness?'

'You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?'

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester.

'So what point are you making, young man?'

'Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.'

The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. 'Flawed? Can you explain how?'

'You are working on the premise of duality,' the student explains. 'You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?'

'If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes of course I do.'

'Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?'

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

'Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?'

The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.

'To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.' The student looks around the room. 'Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?' The class breaks out into laughter. 'Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir. So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?'

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. 'I Guess you'll have to take them on faith.'

'Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,' the student continues. 'Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?'

Now uncertain, the professor responds, 'Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are
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nothing else but evil.'

To this the student replied, 'Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.'

The professor sat down.

The student was Albert Einstein.

Vampire Academy

"And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster."- Rose Hathaway

"I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. "- Rose Hathaway

"Hey, Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time"
"This IS my own time, Hathaway. I'm leading today's session."
"Oh, yeah? Huh. Well, I guess this is a good time to think about me naked, then." -Rose Mason

"No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco."- Rose Hathaway

"Good God, Men everywhere." -Rose Hathaway

"And I thought the whole point of my education was that violence is the answer." -Rose Hathaway

"Even I make mistakes. I know it's hard to believe, kind of surprises me myself, but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise it wouldn't be fair one person so full of awesomeness." -Rose Hathaway

Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey Junior. Zmeyette, even."
"What on Earth are you talking about?" Janine Rose

He's (dimitri) the kind of hot that makes you stop in the middle of the street and get hit by traffic. - Rose

Rose:"And besides, you don't hang out with him 24/7."
Lissa:"Neither will you. It's only 24/6."
Rose:"Same difference. It might as well be 24/10."
Lissa frowns:"That doesn't make any sense." - Rose Lissa

I hate you." (Rose)
"You'd hate me more if I'd held back." (Mason)
"Yeah, that's true."
"You actually did okay."
"What? I just had my ass handed to me."
"Well, of course you did. It's been two years. But hey, you're still walking. That's something."
"Did I mention I hate you?" -Rose Mason

"I love pity parties. I wish I'd bought the hats." -Christian Ozera

"Don't worry, I won't bite. At least not in the way you're afraid of." -Christian Ozera

"You did not just say that. I have the feeling were on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other."
"I already have a nickname for you, but I'll get n trouble if I say it in class." - Rose Christian

"I'm not jealous I'm just-"
"-feeling insecure over the fact that your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a rich and reasonably cute guy. Or, as we like to call it, jealous."-Rose Christian

"My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect." -Adrian Ivashkov

"Aw you'd never hurt me. My face is too pretty." -Adrian Ivashkov

"Don't worry, little dhampir. You might be surrounded by clouds, but you'll always be like sunshine to me." -Adrian Ivashkov

"Oh my God. A kind word from Rose Hathaway, I can die a happy man." (Adrian)
"What are you saying that I'm normally an ungrateful bitch." silence "Hey! Not cool." -Rose Adrian

"Great-Aunt. And I'm her favorite great nephew. Well I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important. I'd still be her favorite," Adrian

"I'd do a lot of things to protect you Roza."- Dimitri Belikov

"You're strong--so so strong, It's why I love you."-Dimitri Belikov.

"You're beautiful in battle Rose, like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven."- Dimitri Belikov

"I gave up on you. Love fades, Mine has." - Dimitri Belikov

"The Battle cry sort of gave you away. Try not to yell next time." -Dimitri Belikov

Rose: "Oh God, that's horrible. And she... she just let it happen?"
Dimitri: "She did. But I didn't."
Rose: "Tell me, tell me you beat the crap out of him."
Dimitri: "I did."
Rose: "Wow. You beat up your dad. I mean, that's really horrible... what happened. But, wow. You really are a god."...
Dimitri: "What?"
Rose: "Uh, nothing." - Rose Dimitri

So I suggested to Dimitri that maybe he should let me off this time. He laughed, and I’m pretty sure it was AT me and not WITH me.
“Why is that funny?” -Rose
“Oh. You were serious.” -Dimitri Rose

Percy Jackson

Deadlines aren't real to me unless i'm staring them in the face - Percy

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades. - Percy

"Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.
"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up." - Percy, Zoe and Grover

With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later. - Nico

"Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"
"Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart." - Aphrodite and Percy

Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."
"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
"A god named Fred?" - Apollo and Percy

Annabeth: Hey, Seaweed Brain.
Percy: Will you stop calling me that?
Annabeth: You know you love it."
- Annabeth and Percy

"It's him," I said. "Typhon."
I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!" - Percy

She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep."- Percy

"Percy (to Annabeth): If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I'd pick you.
Silena: Awww . . . Percy, that is so sweet!
Annabeth: Shut up, Silena." - Percy, Annabeth and Silena

"Families are mess. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related, for better or worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum." - God

"Monkey bars," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and start swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure." - Percy and Annabeth

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Hayley

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Hayizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): Rainbow duckling :P

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Kaitlyn Hunter (LOL)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Brehalyn (okay...)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Peach smoothie (0.o)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): Aeiydmh (WTF?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother's middle name): ? (oops)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Toffee

10. YOUR STRIPPER NAME (your first pet, mothers maiden name):Lily Lynch

Random Dialog:

Rose: Do I ever cross your mind? Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you like me?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you want me?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you cry if I left?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you live for me?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you do anything for me?

Dimitri: No

Rose: Which would you choose -- me or your life?

Dimitri: My life

Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

C h o o s e Your Birthday Comment What You Got
Jan - I ate
Feb - I fucked
Mar - I ran naked with
April - I smoked with
May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an Easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my best friend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boy friend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop

Pick your favorite color

White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D' s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine
Orange- because I smoked crack
Blue - because I'm a pimp

Shirtless - because I've got abs

Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me

i rannaked with your grandma because im good in bed (0.o LOL)

WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love

This is Written by a Guy!!

Not Me i Just Thought It Was Cute

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us kinda mad.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there..

We don't care if a guy calls OR TEXTSbut at 2 in the morning we do get a littl e concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.

That it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it..

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

Let us pay for you!

dont 'feel bad'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.

or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up..

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown,
Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!

Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' .and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this

Wasn't that sweet!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD know to do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, Give her your attention
When she pulls away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, Hold hers' and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

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When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, "I WANT ADRIAN IVAHKOV!!!"

--Please

--Put this on your

--Profile if you hate

--Edward Cullen

--And think he is a fake and stupid "vampire"

--And gives other Vampires a bad name.

--Thank you!

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive!

Life is a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map

bom chicka wah wah...

Don't follow me... I'm lost too !

Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious!

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I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

My iPod Volume
Min- - - - - - - - - - -Max

–v–v–v–v-_v–v–v– For a second there, I was bored to death

PlayTheMoments PauseTheMemories StopThePain RewindTheHappiness.

Please wait, the bitch is Loading 99%

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If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)
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If you have ever reread a book/ series repeatedly, copy and paste this on your profile
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If you cried though out Blood Promise when Rose thinks back to the old Dimitri, copy and past this to your profile.

If you want to cuss Spirit Bound out cause of the ending cope and past this to your profile.

If you are so angry at Nathan (the Strigoi) for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this.

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If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire, an Alchemist, or any other mystical human/ creature, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes from thinking about Vampire Academy, copy this into your profile.

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??

So sweet, please don't break! :)

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

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I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND/Marching Band/Colorguard, so I MUST be a dork

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

I'm fat so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I am BIRACIAL so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days

I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.

I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.

I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist.

I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbian.

I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant.

I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINANT, so I MUST be GLBT.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I act HAPPY so I MUST have a prefect life and not know real pain.

I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

What color is your toothbrush?

orange and white

Name one person who made you smile today:
Zoe

What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Being woken up

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Reading

Have you ever been to a strip club?
no

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

cookies and cream

What was the last thing you had to drink?
water

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
nope

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
butter

Do you take vitamins daily?
nope

Do you go to church every Sunday?
no

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

no prefrence

Do you drink your soda with a straw?
sometimes

What did your last text message say?
see i respond to texts

What are you doing tomorrow?
school

Look to your left, what do you see?
a door with fairy wings and a bag i made inyear 3

What color is your watch?
2 are blue 1 is peach and the other is metal

What do you think of when you hear Hawaii?

pizza /beach

What is your birthstone?

AQUAMARINE

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
?

What is your favorite number?
42

Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
Dad (he lives over-seas)

Any plans for today?
sleep

How many states have you lived in?
victoria (Australia), London and Singapore

Biggest annoyance right now?
my sister

Last song listened to?

Can you say the alphabet backwards?
not without having to stop and think about it.

Do you have a maid service clean your house?
no

Are you jealous of anyone?
no

Is anyone jealous of you?
dont know and dont really care

Do you love anyone?
family, friends and pets

Do any of your friends have children?
no

What do you usually do during the day?
school - when not on break/vacation

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

no

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
no

What color is your car?
don't have one

Do you like cats?
kinda

Are you thinking about someone right now?
no

How did you get your worst scar?
last year was sliding my hand along shop sign and slit my finger right open (8 stiches)

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4

even this summer, when parents sets started acting a little scared if her, waffle day was one thing she could count on.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

pillow/wall

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

graham norton show

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:48am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12.08am

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear

cars clock

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

walking home from school

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

fanfiction stories

9. What are you wearing?

pj's

10. Did you dream last night?

cant remember

11. When did you last laugh?

lunch time

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

posters

13. Seen anything weird lately?

guy waitimg at tram stoop in pjs while holding a pillow

14. What do you think of this quiz?

i like it

15. What is the last film you saw?

BEAUTIFUL CREATURES!!!!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

charity and books and clothes

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

i recently had chinese exchang students in my house

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

make world peace

19. George Bush:

whoes he?

Who do you like more:

Rose or Dimitri?

Dimitri

Rose or Adrian?

Rose

Rose or Lissa?

Rose

Lissa or Adrian?

Lissa

Rose or Mia?

Rose

Christian or Lissa?

Christian

Christian or Dimitri?

Dimitri

Kirova or Alberta?

Alberta

Adrian or Christian?

Adrian

Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?

Janine

Lissa or Mia?

Lissa

Eddie or Mason?

Eddie

Anna or Vladimir?

Anna

Adrian or Mason?

Adrian

Eddie or Christian?

Christian

Eddie or Adrian?

Adrian

Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi or Victor?

Blonde Strigoi

Moroi or Dhampir?

Dhampir

Dimitri or Adrian?

Adrian (but not for rose)

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yeah. All the bullies in the world.

3) How many houses have you lived in? 2 sort of 3 and one apartment

4) Favorite candy bar? Twix

5) Favorite shoes? all the ones i own

6) Have you ever tripped someone? No

7) Least favorite school subject? Lote

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind: anything

12) Favorite genre of music? pop

13) What is your zodiac sign? Aries

14) What time were you born? ?

15) Do you like beer? Don't drink.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yeah,

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? abc summer time

18) Are you sarcastic? duh

19) What are your favorite colors? the rainbow :P

20) How many watches do you own? 4

21) Summer or winter? Summer.

23) Favorite color to wear? any

24) Pepsi or Sprite? pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? whit with mult coloured spots

26) Where is your second home?

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yeah, im not saying who though.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? No

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 2

30) How many video games do you own? Don't really play video games. 3/4

31) What was your first pet? A guenia pig called Lily

32) Ever had braces? No

33) Do looks matter? No.

34) Do you use chapstick? Yeah

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Ms. Eglezos ms.edward And miss.ooi

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Abercrombie (don't know what American Eagle is)

37) Are you too forgiving? Sometimes

38) How many children do you want? Probably 1 or 2.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Toast

41) Do you own a gun? No.

42) Ever thought you were in love? nup.

43) When was the last time you cried? today a little while ago

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? dancing

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? ?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No, (thank god).

47) Have you ever been in a castle? yeah (a fake one though)

48) Nicknames? Hay, Haz, Hayl

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Never been there

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No. (i wish)

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yeah ( honestly dunno)

57) Do you dye your hair? No.

58) Does anyone like you? It depends on what you mean by like. If you mean it the regular way, yeah. But if you mean it the other way then i don't know.

59) What year were you born? 2000

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Not existing

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys

63) Do you like yourself? Yeah ( hoestly 60/100)

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? ?

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Hair

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Depends on if i watched something scary that day.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No

68) Do you own a webcam? yeah

69) Have you ever stripped? No

70) Ever broke a bone? Yeah

72) Do you chat on AIM often? No. don't have an AIM.

73) Pringles or Lays? neither

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? bo don't think so

75) Rugrats or Doug? ? ( what are these things)

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? ? (dont know what they are)

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? don't have one

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? i forgot

79) Do you have a birth mark? I dont think i do

80) Do you own a car? No

81) Can you cook? sorta

82) 3 things that annoy you: Homework, my sister and adds

83) Do you text message often? loose my phone too often

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? Yea

86) What do you want more than anything right now? sleep

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? No

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? 9what are they!)

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Not really but sometimes

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? who is Rocky?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? No (but if any one wants to change that then feel free :P)

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My Mum

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My mum

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? the person who writes sad stories

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Zoe

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? No one.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? dunno, lost my phone

100) Who was the last person that called you? my dad

Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Dimika and Rose
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires
You say you're creepy,
I say I know! :)

My prince doesn't wear shiny armour.
My prince doesn't sparkle either.
My prince is death in a cowboy duster. ;)

Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is a site for people who dared to call a popular guy a plonker.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

I'm the kind of girl that walks into a chair and apologizes.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

She's my best friend. You break her heart I break your face.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is most of them suck.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

Say to a boy: Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet then im the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken...

I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what someone would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Tell the truth and run.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out.

Things guys should know when dealing with girls.

1. Don't tell us we're sexy, tell us we're beautiful

2. When we look at your lips, kiss us already

3. When we say something about Ben Barnes, Robert Pattinson or Dimitri just smile and nod.

4. If your girlfriend blames being moody on PMS, she's upset with you and hopes you'll figure it out on your own.

5. When we ignore you, but we're smiling, we think you're the best person on earth.

6. Don't try to understand PMS... unless you exprience it... you won't understand it. Trust me.

7. When we say we're okay, we're not.

8. When we seem flushed and annoyed about something. Ask what it is.

9. When you are out and she says she wants something little like a necklace from Claire's ... buy it for her later and give it to her the next time you see her.

10. When we say that we miss you, nobody on earth misses you more

11. Say sorry even if you didn't do anything

12. Don't say we deserve better... we choose you

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LIST OF 10 VAMPIRE ACADEMY CHARACTERS

1. Adrian

2. Rose

3. Dimitri

4. Eddie

5. Lissa

6. Christian

7. Sydney

8. Jill

9. Mia

10.Janine

SPOILERS!

What would you do if...

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: Adrian WTF are you doing in my room and how did you get here?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Freak out

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

congratulate eddie and Mia but wonder about Jill

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Pray that Lissa can cook

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

get up and move away

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Yay! i can be an alchemist :P

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Wonder how Jill ebded up in hospital with eddie and Angeline protecting her. then question there gaurdian training

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

call Mia a Bitch and walk away

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Sure she can ignore me all she wants i dont mind at all

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

hide behind the gaurdians

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Um...

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

evacuate everyone and tells someone to call 999/911

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

I think adrian would be very confused why on earth woul i marry janine

You compete in a battle with a Strigoi. How does 9 help you out?

she will ever ue water power hide behind her gaurdian or run and get help

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

probaly will ignore me

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because he is drop dead sexy

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9

put her in a hospital and get her some help!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

i think ill get along with olena. But im not sur why dimitri will date me when he has rose

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Yes they've done MUCH more then kiss

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

That she doesnt approve or something

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

That shes already had a lot of boys want her and many more will come

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

delete it and pretend i never got it

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Holy shit! adrian and Janine never ever going to happan ever

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

God no. Adrian and Christan dont go together at ALL

Would 2 trust 5?

Well duh.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

I seiously doubt eddie will EVER poke janine

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

theyll do spirit. obviously

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Dimitri and Christian cooking dinner? i dont care because whatever it is will be AWESOME

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

I have no idea

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

i dont see why not

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

as long as its Lissa everything will be fine

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Oops! i dont think Adrians going to be around mch longer

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Oh Rose…that’s so stupid. I think Mia would laugh about it tell rose and theyll all get over it.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

probaly did something else instead

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Cgristian will probaly just come anyway so no harm done

7 won the lottery?

Sydney wil soo go to rome

8 had quite a big secret?

Ooh Jill.. what is it?

9 became a singer?

mia can sing? Good for her!

10 got a daughter?

She already has one... unless rose has a sister!

What would 1 think of 2?

beautiful, mean, sexy heart recker, friendish and wise?

What would 4 envy about 5?

that she can do whatever she wants

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

NOTHING!

What would make 7 angry at 8?

If she got in trouble at school, said something about Adrian

Where would 8 meet 9?

School!

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Anything and basicly Everything!

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Why would Janine be scared of Adrian?

Is 3 Gay?

OMG NO. He loves ROSE

Would 5 ever turn Strigoi?

No!

I'm a little obsessed with vampires...can you tell?

I'll give you cookie if you actually read all that