I am InsanityLink, and those who I have messaged would probably understand why this has remained blank for so long. I live in the hottest place in Arizona, and am a oxymoron* for lack of better adjective. I enjoy reading other's works on this site, and act as an unofficial editor to some of them. The chances of getting a review from me is virtually non-existant, but my PM's ARE my reviews*.

Favorite books are too long of a list, and I don't remember half of the authors. I can come up with great stories, except I immediately get writer's block if I try to place it anywhere but my brain.

I HAVE been banned from my high school's media center because I read too much... in English class, of all places.

Maybe I'll add stuff, maybe not...

I have come to the conclusion, that rather than oxymoron, it more of balance, as I am able to adapt to circumstances as required. On further note, I now have access to a laptop! I can review normally! ... And I still am not sure I can beta, as the laptop seems to be missing word despite the fact it is a windows computer...

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If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381,Kauzi, The Infamous Man, Xenotoneanwarrior37, Delfim the Black kitsune, InsanityLink

If you think it's weird there's so much Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend or you have MPD and you are your insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

You know, I was actually thinking of placing down some challenges for other authors.

As such here are a few ideas. If you know of a good fic that already applies, please pm me at let me know:

--Fred and George take over the school fifth year by using poorly worded Educational Decrees to come out on top. How you do this, I don't care.

I'll get back to the challenges later. Maybe I'll actually write something. Currently have an idea for a one-shot with Naruto...

Rant about Naruto, and the raising dead technique:

I do not believe that Kabuto, Orichimaru, ect. are actually able to do a technique that does what it appears to in cannon. Even if the dead are raised, ressurection after destruction should take chakra, techniques should take chakra, as well as others. Since chakra is essentially life force, anything that would require its use has to come from somewhere ( the user of the jutsu). That means in the first battle, Orichimaru should be drained three times as quickly, or faster, as laws of energy state that energy cannot be created or destroyed. That being said, or every use of the wood bloodline and high- powered water jutsu, as well as every "death" of the raised beings, it would in a logical sense drain Orichimaru greatly, as the chakra has to be fiiltered into the hosts, then filtered again to suit the being. Since the jutsu involves multiple beings, a sage mode (despite the fact that it appears only toads know one) would have to be used to sustain his energy, yet would surely fail due to fluctuations of the raised beings using techniques or "dieing". In addition, if the body is mostly destroyed, wouldn't the main components be lost, them being a sacrificed body and control seal?

Next: Kabuto. The problem is much worse for him, as he created a huge "raised" army, a lot of them high powered and bloodline users. The fact that he also had in his possession Mandara and the bijuu containers, (which is highly unlikely as I doubt the red dawn group just left the empty shells lying around for kabuto to find, and the Uchida wouldn't have let anyone have his remains, despite the fact that he is considered a man who vanished) spits in the face of the fact that the storyline goes with NINJAs as the main profession. Then, the fact that they retain ALL abilities also spits at logic. If a owner of a summon contract dies, he is removed, as per common logic. Yet a raised leader actually summons a giant clam. At this point, Kabuto should be dead, not because he was killed, but because it is impossible for one man to have enough chakra to raise that many powerful people in the first place, not even including the fact that he shouldn't have any possibility of collecting the remains, sustaining the raised, or having the raised at 100% capabilities.

Because of this, I am hoping that the owner (as I am not japanese, nor pay any attention to authors of books/ manga) will actually give some rights of his story to one of the fans that will revamp the story to a much more believable and likeable format. Recently, upon trying to catch up with this series, I was stopped when I read Naruto vs. A, first encounter on behalf of Sasuke. Why? Because Naruto was innocent for his time as a ninja. If you think about it, at this point in the story, Sasuke has left on his own and has grown greater that Naruto for only one reason. He killed All of Naruto's enemies, no matter how powerful Naruto is, have lived to see the next day. Every single one. As a ninja, about to fight in a war, after dealing with Pein, he should have the resolve to kill something other that diner! Just think about it. Get back to me if you think of one time before Mandara pops up (cause that's the farthest I've gotten) where he kills something that has a mind (besides summons, zombies, or fake plant clones)