Roxy's little brother Dave is marrying John and Roxy has to plan their wedding, while dealing with the sudden irritability of her girlfriend Jane. It is now the wedding day and everything that could go wrong does.

You do not pity this girl. Not then, and not now, and not ever. You aren't sure what you feel for her, but it's deep, the deepest kind of red you've ever felt, but it's not pity. It's not even very troll-like at all and it fascinates you and scares you and confuses you all at the same time. -ROSE/KANAYA-

Rose and Kanaya just can't enjoy a romantic evening without one of their neuroses getting in the way. *short one-shot more M than T*

She has lived through the apocalypse and the death of almost everyone she ever loved. Her teenage angst can wait. In which this is a terrible time for a sexual identity crisis and Rose Lalonde comes of age. Rose/Kanaya.

Dirk always talked about asses – you humored him because it was just something fun and silly to do. He talked about any kind of ass from smuppet booty to real badonkadonks. Dirk was an ass guy. That was his thing. Now you know it runs in the family. (The first of three fics)