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Fav. Food- pretty much anything that doesnt LOOK gross!

Fav. thing to do- read, listen to music, hang with friends

Fav dress- =

Fav Sport- soccer

Fun things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.- ALL THE TIME!!

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is, copy and paste this into your profile. - ahhhhhhh, what would we do without google...

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

Do not set yourself on fire, it kinda hurts.

I don't get it, what did she say?

Oh me. I'm just laughing at the conversation in my head.

Live fast, play hard, die laughing.

If you think things can't get any worse it's probably because you lack sufficient imagination.

Be optimistic, everyone you hate will eventually die!

Go ahead and tell your friends I'm obsessive and crazy I'll tell mine your gay.

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!

I'm the kind of girl who can watch a horror movie without getting scared but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster (or I get a text and my phone vibrates)

Never regret something that once made you smile.

Because the Platypus' are controlling our minds from Venus, that's why!

Best friends, they know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I'd rather die on my feet then live on my knees.

She's my sister, break her heart and I'll break your face.

They laugh because I'm different, I laugh because they're all the same.

I'm gonna smile like nothing's wrong, talk like everything's perfect, act like it's all a dream, and pretend it's not hurting me.

People are like slinkies, basically useless, yet it's amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

Be the kind of person that when your feet hit the floor in the morning the Devil says "Aw crap, she's up!"

Marriage is a religious ceremony, yet you allow Aethiests to marry. At least there are gays who believe in God. (In response to people claim that the Bible says gays will go to hell. I looked it up it does, but it also says if you get raped the man is supposed to marry you and never ever get a divorce)

No wonder they execute people at dawn, who wants to live at 6 am? (that's either from House or MASH)

Attention all personnel, due to circumstances beyond our control lunch will be served today. (MASH)

When life gives you 100 reasons to cry, show life 1,000 reasons to smile.

He who laughs last thinks slowest, but he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

I'm going to live through this even if it kills me. -Klinger (MASH)

Don't like gay marriage? Don't get one.

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth.

I'm the one who has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.

You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something, sometime in your life. -Churchill

Avada Kedavra small girly voice hee hee hee

When Voldemort goes to sleep he checks his closet for Molly Weasley.

With a picture of Draco running scared-looking Your Indian name shall be 'Paleboy Run Fast'

Four inch heel, no problem, it's the flats I trip in.

You can't die if you never lived. (Now that I think about it, I need to use that in a ff somewhere :)

No Trespassing, Violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Writing: The only legal way to commit murder

A Real Boyfriend - everything would be amazing if guys were like this!

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

-When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

He: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in?
She: You wear pants, don't you?

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

He: Can I invite you a drink?
She: I'd rather you gave me the money.

He: Can I have this song?
She: All yours.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, no services today.

He: Where were you all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them nearly as much.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long, they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a very embarsing book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks ba d about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get
it back!

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (Yup, every SINGLE time!)

Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.