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Joined 08-14-12, id: 4198763, Profile Updated: 08-04-13

you know I'm not here I'm just a waffle and waffles can't use computers, plus what is a deviouswaffle?

I don't even know how I came up with this name.

Gender: Female

Location: Dublin , Ireland

Favorite Books: The Artemis Fowl series, Black Butler series, Alice in the Country of Hearts series, The Mortal Instruments series, and soooo many more.

Favorite Quote: "If I win, I'm a Prodigy, If I Lose then I'm Mad, That's the way History is Written." -Artemis Fowl

Artemis Fowl Pledge

I promise to remember Artemis

Whenever I'm thinking hard

I promise to remember Holly

Whenever I’m called a wild card

I promise to protect nature

For the People’s sake of course

I promise to remember Julius

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Foaly

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Butler

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Mulch

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Angeline

Whenever I meet someone that makes me feel alright

I promise to remember Trouble

Whenever I see an older sibling scold their younger brother

I promise to remember Opal

Whenever I see someone who values themself above all others

I promise to remember Artemis Senior

Whenever someone escapes death

I promise to remember Minerva

Whenever a girl wants to be the best

I promise to remember the Fowl twins

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember the magma chutes

whenever I see something melting metal.

I promise to remember Juliet

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Vishby

whenever I hear a frustrated scream

I promise to remember Doodah

whenever I see someone driving hardcore

I promise to remember the secret fairy chutes

whenever I see a hole in the floor

I promise to remember those who fought in the time stream

whenever I see someone go against the flow

Yes I promise to remember Artemis Fowl

Wherever I may go

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To Resist by musicalgirl4474 reviews
Artemis was found in the garden. Limp. Sick. There is no mark of physical harm . . . so what happened to him? And why was he attacked? (This is written as if The Last Guardian never happened (by which I mean never written, I changed a few things that were explained in there, so this is something of an AU.) NOW COMPLETE.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,090 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S., Myles F., Beckett F. - Complete
How To Get Into Big Trouble by Call Me Artist reviews
Charlie Claire Eaves leads a boring, average life. But when an odd package comes in the mail- with her name on it- her life gets crazy. She gets magically transported into her favorite book, Artemis Fowl. When she finds out she's stuck there, she has to make a decision- spend her life in her favorite book; or break out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Artemis F., OC] Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Final Resolution by bkaddictjk reviews
After TAC. The humans find out about the People. They know Artemis Fowl II was First Contact. Both worlds are at war, and they both need Artemis on their side. Artemis needs to choose between his species, family and friends. A/H Reviews are appreciated.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,056 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Beautiful Indifference by verita dea reviews
She was created in a desperate attempt to save himself from grief. She was programmed to know everything, to function and live like a human being. She was never meant to feel.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,734 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Last Guardian: Epilogue by moonshroom420 reviews
Artemis couldn't move to embrace his family and suffered a whole minute without air until they let him go. Angeline held his shoulders and looked at his face, tears streaking down her cheeks. "You're alive… Oh Arty!" I was disappointed with how The Last Guardian ended, without and epilogue, so I wrote my own. CONTAINS HOLLY/ARTEMIS! T to be safe
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Artemis F., Butler, Foaly, Holly S.
Stories From the Other Side by CosmicCthulhuComic reviews
A midquel to ,Who Killed Artemis Fowl, which focuses on eldritch mayhem, zombies, and the dreaded Nocronomicon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014
Who Killed Artemis Fowl? by CosmicCthulhuComic reviews
Murder, Mayhem, Blood, Brains and Zombies! Back by popular demand, only with more blood,guts and fear. Who killed Artemis Fowl? We don't know but we're gonna find out and we're going to do it with Zombies! Thanks Mr. Colfer. We love your stuff. And Thank you Reviewers. the rewrite would not have been possible without you!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,295 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Artemis F., Butler, Foaly, Holly S. - Complete
How to Tell If You Are Obsessed With Artemis Fowl by IzztreeRocks912 reviews
The title says it all. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Complete
How To Annoy the Artemis Fowl Characters by IzztreeRocks912 reviews
The title says it all. I tried to make this funny but I don't know if it is.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Artemis F., Minerva P.