There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.

During the mission to Wave, Sakura realises that she has to become a better ninja for her teammates' sake and be someone they can depend on. She vows to take her training seriously, and receives help from the most unlikely of sources; Genma Shiranui. The two form an unlikely bond and stick together through thick and thin, while Sakura improves and meets other people along the way.

A drabble. It all began when Arthur entered the well-loved cafe, Selkie's Pot. Now, he was in an affair with the Wizarding World's savior. Read how their romance came to be and how others are slowly SLOWLY picking up on it.

Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and very dangerous, a creature that is black listed by the British Ministry. So now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at just sixteen. With danger coming not just from the Ministry but even other creatures, what was he supposed to do?

Response to DZ2's 'Harry, the Twice-Blessed Half-blood' challenge. Fem!Harry. Herakles Potter knew she was odd. Exactly how odd turned out to be far odder than she originally thought.

Harry had no choice but to leave, and in doing so was going to locate his Godfather... turns out he lives in Gotham... and he just happens to be the Joker... will be boyxboy not sirius/harry though..

After the mission to Waves, Sakura realized she needed to get stronger; she would never survive long in the shinobi world. Through her will to become stronger, Sakura learns as much as she can from as many people as she can, while finally understanding what it means to be a part of a team, and consequently, a family.

After outliving her family, Luna finds herself helping the child of prophecy in a different world, born into the world of shinobi as Haruno Sakura. The timeline shatters as the mystical touches the plausible to create a new breed of jutsu. What will this change? Family!Rookies ; Fuinjutsu!Naruto ; Magic!Fae!Sakura ; Fairy-tale-esque! Warning:Whimsical cuteness and mixed fables!

Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU

Sweden and Finland found America first when he was no more than a baby nation. After the Nordics raised him for years, their little family is split apart when the Englishmen come to the New World. Now, in the present, Alfred begins to remember things about the Nordics and his youth before England. (I'M MAKING A RE-MAKE OF THIS STORY, CHECK NEWEST CHAPTER!)

Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

When a little girl disrupts a meeting the nations find out America's biggest secret. He has children. 50 children. The secrets he tried to hide from the world are about to be exposed. Only a small handful of nations knew. These nations were the godparents of his children. And America's states are not the only ones he and the other trusted nations tried to hide.

Years later, Genma would look back on this first meeting with mixed emotions. But at the moment it happened, he just didn't feel right about leaving a kid outside in the rain... Genma adopts the Konoha 12 in every aspect but legal. Kakashi and Raidou tease him about being a fully fledgedmother hen. The rest of the jounin don't dare mess with him though. Fluff and feels ahead!

It turns out a Triwizard Champion can invite ANYONE to the Yule Ball as their date. So why not Bellatrix Lestrange? Fem!Harry and Bellatrix. Pure crackfic. Not to be taken seriously in the slightest. Oneshot. Acceptance of Whitetigerwolf's Black Date Prompt.

America has a huge secret that very few nations know about. He works tirelessly to keep it hidden, but all that hard work goes down the drain when a frantic Indiana interrupts the world meeting. Now the careful web America spun to hide his children, the states, is being unraveled and America can't stop it. Warnings: State OCs, language.

Harry comes into his inheritance and finds out that Severus Snape is his mate. With a new evil on the rise, and a new role to play, can both get past their differences and save the world yet again? Snarry creature fic.

There was a reason the nations stopped listening in on America's conversations. Slight Crack. Just for fun. FemAmericaxnations. Rated M.

In the imperial capital of Konoha, it was the norm for men to reign supreme while wives and concubines lived in seclusion like elegant flowers inside a locked garden. However, everything changed when one pink-haired medic entered the capital. Ancient Chinese AU. SakuraxMulti

Harry is the son of Hades, Zeus, and Poseidon made by their blood. but what happens when he is kidnapped and years later found at hogwarts. They found their son but is he willing to get to know them. AU ooc (Oh hold)

Prussia accidentally turns America and Germany into kids again. Now he has to hide America from England, and distract Germany from his quest to find his long-lost love...a.k.a Italy. HRE!Germany.

The countries are summoned to America's house, and learn a secret that's been kept for centuries. EH! America has kids! Yep. Also known as... the United States of America

Feliciano and Lovino realize they have a younger brother and must nurture him into a proper Italian. Warning: typical Italian antics and a very confused America.

Snippets of Harry's life with three giant robots. Who said that the life after Voldemort was boring?

America has a secret house in upstate New York? What's up with that? And why are there so many children running around his house? Join the countries as they meet America's fifty kids, the states, who aren't really his kids and have no real family ties to each other...anyways, Come join them on their adventure! ADOPTED FROM IMDIFFERENTNOTWEIRD

Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.

Just before the portal is finished to send Thor and Loki home, Loki cast a spell that deages the Avengers.Guess who's the lucky wizard assigned to care for the little brats? AwesomeParentHarry giving the Avengers a second chance at childhood, this time done right with lots of love and attention.

The nations are staying a week with America, however there is far more to this nation that meets the eye. Cross dressing, kids, and chaos oh my!

Same old same old. Just like every other UN meeting, nothing was being accomplished. But when America gets an alarming phone call that causes him to leave, the nations start to gossip. And when a lost little girl wonders into the meeting she accidentally exposes a secret America's been hiding from the entire world.( f.a.c.e. family references)

America is on the hunt for something that Finland spoke about. How hard could it be to be someone's 'wife? AmericaxWorld. Pairing to be decided. FemAmerica, and rated M.

America gets sick (duh) and a state has to fill in for him at the meeting. Thing is, the countries don't exactly know about the states. Watch and be amazed at the level of insanity (and possible fluff) that will be contained in this fic as the world (or at least Most of Europe and some of Asia) meets all 50 United States of America! T for language and France/Prussia/Romano's mouth.

Counting the states, territories, districts, and former territories, America has seventy kids. What happens when they are discovered by the nations? Who exactly are their parents? Where did they even come from?

The nations meeting the states.

Immortality doesn't sit well with Harry. So, when given the choice to move on to a new world for a "Traveling Holiday" he's quick to take it up. Of course, Chaos has to have a say in it. Fem!Alicorn!Harry BECAUSE I CAN. Not sure exactly where this is going, but I'm having fun writing it so Nyah. Rated T just in case, Feel free to Q&A me! LONG CHAPTERS WHOOOT! XD Enjoy

Born from the most unlikely of unions, Hyacinthus Jameson Potter is born with a destiny greater than any could imagine. On the cusp of manhood he will come in to his divine powers fully, and with his destined mate at his side, he will shake the foundations of the world as a being of ultimate balance- the protector of the weak, and champion of the good. Hyakinthos(Harry)/Apollo fic

Other nations don't understand why America and Canada do what they do sometimes, but it doesn't matter to them as long as they are with their mother, Native America. One-shots and short stories about the NA bros and their mother. Please read and Review. COMPLETE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

America's boss has decided it's time for the world to meet America's states. Yay. So now the countries are trapped for a week with America's less than enjoyable children. It's going to be a long week. Rated T just in case because the states and Iggy have a colorful vocabulary

After America comes home from a UN meeting depressed, the Northeastern States all decide that the rest of the world doesn't deserve their adopted father, and convince the rest of the states to join in on their plan to make sure the other nations don't get too close. America doesn't know, and the rest of the world are not amused. [Contains kidnapping nations. O.o]

Being the children of the Nation that is always called stupid isn't so fun so why not prove them wrong? Enter the lives of 50 states, 1 capital, and 2 US owned property (Puerto Rico and Virgin Islands) as they try to prove the world that America is smart... without getting caught of course. First time doing something like this so I hope you enjoy

Spain, England, Germany and the Nordics are reversed back to their younger, different selves by a spell gone wrong. America, Italy and Canada are very worried for their wellbeing's while Romano just wants to make sure he gets away from this ordeal with his pride intact. Pirate!Spain, Pirate!England, HRE!Germany and Viking!Nordics. Fluffy family stuff ahead! Maybe OOC? OneShot only

The countries have decided to throw America a party for his birthday tomorrow, as the young nation has been rather reserved lately. Only problem, America's birthday is today. Not only that, but there are these pesky children running around. What is going on here and why is Prussia the only one who's not surprised by these kids?

The American colonies were found by the British, but their personification wasn't. Raised by a Native American mother and then a Boston colonist family, Alfred F Jones's life takes a much different path without one Arthur Kirkland. Human names, mostly AU (also not abandoned, don't worry!)

Percy's mother dies and he doesn't want to stay with his abusive stepfather Gabe, so he tracks down his biological father Poseidon. Who is living with his boyfriend Hades di Angelo, his own sons and Hades' four children. Percy has to adjust to all the new things and to the feelings he developes for his not-quite-stepbrother Nico and his boyfriend. Nico/Jason/Percy slashy threesome

Five-year-old orphan Harry Potter passed on to the next great adventure before his really even began, due to the abuse and neglect of his so-called "family." The ones who were meant to judge his soul, the Valar, couldn't bear to, and instead sent him off to a chance at a better future. What will the elves of Middle Earth do when they find a lone, terrified elfling wandering around?

I got tired of reading fanfics in which America is portrayed as a burger-eating dork so I wrote this to show off Southeastern American cuisine. My DARLING- INSANE- BEAUTIFUL- GRACEFUL- AWESOME- EPICASS NATION CAN COOK! Despite being raised by the last nation that should be in anybody kitchen *cough* !England! *cough*

It's just another world meeting but something's got America on edge... His fifty insane children aka his states. Join the Hetalia crew as they visit America's mansion and hang out with his unusual and super powered family. (Note: I didn't use them all)

"Mister, are you alright?" Her eyes swam with worry as she tumbled over her own feet, finding her way to the park bench America was on, and sat down without prompting from the older male and handed him a small orange handkerchief. "You seem to have gotten something in your eyes, Mister." One-Shot. Rest of Summary inside.

Harry isn't a Potter in fact he's only distantly related to them. He is the 'pure' blood son of two other Marauders though. See Mummy Sirius and poor Remus raise their cub. Many things that no one was expecting happen to come their way how will any of them react especially when Sirius's crazy family barges into their lives? Yaoi, Funny Sirius. Warning maybe some triggers later on.

America has quite a few secrets. So what happens when the world finds out about one of them? How does he and the world react to the situation? Does the world find out about America's other secrets, or do the stay hidden? So, read to find out what the answers are and just how many secrets America has! T for states being states and countries being countries.

Sent to another world by the flamboyant death and turned into a demon, Hadrian isn't sure what to make of his new life. But what one thing that he is certain of is that the bloody butler wouldn't leave him alone. Slash!

Everyone knows that the personification of the United States is Virginia I. Jones. But, then, who's the strange looking man who is claiming to be America? And...exactly how old is he? Was going to be a full-length story, but I have no inspiration so: One-shot.

Sometimes Antonio watched Alfred; and he wondered how he could be so much like his predecessor.

The oil spill made Alfred sick so his 5 kids have been called in. North is taking his place until he's better but she's not the 'hero' Al is and not so forgiving. The other nations would have been less damaged if he had sent rabid wolves. yaoi (discontinued)

Bruce isn't quite sure how it happened or if it was even possible, but the Hulk had fallen in love. Can Bruce protect Harry from the Hulk without blowing his cover or falling in love with the green eyed boy himself? Of course not. Slash duh!

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

World: Meet the Provinces of Canada and the States of America. These rambunctious teens/kids are the reason these two countries have nearly lost their sanity so many times. World, you're doomed to loose your sanity.

Alfred and Matthew go to McDonalds for lunch. Why was anyone surprised it ended up as a viral video? Merry Christmas friend, from me to you!

It's a normal world meeting and everyone's fighting but...America is being quiet and reading something! What's going on?

"Harry, what happened to you?" he breathed out as he stopped a few feet in front of the taller man. The child was gone, buried under years and years of something so dark and heavy it made Jack shiver.Where was the child he remembered? "It's Death now, Jack..." SLASH, OOC

When Canada has to take the time to show his brother how to read a world map the nations soon realize just how similar they are. Not everyone is amused. Based off of the tumblr post.

While in England, Desiree meets a young girl, and grants a wish that changes her after-life forever. One-Shot, COMPLETE. FemHarry. No Pairings.

The night the Dementors attack Harry and Dudley, Harry unlocks his memorys as London, son of England. Look out Voldy because you have just royaly pissed off the world! Takes place in 5th year. ON A LONG HIATUS

When America falls sick with the flu a few his children volunteer to take care of him. While Virginia takes care of work in the White House Utah has to go to the world meeting to represent her father. Of course she has to go in not as a personification but as her fathers secretary. What happens when a few nations decide to follow her home?

Harry just wanted a peaceful life in America after the War. God just wanted his angel back and Lucifer just wanted his mate again. Why could he never get any rest? It is slash so if you don't like then don't read! Lemony sequel is now up! For the Second Time is the title.

Miko and Jack learn the perplexing truth about what really inspired Megatron to declare war on creation. Make sure it's just a twist...

The world conference building has been destroyed, and that means the meeting now has to take place at America's house... Uh-oh. In come the states! ...and what the heck are they doing? T purely out of paranoia.

In a bout of accidental magic Harry is sent to a past filled with real live demons. Having to deal with six tails and coyote ears is the least of his problems when he had five mates to deal with and the body of a five year old. Eventual YaoiHarem

Lily Potter was never Lily Potter, but only James ever knew the truth. And instead of a son, they had a baby girl, Rayna. Upon discovering their sister's death, Thor and Loki swear to protect their niece, when they find her. How will the discovery that she is one of the Aesir change the events after fourth year? Fem/Harry! Complete!

Fem!Harry Potter. Only one thing that Madara truly fears and that is his wife, who was summoned back from the dead along with the four Hokages.

Miko gets kidnapped by Decepticons one day after school. See how well Megatron deals with her spunky attitude. One-shot!

Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.

Voldemort is defeated but everyone Harry loved has died as well. When Harry is transported to the Hidden Leaf Village he lives on, but soon he will discover he is fated to be drawn to another mass murderer – Uchiha Itachi. HP Naruto Crossover

Sasuke couldn't believe that a simple meeting was enough to change his goal.

Amy Pond drags Jim Moriarty into Stark Tower by his ear. Natasha assures them this is all perfectly normal.

Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.

AU-Harry needs a place to keep Teddy safe; what better place than a mutant school? Now, they just need to deal with his monthly problem...-Slash HP/Saber Wolv/Gam M-Preg.

With Time Turners twisting in his blood, Harry falls through whens and wheres, adrift in time. Then one night, in a smoky New Orleans bar, he finds something—someone—who just might be able to hold him. But things can never be so simple, not with mutants fighting to live, and certainly not with the Deathly Hallows finally choosing a master. COMPLETE.

The Dinobots want a pet. Wheeljack decides to build them one. In hindsight, he shouldn't have...

A little girl came into the World Meeting crying,"PAPA! Arthur is being a bully again!" Why does this little girl look EXACTLY like France? And why exactly does she act like ITALY? VHAT IS GOING ON HERE? A/N I was laughing the entire time I was writing this!

Don't you hate having to answer the door to religious people in the morning? Well today people of the Jehovah's Witnesses faith are determined to convert America but the states keep getting in the way. If mild religious mockery bothers you please find something else to read. 13/53 Dabbles Completed.

High temperatures, glowing butterflies and Bulkhead in a pink And that's only the start of Miko's sick day

The day before he marries Ginny Harry goes to Gringotts; he uncovers the disturbing truth. He travels back in time; his new mission: Befriend Draco Malfoy and win the heart of Severus Snape. SSHP MPREG abuse Good!LV AD MW RW GW Bashing SLASH FEMSLASH

Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...

Miko gets kidnaped by the bad guys. But she soon drives them insane. But how?

To Harry death always meant "That's It, Game Over, The End..." He had no clue as to how wrong he was! Apparently "Master of Death" was a bad translation. "Death's New Toy" would have been more accurate... The ninja world is in for a shock! HP/(Male), HG/? Warning: Slash(Yaoi/Yuri) Hetero. Language and Humor. T for now... will probably go up later.

At the age of 5, young Sakura Haruno was declared missing after never returning home from the Academy. 2 years later, a young girl with long pink hair appeared unconscious just outside of Konoha village gates. The child was the missing Sakura Haruno. SasuSaku, NaruHina, Warning: OOC-ness, Not as hyper Naruto, Non-massacre Sasuke, Not as shy Hinata, God-like Sakura,

Starscream and Soundwave dance in The Throne room to the most epic song in history, much to Shockwave's Disapproval. (Set somewhere when Darkmount was still around)

Glimpses of 'Just Harry', Master(ed) of Death. No plot.

Kyle's just showing the new kid around. What happens when Stan, Kenny and Eric get jealous? Slash! Style, K2, Kyman. One-shot

Kevin and Eddy always make sure that Edd never has to eat breakfast alone.

James and Lily Potter were not his true parents. Dumbledore stole him from his true family when he was 3 weeks old. Now his true family moved next door to the Dursleys without knowing he was there. GoF Timeline, Mpreg, BL, Harem x Harry

"And they thought he died, hehehe. They should have known better to never assume anything where he was involved. He had found his new body in a different world. And he was going to use it." Undertaker as Harry, Crossover, crack, insanity,...

Two years after that Halloween night, Remus Lupin discovers the whereabouts of Harry Potter and he is not pleased with what he finds. Out of obligation and love, he adopts Harry and reshapes his childhood beyond measure.

Whoever thought that he, Severus Snape would be the perfect man to raise a child, was sick in the head and needed to be locked up and his brain removed and used for potions as punishment for even thinking of such a stupid thing...Lily thinks otherwise.

When Harry's life become stressful he finds himself thinking about his days at Hogwarts and all of the feelings that came with it. Set after the events of Deathly Hallows.

Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!

Pairings: Minato/Haru(Fem!Harry)/Kakashi-Shikaku/Naru(Fem!Naruto)/Inoichi-Hinata/Sasuke-Ino/Asuma. Both Harry and Naruto are getting a new chance without the burden's they held in their previous lives. Full Summary inside. Het/Yaoi/mildYuri You have been warned read at your own risk

What happens when you put Wheeljack and Starscream to work on a project? Well why don't we find out? Crack-alicious crack, awful insults, references to interfacing and pranks!

What really happened during that year between Four's and Tris' initiations? Slash! (Guy/Guy) If you don't like it, then don't read it! I will delete all comments about this being 'wrong'. R&R and ENJOY!

Right as she was about to die, Kushina gets a new lease on life! A mysterious ritual pulls her nearly five years into the future, where she discovers her original name and parents. Can Kushina complete Shinigami's mission for her, or will her son remain an orphan because of a war that has been going on for decades on the other side of the world? Kushina/Minato FEMHARRY!

Miko Nakadai is a girl with character, can't deny that. But just how exactely others see her? Check out yourself just what Autobots and Decepticons think of Miss Nakadai. Obviously Miko love. My stories are available exclusively on my official accounts on , dA, AO3, Tumblr.

Fem!Harry. Amarantas Potter never expected things to go so wrong after the war ended. Now, bound as a servant and avatar of the goddess, Izanami, she must find her way in a world very unlike the one she left. AU, non-massacre, non-canon compliant.

Batsy/Joker. Sequel to Something to Think About. Bats, Superman, and Wonder Woman stop the Joker from a bank robbery. As they're about to take him away, Wonder Woman asks Bats out. Bats denies her in accord with the promise he gave Joker in STTA. The Joker witnesses something that completely sets him off. Rated for language and graphic threats. Slight Superman and WW bashing.

AU Sakura Haruno works at Walmart, it's a stressful job with whiny customers and cranky co-workers but now she has to deal with the company coming in for their reviews. Little does she know they are staying for more than she bargained for and they all want her for themselves. Maybe she should have stayed in bed today. POLL IS UP!

Yes another oneshot crack silly for a contest. This time for the Ratchet Club at da. TFP Ratchet learns about hiccups *. Comes straight from me and 2 of my sons. Miko *, Jack, Raff, Bulkhead and of course... Optimus *.

The twins have a very important question for their current caretakers – who's their mother? Sweden tries to explain, but the twins refuse to budge. Finland doesn't help much. Vinland!verse Oneshot

Harry Potter, defeater of the Dark Lord is facing his most challenging battle yet. Paperwork. There is only one option for the young hero. Take a vacation! Harry leaves for the Elemental Countries and finds himself in for a new adventure with ninjas, irate best friends and pranks. How will his presence change the future? And will Konoha survive the arrival of a Marauder?

"Lol, I can just see a blooper of this chapter being Starscream saying he likes Justin Bieber." Thank you Chibi Oro for that piece of inspiration XD May continue

In 1960, the remains of two Norse villages were discovered in Canada and carefully excavated and recreated over the next few decades. With their discovery comes old memories for the twins and a past no one could have expected... Vinland!Verse

What happens when Harry Potter is abused and the only people he finds he can trust are the Dark spies sent to watch him? What happens when a beating gets out of control and Harry is about to die? How can Fenrir Greyback help? OCC

Miko disobeys and runs into the thick of battle. She gets hurt due to a mistep and now Knockout fights with his sins. Knockout xBreakdown, One-sided MikoxKnockout

Knockout goes for a joy ride and ends up as Miko's school bus for a day. Slightly OOC for Knockout I think No Pairings ONE SHOT

CRACK. Miko is on a walk when she runs into Knockout. Trouble and...gossip...ensue? Perhaps Knockout just needs someone to confide in, and Miko just has a girly side that needs to get out sometimes!

One-shot. Nothing graphic but has mentions of adult themes, so if you don't like slash you might not want to click. Only real pairing is Superman/Batman, kinda family thing at the end. Just for humor

Fem!America. Women change once a month, and she was no different. The men better watch their backs.

IT’s one thing to be tossed thru the Veil for something he didn’t do. It was quite another to wake in his animigus form in a world not his own. Harry just knew someone was laughing at him somewhere. Mech/Mech pairings inside.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti

A 4 years old Haruno Sakura ends up in the death note world after an incident. How does this effect L, Matt, Mello, Near and BB's childhoods when she enters Wammy's? "Hey! Strawberry panties girl!" Death Note Naruto crossover Pairings; SakuraxEveryone

Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones don't want just one heart! What is Harry Potter to do? Jack Sparrow/Harry, Davy Jones/Harry. Summary in profile. Under new management, original is from Dark Crimson Flame. Sign up to write the next or future chapters. Enjoy!

Sakura has been kidnapped by Akatsuki to heal Itachi and Zetsu. In an attempt to find an escape, she plays their feelings against them, but can she avoid falling in love in the process? SakuraxAkatsuki SakxKakuzu SakxHidan SakxZetsu SakxKisame

Set in Season 3 right after House punches Chase in the face. Wilson pushes House to make things right with Chase and when House confronts the young man at his apartment he discovers a blue and white guitar and finds that his youngest duckling is more inte

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

Chase's been pissed at House's behavior latel, but that punch was the last straw. He's not going to take it anymore. It's time for House to wake up. ONESHOT [Est. Relationship, Slash, HouseChase]

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.