Good morning/afternoon/evening. Welcome to my profile.

If you are reading this, then this means you have some measure of interest in the collections of grammar I have poured together and blended up into stories. If that is so, then perhaps my existence as a writer is not completely meaningless, perhaps there is actually a thin sliver of hope for me in the field of literature after all. Oh goody.

Well well, since you've made the long haul here I may's well give you a proper run down on me then ey? Well let's do this in list form, because then it feels like I'm writing less and that appeases the lazy arse that makes up 90% of my work ethic.

THE BASICS

- I am male.

- I live in Saskatchewan Canada. It is very boring here

- I am approx /5'10.

- I have quite blue eyes according to people.

- I have straight hair that's brown to the point of almost looking black.

- I weigh about 180-ish, probably.

- I spend way more time stressing out over how to make a FANFICTION profile than I should.

- I'm 20

- I like writing.

WHAT I LIKE

I like reading

- Well-written fluff with any ships I like cripples me utterly.

- Russian history

- Russian architecture

- Russian language

- Russian anything

- Russssssiaaaaaa

- Airplanes

- Military airplanes

- The P40 Warhawk

- AIRPLANES

- That seventeenth century style with long flowing clothes and the wide-brimmed hats with feathers because WHOAAAAA that style was UTTERLY. AWESOME.

- Debating

- Talking about politics, ethics, governments in general, history, religion.

- I love history. So. Much. Really.

- Books

- Writing

- The video game culture and industry

- Discussing fictional settings/stories/things in great detail.

- Talking candidly

- Cosplaying.

- Cons.

- Video games

WHAT I LIKE (Animangas, games, books, TV, etc)

- Animorphs

- Higurashi

- Baccano!

- Firefly

- Futurama

- Anything by Michael Crichton (Especially Timeline, Andromeda Strain, and Jurassic Park)

- Tales of Redwall

- Interstellar

- Inception

- The Simpsons

- Malcolm in the Middle

- Dune

- Enders Game

- Halo

- Fallout New Vegas

- Skyrim

- Mass Effect

- Area 88

- Some of the Call of Duty's

- Black Lagoon

- Sabaton (Band)

- Miracle of Sound

- Zero Punctuation

- Battlestar Galactica

- The Culture series

Favourite Quote: "Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." Albert Einstein said that.

So I'm always up for chat, making friends is always fun. PM me up and we can exchange Skype names.

STORY STATUS REPORT (Holy crap I'm actually doing one of these)

RUNNING FROM THE DEAD: I miiiiiiiiiight update this maybe. I've gotten a bit of inspiration for writing it rattling around again, so I may or may not write chapter four. Sorry readers, I really feel bad because this story is actually like, popular sort of, and I really like it as one of my best pieces. So, we'll just see, m'alright?

UNLIKELY ALLIES: It's dead. Sorry anyone who still read it.

NEW PLACES, NEW FACES: On-hold, I have ideas kicking around for it as well, but it all just really depends on if my urge to write can overcome my procrastination sense. (This goes for most of my stories actually)

So, that's bout it. I'll update this time to time sometimes when I get around to it. G'bye me lovelies, and have a nice fun day! Remember to read and review!

- JSF