Birthday: 3/28

Sex: Girl

Fav. anime: Too many to count but major ones I always make reference to are: Inuyasha, Naruto, Dragon Ball Z, Ouran host club, Black Cat, Vampire Knight, Fruit Basket, Kuroshitsuji (or Black Butler).

Fav. Game: Sonic

Fav characters in Naruto:

1. Sakura ( Yeah that's right and all you haters can SUCK IT)

2. Pein (all of them ^.^)

3. Itachi

4. Tobi/Madara ( I LOVE EVIL MEGALOMANIACS)

5. Deidara

6. Sasori

7. Hidan ( I SWEAR HIDAN AND I ARE TOO MUCH ALIKE... BUT I'M SMARTER)

8. Kakuzu ( I love the money-grubbing stingy bastard ^.^)

9. Konan (GIRL POWAH)

10. Gaara ( PANDA-CHAN)

11. Zetsu

Fav characters in Inuyasha:

1. Sesshomaru (Demon Lord of SMEXYNESS)

2. Kagome (Priestess of AWESOMENESS)

3. Naraku (So he's an evil megalomaniac who cares he's still awesome)

4. Bankotsu

Fav characters in Dragon Ball Z:

1. Vegeta ( I just love the prideful, arrogant, brillant, smexy, asshole Prince)

2. Bulma (She's a prideful genius that speaks her mind if that makes her bitch then you'll hate me)

3. Trunks (He's the Smexy result of B/V)

4. Goku (He's the one you want on your side when shit goes down, WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!?!)

5. Gohan (He's awesome nuff said)

6. Piccolo (He's a grumpy badass ;) )

7. Goten (KAWAII~!!!!!!)

Fav Pairings:

Nauto:AKASAKU, GAASAKU, DEISAKU(At times), HIDASAKU, SASOSAKU, PEINSAKU, KAKUSAKU(At times there a cut couple and other times I just like it where they have a protective older brother relationship), KISASAKU(Sibling relationship), MADASAKU, ITASAKU, PEINxKONAN

Inuyasha: Sesskag, Narkag, InuTxkag(At times)

DBZ: B/V(SMEXYVILLE)

Sonic: SHADAMY(HELL YEAH!!!!)

Pairings I dislike :

Sasusaku: I was once a loyal follower of the Sasusaku _

Sasukarin: Well It's more I can't stand Karin or Sasuke, but they deserve each other Bastard and ugly ass whore.

Sasuino: NO, JUST HELL NO!!!

Sasuanyone: If he's not suffering with Karin THEN LET THE BASTARD DIE ALONE.

Naruto anyone but hinata: Even though I can't stand them it's obvious they deserve each other.

Inukag and Inukik: I'm going to just do both couples together on this one. I can't stand Inuyasha. Come on make up your mind do you want the dead claypot bitch or the lovely Kagome, IT SHOULDN'T BE THAT HARD HONESTLY KIKYO TRIED TO DRAG YOU TO HELL AND KAGOME HASN'T ONCE ASKED YOU TO CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF. I love kagome, but she needs to let him go especially if he thinks he can just constantly go back and forth between Kagome and Kinky-ho, and Kikyo is just a ho.

Shadouge: I don't really hate this couple but it does get on my nerves, Rouge belongs with Knuckles people it's one of the most obvious couples in the games and show they're flirting with each other everytime they meet and Shadow doesn't show any interest in Rouge besides the whole fact that they're close allies.

*THIS NEXT COMMENT IS NOT FOR PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF INFINITY IF YOU CONTINUE READING IT YOUR READING AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, IF YOU WANNA BE GAY THAT'S YOU AND IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME SO I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH IT, SO I MEAN NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE THAT FEELS IT I'M JUST GIVING MY OPINION ON CERTAIN COUPLES.

Sasunaru: I MIGHT JOKE ABOUT THIS WITH MY FRIENDS BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT THEY'RE BOTH NOT GAY AND YOU DON'T SEE ME WRITING ABOUT THEM.

NarSess: THE HELL?!?!?!?! NEITHER IN THIS COUPLE IS GAY, Sure Naraku looks slightly feminine but he's not gay and Sesshomaru is too SMEXY to be gay, and another thing THEY HATE EACH OTHER HOW THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO BE A COUPLE? WHAT SO WHEN EVER YOUR NOT TRYING TO KILL EACH YOUR GETTING IT ON?!?!? REALLY?!?!?!

InuSess: AGAIN?!?!?! I love HOT Incest just as much as everyone else but REALLY INUSESS. While Sesshomaru may not hate Inuyasha as much anymore they still have a LONG ASS way to go before they have even a remote chance and anything akin to sibling love, and while I'm at it maybe I'm confused are we talking about the same Sesshomaru, you know same Evil Demon Lord alleged 'Human-Hater' that shoved his hand though his gut and ripped out the pupil in his eye for a sword and has on multiple times tried to steal tetsaiga from Inuyasha and is always getting in fights every time they catch sight of each other? I really doubt they're having any affair behind the cameras.

GokuxVegeta: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! YOU ALL MUST NOT WATCH DBZ WHY THE HELL WOULD VEGETA OR GOKU FALL FOR EACH OTHER REALLY VEGETA ACTUALLY STOPPED TRYING TO KILL GOKU IN WHAT EPISODE AND THEY'RE BOTH HAPPILY MARRIED (and mated if you want to go there) AND HAVE TWO KIDS GOKU'S TOO NAIVE TO THINK THAT WAY AND VEGETA WOULDN'T THINK OF " THAT SNIVELING THIRD CLASS DOG" IN SUCH A WAY AND NEITHER OF THEM ARE GAY.

ShadowxSonic: WHAT EVEN INSPIRES YOU PEOPLE TO RIGHT GAY COUPLES FOR PEOPLE WHO OBVIOUSLY AREN'T GAY SHADOW CAN'T STAND SONIC AND ALTHOUGH I HATE SONIC I KNOW HE'S NOT GAY. HOW IS SHADOW GAY I BET NONE OF YOU WHO INSPIRE THESE COUPLES CAN COME UP WITH ACTUAL EVIDENCE THAT EITHER ONE IS GAY, IF YOUR GONNA WRITE ABOUT A GAY COUPLE THEY HAD BETTER BE GAY IN THE SHOW IF NOT CREATE YOUR OWN GAY CHARACTERS.

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About you:

Fav. color: Black

Favorite super power: Adaption ( You can copy what ever ability or power that looks useful)

Friends: I won't give out names for safety reasons, but we're like one big family (We're all considered weird and crazy and loud) and I'm closer to them than my real family so yeah that's kinda saying alot I'm kinda the youngest so everyone looks out for and loves me ^.^

Personality: I guess you could say I have multiple personalties ( And I have been seen talking to myself before you ask T-T. Zetsu: It's ok *pats me on the head.) but the ones I "use" normally are the " Tomboyish, so-happy-I-can't-stop-smiling, crazy, loving, caring, loyal, attentive, helpful friend" (reserved for my closest friends and people I like) and the "Silent, aloof, too-mature, I-may-not-look-angry-but-I-am-PISSED, slightly emo (only slightly though majority of the time I'm too happy to be considered emo even though I may wear all black), with an I-don't-care attitude (reserved for times when I'm pissed with someone or doing something I couldn't care less about).

Things I hate: Raw vegetables, hypocrites, when someone ignores me openly, when someone see's I'm pissed and still comes to push my buttons, when someone messes with my money, food, things, or life, my MOM ( Before you start my mom is a grade A bitch and when I say Bitch I mean BIOTCH and I don't mean that lightly she acts like the classic high school popular bitch that will smile to you in your face and talk shit about you behind you back and that's not even scratching the surface of my mom)

FAVORITE QUOTES:

"You BITCH" "That's Queen Bitch To you, BOW DOWN" Me and another girl

" Kiss my ASS" "Clean It" Lips like Sugar ch.2 by Paranoid Crack Abuser

"Hold up Wait A minute let me put some *insert name* in it" Me

"My Aunt told me about people like you" "What you mean people as fine as me?" "No... Assholes like you and how to get rid of them" Me and some pathetic boy trying to ask me out.

" So your Saiyan, that's great" " Fool what part of 'Our planet exploded' don't you understand" Goku and our favorite grumpy alien prince Vegeta (or at least mine)

"Go to HELL" "See you there" or "Got to HELL" "I Vacation there Bitch" Me and another girl

"Man I see the colors"

"Your only worry is that when you go to Hell, and the Devils all crusty and old is if he'll leave you his underlings" "... Yeah that does sound like me" My friend and me.

"It's that time of month" "You sure your time of the month doesn't last all thirty days" My and the aforementioned friend.

" The reason you never see *insert name* angry is because when she gets pissed time stops" My friend

"I'm allergic to BULLSHIT" Me

" *Insert name* your gay" "Only on Fridays " My friends

"*Insert name*!!!!! *glomp*" "-~-* *Snaps fingers* " Come get her" Me and my friend ( We have a love-hate relationship. We'll talk Shit to each other and walk away like nothing happened ^.^' but he's a great friend)

"Honestly, He just rolls out of bed looking like anime character" "-_-" My friends

"Porn... can't live without it" My friend (he's perverted like that)

"We're like one big family, you got the mom, dad, sisters, and brothers, and the neighbor no one wants" Friend

"If you think your invisible then your invisible" "Really -_-' " " Yep" "*insert name!!!!" " Invisible?" "...Shut up"My Friend me

"You know *insert name*... We gave birth to him" "HOW?!?!?!" "Well me and *insert name* got drunk together with a lot people one night... but no one knows who kid he is" " How do you not know who's kid he is if you gave birth to him -_- " "... They were REALLY drunk"Two friends and me.

He's bringing sexy back.
YEAH!
Them other hedgehogs don't know how to act.
YEAH!
His fur is hottest 'cause it's red and black.
YEAH!
Chaos Control or maybe Chaos Blast.
YEAH!
Copy this into your profile if you know it's true.

Shadow the Hedgehog has more fan-girls than any other SEGA character. If you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

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...S... Sexy!
...H... Hot!
...A... Adrenaline pumping!
...D... Damn!
...A... Attitude!
...M... Mild!
...Y... Young!
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I'm a Shadow fangirl, cuz he's freakin' hot!
He's cool, dark, and mysterious, and we love him a lot!
He has red eyes and power, and so as you can see.
I am a Shadow Fangirl, for all eternity!

His chaos powers can rule them all,
His speed and control can make heroes fall.
He's way better than Sonic, and has better hair!
So just walk away Sonic fangirls, cuz we don't care!

He's smooth, he's hot and struts his stuff!
That Sonic guy just THINKS he's tough!
And Silver's hair is just messed up!
So all you other guys are outta luck!

So I'm a Shadow fangirl, to all of those that care,
But now that that's over with, what about his pair?
Amy, Rouge or Blaze or Sonic? Or someone from the boys?
All I know is Shadow, for you I make some noise!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) I'm just evil... It fits my personality!

9. If you're an Okami fan, you get to join Ninetails!

10. EMBRACE YOUR DARK SIDE! MUHAHAHA!

11. Last time I checked, Seth from Dinosaur King is here as well! (Sigh, Seth...)

12. We also have marshmallows, skittles and big-ass guns that shoot missiles!

13. Still don't want to join? We'll just ask Light to write your name in the Death Note, then ^.^ !

FOLLOW THE KNIGHTS CODE OF HONOR!!

-Be always ready with your armor on, except when you are taking you rest at night.
-Defend the poor and help those who can not defend themselves.
-Do nothing to hurt or offend anyone or anything.
-Be prepared to fight in the defense of your country.
-At whatever you are working, try to win honor and a name for honesty.
-Never break your promise.
-Maintain the honor of your country with your life. Die honestly rather than live
shamefully.
-Chivalry requireth that youth should be trained to perform the most laborious and humble
offices with cheerfulness and grace.
-And do good unto others.
-Never turn your back to a foe
-Never to refuse a challenge from an equal
-At all times to speak the truth
-To guard the honour of fellow knights
-To obey those placed in authority
-To protect the weak and defenseless

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95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% that aren't, copy this, put in in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamina, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude, FallenLex, Soelle, Since When, Kyoushi-no-Kuragari, Blackest Grim, blizzardtorment, HIM399131, Silver Eyeshine, ShadowRox, 100stars, Cherryinu

92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. Put this into your profile if you would be part of the 8% laughing your arse off.

Recent studies show that 92% of teenagers moved to rap. If you're part of the 8% that stayed with rock put this into your profile.

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

Don't flame, it's silly because tons of writers give up on their stories because of RUDE REVIEWS.
Everyone has the right to get friendly advice, as for critiques and flames, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. Critiques are a review written to advise, not insult, like flames. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are tons of people that are extremely concerned about couples in fanfiction. If you like or dislike certain couples, but still have nothing against those with different views, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teenage girls would kill themselves or have mental episodes if the Jonas Brothers or Hannah Montana fell from the top of a skyscraper.
Post this on your profile if you are one of the 5 percent who pushed them and laughed your arses off when they hit the ground. :D

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
xYou've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

Total: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.

x wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink
xYou Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xshopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
you don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of the evening.

TOTAL: 17

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Naruto Birthdays!!

January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime

February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
29 - Kabuto

March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage

April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza

May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu

June
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu

July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke

August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou

September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
15 - Obito
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino

October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru

November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi

December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru

PEIN.

Do you have ginger hair?

x Do you have at least one piercing?

x Do you change what you look like every so often?

x Do you enjoy making people suffer?

x Do you have at least two pets?

Total: 4

KONAN

Do you/have you ever had blue hair?

Do you enjoy origami?

x Do you think of yourself as an angel?

x Do you wear decorations in your hair?

Do you wear coloured eyeshadow?

Total: 2

SASORI.

x Do you like puppets?

x Do you look younger than you are?

Do you / have you ever had red hair?

x Do you hide behind a tough exterior?

x Is your heart the weakest part of you? ( If you mean emotionally.. )

Total: 4

DEIDARA.

x Do you like birds?

x Do you like sculpting?

Do you think you're very good at art?

x Do people often say different?

x Do you have a ridiculously long fringe?

Total: 4

KISAME.

x Do you like fish?

Do you have an odd shade of skin?

x Is there something wrong with your teeth?

Your eyebrows are hard to see / aren't there.

x You like to do things the fast and easy way.

Total: 3

ZETSU.

x Are you schizophrenic?

x Do you have mood swings?

x Do you like plants?

x Venus flytraps?

x You have an eye problem?

Total: 5

TOBI.

x Are you a good boy?(girl)

x Ever had an extremely violent mood swing?

x Do you like Lollipops?

x Ever been in a crushing situation?

x Ever been so obsessed with this one person?

Total: 5

ITACHI.
x Do you like to torture?

x Do you have homicidal siblings? (My half brother tried to kill me one time, no joke)

x Ever wanted to kill your whole family?

x Do you come across as moody and evil?

x Do you spend too much time alone?

Total:5

HIDAN.

x Are you religious? (Christian..yes)

x Do you wear necklaces?

x Have you ever self harmed? (Not like that people I have just participated in activities were bleeding and self harm were a possibility and had fun)

x You whine a lot?

x You have funny colored eyes. (HAD key word)

Total: 5

KAKUZU.

x Do you have a money fetish?

x Do you like sewing?

x Do you like to cover your hair or mouth?

x You're greedy?

x You're a secret ballerina!

Total:5

SAKURA

x People have say that you resemble your teacher/mother

x You are strong for your age

x You have a temper problem

x You have anger issues

x You like to hit your friends

Total. 5

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .

Konan @o.o

Pein o:o

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm FAT so I MUST smuggle chips into my classes.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I have EMO FRIENDS so I MUST be emo as well.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm a BRUNETTE WITH BLOND HIGHLIGHTS so I MUST be a wanna-be.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck-up.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big dick.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE VIDEO GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be plotting to take over the world.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus Wuz A Brotha.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.

I hate SHOPPING so I MUST be a freak.

I'm an OG so I MUST be mexican.

I like ROCK MUSIC so I MUST be a druggie.

I play CHESS so I MUST be a nerd.

I have a LOT OF FRIENDS so I MUST be bribing them with sex.

I have a FEW FRIENDS so I MUST be a freak.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

40 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

21. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

22. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

23. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

24. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

25. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

26. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

27. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

28. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

29. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

30. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

31. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

32. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

33. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

34. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

35. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

36. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

37. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

38. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

39. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

40. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: stavri(Tsubomi, Shizuma, Nagisa, Miyuki, Chikaru, Kagome, Chiyo, Kanou Mizuho from Strawberry Panic!, yumi,sachiko,youko yoshino shimako,noriko from Maria-sama ga Miteru, himeko and chikane from Kannazuki no Miko, shizuru, natsuki, mai, mikoto, chie, aoi, haruka, yukino from Mai Hime/My Otome.). HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Edward Cullen, Damon Salvatore), SlytherinLuver(Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Tom Riddle, Edward Cullen), Morgan WhiteFang (Shizuma from Strawberry Panic!, Louis from The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice) Crystal Angel of Darkness (Toushirou Hitsugaya, Byakuya Kuchiki and (of course) Shuuhei Hisagi (from Bleach) Neji Hyuuga (Naruto) and Spectra Phantom (Bakugan Battle Brawlers), Cherryinu ( Sesshomaru, Naraku, Bankotsu, Pein, Gaara, Itachi, Hidan, Sasori, Deidara, Tobi/Madara, Vegeta, Trunks, Radditz, Andriod 17, Goku, Gohan(when he gets older), Shadow, Silver, and Sebastian. From Inuyasha, Naruto, Dragonball z, and Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler if you will).)

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, stavri, Sapphirepaw, Liontide, Arrowwing, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Morgan WhiteFang, Crystal Angel of Darkness, Cherryinu

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Stavri, Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Morgan WhiteFang, Crystal Angel of Darkness, Cherryinu

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These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afraid to let her know it.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

If you think that Homophobia is totally messed up and needs to be stopped copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a screaming competition with your friends or family while driving down the highway, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Checks my pulse- yep I'm still alive. lol

If you aspire to walk through a drive-through, put this on your profile.

If you've gone into a chain restaurant wearing a formal suit/dress, put this in your profile.

If you're tired of these things bossing you around, copy and paste this into your profile.

you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

Don't you just LOVE mothers.