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Hi. My stories may be constantly removed and rewritten and put on hold and discontinued and stuff, just to give you fair warning.

Um...well, let's see. I am blonde and hate milk, but otherwise not too much like Edward Elric. I like almost all anime, but Soul Eater is my favorite at the current moment. I really don't understand this profile thing... *sweat drop* But here's some of my basic info

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Ashlynn2. Nick names? Ash, Chashy, Angel3. Eye color? Blue4. Zodiac sign? Aries5. Male or female? Female6. Slut? Let's see...I've only technically kissed two guys my entire life, only really kissed one (one guy I only pecked on the lips), and the only guy I've ever had sex with is my current boyfriend/fiance, so...Imma say no.7. Smart? Book Smart No street smarts or common sense at all8. Hair color? Dirty blonde, but I want to dye it red (ginger red, not candy apple red)9. Long or short? Long10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans11. Phone or Camera? Phone12. Drink or Smoke? I drink a little (I'[ve actually been drunk twice now) but I don't smoke cigarettes. Weed on occasion13. Righty or lefty? Righty

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Either Gigi or Emmy (both current best friends, met when we were 5, now we're 20)2. First crush? Cameron (I just remember being young and liking some skinny blond kid)3. First pet? Frankenstein/Franky, a red/blue betta fish4. First big vacation? My family went to Colorado when I was younger.

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Sour Cream Onion generic-brand chips2. Drinking? Homemade smoothie (it's sooo sweet)3. I'm about to: Steal more stuff out of other people's profiles, then watch H2O4. Listening to? My creepy-ass creaky ceiling fan5. Plans for today? Internet, food, and naps

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller, but hard to find because I'm 5'8"2. Romantic or spontaneous? Either/both (not that I ever find either one lol)3. Sensitive or loud?Sensitive (I got loud)4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship. I've never hooked up, nor would I.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Like out of soda, or like bubble soap?2. Lost glasses/contacts? Yes, glasses. Multiple pairs.3. Ran away from home? Nope. I wanted to but I was too scared.4. Broken someone's heart? I think so but I've come back and healed it again since then5. Been arrested? Nope. Got fake-arrested as a kid, but it was just a scared-straight thing my aunt did when I stole some of her rings

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yeah, just wish they'd happen for me and not my boyfriend's cousin2. Yourself? Nope. I can't even seem to get pregnant, and that's literally what I was made for3. Heaven? Yes, but only because I can't stand the thought that my boyfriend's parents are nowhere4. Santa Claus? Not anymore4. Love? Yes.5. Do you like someone? No, I love someone with all my heart and want to be with him for the rest of my life6. Do you believe in God? I don't know. There's proof against him and proof for him. I guess it depends on my mood?7. Answered the truth on all questions? Yes sir

Um, yeah...

I have way too many OC's (at least 1 for every anime/movie/TV show/video game/cartoon/book I know of, I swear to God) but here's a few of my main CanonxOc pairings;

Soul Eater; SoulxMayu

Naruto; GaaraxAki, SasorixShiorixDeidara (love triangle, woot woot!)

Fruits Basket; KyoxSakura

Fullmetal Alchemist; EdxLucy

Ouran High School Host Club; KaoruxKimiko

Bleach; IchigoxSakura (a different Sakura, I just like that name )

Inuyasha; InuyashaxHiromi

And that's all I really got for now. I don't wanna add too many. And I admit to being an otaku but I am not full-fledged stalker fangirl. I do like to pair my OC's with main characters, but they're not the same as other canonxoc fics (at least I hope they're not)

Well, I've seen this on a lot of profiles, so i wanted to go ahead and out it up...*sweat drop*

Stereotypes are HURTFUL and often WRONG. The ones in bold font apply to me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no moralsI'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whoreI wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugsI WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandalsI'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(i bolded this one because someone really special called me beautiful and said never to let anyone tell me I'm not)I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.I'm part RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.I'm part GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snobI'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelonI'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST be a prostitute.I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.I'm part WELSH so I MUST love sheep.I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the timesI’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

If anybody else disagrees with labels, copy and paste this into your profile and change the ones that apply to you to bold type.

MommyI am only 8 inches longbut I have all my organs.I love the sound of your voice.Every time I hear itI wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beatis my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommytoday I learned how to suck my thumb.If you could see meyou could definitely tell that I am a baby.I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what MommyI'm a boy!I hope that makes you happy.I always want you to be happy.I don't like it when you cry.You sound so sad.It makes me sad tooand I cry with you even thoughyou can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommymy hair is starting to grow.It is very short and finebut I will have a lot of it.I spend a lot of my time exercising.I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toesand stretch my arms and legs.I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.Mommy, he lied to you.He said that I'm not a baby.I am a baby Mommy, your baby.I think and feel.Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.I don't like him.He seems cold and heartless.Something is intruding my home.The doctor called it a needle.Mommy what is it? It burns!Please make him stop!I can't get away from it!Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

MommyI am okay.I am in Jesus's arms.He is holding me.He told me about abortion.Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.Two more eyes that will never see.Two more hands that will never touch.Two more legs that will never run.One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile (Actually I did cry, big blubbering tears)

1: My real name: Ashlynn

2: My nobody name: Lynxansh(Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go)

3: My gangster name: Ashizzle (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle")

4: My detective name: Purple Dolphin (fav colour and fav animal)

5: My Soap Opera Name: Rachal Highway 59 (your middle name and the street you live on)

6: My Star Wars name: Mulas (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)

7: My superhero name: Blue Mudslide (2nd fav colour, fav drink)

8: My witness protection name: Charmain Patrick (middle names of your parents)

9: My Goth name: Black Hermione (Black plus the name of one of your pets)

YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You love hoodies.You love jeans.Dogs are better than cats.It's hilarious when people get hurt.You've played with/against boys on a teamShopping is torture.Sad movies suck.You own/ed an X-Box.Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.You used to be/are obsessed with Power Rangers.You watch sports on TVGory movies are coolYou go to your dad for advice.You own like a trillion baseball caps.You like going to high school football games.You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.Baggy pants are cool to wear.It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.You love to go crazy and not care what people think.Sports are fun.Talk with food in your mouth.Sleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.You love to shop.You wear eyeliner.You wear the color pink.Go to your mom for advice.You consider cheerleading a sport.You hate wearing the color black.You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.You like wearing jewelry.Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.You don't like the movie Star Wars.You were in gymnastics/dance.It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Besides the makeup part)You smile a lot more than you should.You have more than 10 pairs of shoes (I do, but I only wear two)You care about what you look like.You like wearing dresses when you can.You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne (so does my boyfriend though, so...)You love the movies.Used to play with dolls as little kid.Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.Like being the star of everything

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.You own something from abercrombieYou own something from pacsunYou own something from HollisterYou own something from American EagleYou love/like going to the mall.You own an iPod/MP3 player.You love Starbucks.You have been called a brat.You hate buying things that are on saleYou have more than one house

Total : 2

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.You have thought about death. You wear chains.You like heavy metal.You've shopped at Hot Topic.You have worn black lipstick.Your hair was/is dark.You dislike preps.You're an atheist/ satanist/agnostic.

Total : 7

PUNK

You can skateboardYou've worn plaid.You like ConverseYou hate MTV. (except for Viva La Bam)You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.You dislike pink.You hate/dislike preps.You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total : 4

GEEK

You love the computer.You like Harry Potter. You are supposed to wear glasses/contactsYou get straight A's.You love/like reading.You were/are in band.You don't care what you look like.You have a curfew.You always do your homework.You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total : 5

EMO

You cut yourself over depressionYou have been depressed.You have black rimmed glasses.You cry easilyYou like emo music.You hate being called emo.You keep/have kept a journal/diary.You have written a sad poemYou think emo chicks/Guys are hot.

Total : 7

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.You are/was in a gang. (Long story, but I was at one time)You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.You swear once in a while or a lot.You have freestyled.You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.You can break dance

Total : 2

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud musicYou love/loved the Ninja TurtlesYou never walk anywhere.You wear slip-on shoes.You wear/wore Vans.You like the band Panic! At the DiscoYou wear band t-shirts.People have called you a freak and meant it.You love to "hardcore" dance.Hair has been died more than 1 color.

Total: 4

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.You own track shoes or other sports related shoesYou collect your jerseys.You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards (writing awards...)You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.Your garage consists of sports equipmentYou belong/belonged to a school team.You are going/did go to a sports summer campYou have a specific number

Total :0

GODLY PARENT QUIZ! (YAY!)

Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.You were voted Class President.You do what’s best for everyone.You think you have what it takes to run for President.You think every problem has a solution.You love showing off.You like plane ridesYou are hydrophobic

1/9

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.You visit the local pool on a regular basis.You swim professionally.You hate seafood.You never get seasick.You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.You are acrophobic.

8/10 (Didn't see that coming...)

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.You like staying in the dark and writing poems.You experience bad moods on a regular basis.You like listening to loud, angry music.You spend most of your time alone (Not on purpose, my boyfriend/fiance just works a lot)You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.You like to keep to yourself.All your closets are padlocked.You write in diary/journal.You feel most active at night.

7/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.You like the great outdoorsYou have a green thumb.You’re an environmentalist.You have a special connection with animals.You’re a vegetarian.You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.You love going to flower shops.You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

3/10

ARES

You often start fights.You’re a very aggressive type of person.You like watching wrestling.You’re competitive.You like reading about war.You don’t take crap from anybody.You have anger management.You never back away from a fight.Everyone does what you say.You don’t always think before you do something.

2/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.You’re the valedictorian in your class.You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.You think it would be better if you were the President.You have a huge shelf of books at home.You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

2/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.You like listening to all kinds of music in general.You always feel sunny and optimistic.You are talented at drawing.You like writing poetryYou can play at least 3 musical instruments.You like going to art museums.You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.You have straight As in Art on your report card.Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

3/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.A deer is one of your favourite animalsYou can shoot targetsYou like silver.You like the moon better than the sunZoë Nightshade is awesomeYou love wild animalsYou spend most of your time outdoors.You love to move around the placeHunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

4/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.You build awesome things during your free time.You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.Metalworking is your forte.You have your own toolbox.You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.You’re a techie.You often have carpentry projects.You dream of being a carpenter.You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.You like putting on make-up.You naturally smell good.You never experience a bad hair day.Your favourite activity is clothes-shopping.You’re always at the front of every trend.You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.You’re often invited to parties.Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

HERMES

You like pick pocketing your friends.You’re a prankster.You’re a speed demon.You consider yourself restless.You’re the best speaker in the class.You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.You’re inventive and resourceful.You often start arguments.You've never lost a debate.You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

1/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.You like wine.You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.You can finish a martini in less than a minute.You have a happy, cheerful disposition.You’re a goodies. (And you're a need English classes...)You like going to social events and mingling with people.You like trying out new food.You feel that you’re abundant in life.You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10

I'm a daughter of Poseidon, baby! Yeah! (Not that that's a surprise, but still)