So like... Hey! :D

Name: Just call me Kris

Age: I am older than you think and younger than I'll ever be.

Location: Somewhere in Never land.

Likes: Music (Punk, Punk-rock, Alternative, Rock, Pop-punk, and stuff like that), FOOD, so much more.

Dislikes: People.

Hope you enjoy my stories! (when I post some)

Favorite quotes!

“If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea (coffee) and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She'll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable.”
― Robert Pattinson

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

The person you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger.

And there’s nothing I can do
I just gravitate towards you
You’re pulling on me like the moon
I just wanna get you sideways
I say anything I can to get me more than just a dance
Tell me where to put my hands
You know that you could be my favorite one-night stand

You are what you love not who loves you

RULES You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping! Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? In my own way, I guess...

2. Tall? I was... Then the boys around me hit puberty.. But still, I'm pretty tall

3. In your pajamas?Yes, 90% of the time.. The rest in school clothes.. (Outside? What is that?)

4. Left handed? Both.. Yes, I have two hands *gasp* No, but seriously though, I'm a righty.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: My friend on skype... Like I said before, I don't go outside.

2. Person to text you: My best friend :P

3. Was today better than yesterday? OH HELL NAW. Yesterday. Was. Amazing.

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 3, 7, 13. (Don't even ask why)

2. Color(s): NEON!!! XD Green, black, sea blue, red... Yeah..

3. Fruit: Strawberries, grapes, apples, bananas, and mangos.

4. Place: I don't really care as long as there is wifi...

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Yes, no, maybe... Okay, a little bit.

2. Are you happy? I don't wanna say... I might jinx it..

3. Are you sad? I.. No.. Maybe..

4. Are you bored? What? No... I have the internet why would I be... Oh right, I'm doing this..

5. Are you nervous? I-I-I don't get ne-nervous.

6. Are you tired? I wouldn't be... If I slept.

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? *insert fake name here*

2. Nick names? Kris, Kris-nee, Krissie (call me that, and I'll cut you.) and Krispy (It doesn't get worse than this, trust me.)

3. Eye color? Brown, average brown. No muddy brown, not chocolate brown. Average fucking brown.

4. Zodiac sign? Libra

5. Male or female? Female.

6. Slut? Yes, I'm a slut. Not a whore, a slut. Wait... I'm not even a normal slut... I'm a prudish slut.

7. Smart? Street smart? Yes. Book smart?... *sigh*

8. Hair color? Brown, almost black.

9. Long or short? Long.

10. Sweats or Jeans? For whatever reason would I use jeans for? Not like I would ever leave my house...

11. Phone or Camera? DON'T PUT ME IN THE SPOT :(

12. Drink or Smoke? Drink

13. Righty or lefty? Like I said before, I have both hands. And I would like it if you do not ask if people are missing hands or not, it's rude.

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Uhm, I don't really remember to be honest.

2. First crush? Uh, when I was in the first grade, this guy, he was also my bestfriend, like I said before, I don't really remember

3. First pet? GOLDIEEE, my gold fish. :I

4. First big vacation? To Paris, when I was 6.

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? I don't have "food" at home TT

2. Drinking? Water..?

3. I'm about to: Go skateboard for a bit, after I'm done with this.

4. Listening to? My brother and parents argue in the hall.

5. Plans for today? Music...?

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller, if the guy is hot. Shorter, if the guy is cute.

2. Romantic or spontaneous? None, I hate romance, and I hate surprises.

3. Sensitive or loud? L-O-U-D!!! When aren't I loud? Why wouldn't I want him to be loud?

4. Hook-up or relationship? Let's see... Probably a hook-up.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Maybe, maybe not.. Rather not embarrass myself with the things I did yesterday.

2. Lost glasses/contacts? Nope... Sadly..

3. Ran away from home? I tried once... I didn't realize I had to leave my house for that..

4. Broken someone's heart? Yes, and the regret sets in right about... now...

5. Been arrested? Almost... But nevermind about that ''

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Not really..

2. Yourself? Yes, no, maybe. Sometimes.

3. Heaven? Heaven, earth, hell? All the same isn't it?

4. Santa Claus? I wish I still did..

5. Love? I guess... I know it exists, just not for me, y'know?

6. Do you like someone? Yes, yes I do! My laptop :P

7. Do you believe in God? Not to offend anybody... But I don't... Not really.. I guess he does.. Just not with me, I guess. And that's fine :)

8. Answered the truth on all questions? Maybe :3

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

ADD THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!

1. Your real name: Kristen

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Krixten

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Kriizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Green Bear

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Amelia Central

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Sanen

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Neon Frappuccino

8. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Boots

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodesiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

That's all!! :D

Again, hope you enjoy my stories!

And for all who don't know... I'm a girl. :P

Byee