I'm an xx-year old guy who's new to this whole fanfic thing

hits: sleeping in, cool war movies, well written fanfics, cheese, FMA!!, videogames

misses: neon-haired people in anime, pain, waking up early

Likes: Fullmetal Alchemist, Left 4 Dead, Fable II, Fallout 3, various books

Burn the emo. Cleanse the Lemon. Kill the Mary Sue.

Fanfics I like: crossovers are tricky, but i like them. . i will read a lot of different fanfics from different fandoms, but i only really stick with what i know like FMA, Fallout, Halo, read some xxxHolic, but not really into the dimensional witch thing. Also love Bioshock fanfics that center on a Big Daddy.

Pairings:

anything not yaoi. that's it. and I think Envy is a guy. those people who don't... well, you're entitled to your own opinion. i also like canon pairings, like WinEd, etc. really like Royai tho. XD note: I don't support any yaoi/yuri pairings unless they are canon... or if I'm writing a cracktastic fic. ;)

Projects:

Project New America- my first fanfic and my first crossover in one convenient package. I'm an avid Fallout player, and a rabid FMA fan, so it was only a matter of time. XD. Note: I'm looking for a LW to fill in the role as a secondary char. Send me ideas and i'll look at them.

If you like well-written, original characters, but hate Mary-Sues, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran, Zilo's Blue Pen, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, GhoulTastic

Fave Artists and best song:

Coldplay- Violet Hill and Life in Technicolor ii and almost all their songs XD

Phantom Planet- Do the Panic, California

Bob Crosby & The Bobcats, and all the guys who did the Fallout 3 OST. :3

Linkin Park-New Divide, What I've Done

Those guys in titanic who did that hymn thingie

Third Eye Blind- Never Let you go

Frank Sinatra-all his songs XD

Coldplay- EVERYTHING THEY EVER MADE. but especially Violet Hill and A Rush of Blood to the Head.

Mozart (he's not really an artist, but still.)-Moonlight Sonata

Dean Martin-same as Frank.

Quotes:

"There's semen on everything!EVERYTHING!" Dr. Grossman, Bioshock

"When is a fever not a fever?" WHEN I SAY SO!" same as above.

"I'm not a hairdresser, I'm a barber!" Butch DeLoria, Fallout 3

"Only you can prevent human flesh fires." Three Dog, Fallout 3

"Chicken has bad intentions." A friend whose name i cannot put or else i'll be savaged by killer chickens. XD

"The lies... The money... The lies... The money!" Toasty the splicer, Bioshock

"Speak softly and carry a big stick." Theodore Roosevelt!

"Sometimes i dream about cheese..." Last words of a random City 17 citizen, The Gmod Idiot Box ep 2!