Hi!!! Hope you Like my stories, and yes. i know i suck at spelling... But hey.. so do turtles.

the questionaire is a squirrel!! ugh i dont know you choose!!

What your favourite food huh? ANSWER ME!! : GEESH!! i looove spagetti bolognaise!! I like it like a fat kid loves ...cake?? that makes no sense!! shruggs

What are you favourite books?eye roll : OH GOODNESS!! Well i use to be a twilight finatic butnow im like...dude...it sux!! and i now LUURVE L.J smiths book (Night world) and i LUURVE Richelle Meads books,ohhh the city of bones!! annnd Hush Hush... annd house of night. and Lilli St.Crow, and of course Janet evanovich!! ah damn shes funny!!

What way would you like to die? Ill do it!! : HMPH!! well...if me, beth, had to die it would be a good ol' mauling by a cow in the middle of the city!!

What is your hair colour? : Dude...really? UGH!! my hair is brown!!

What is your favourite type of music?: I luuuuuuurve the rock/alternitive!! i like a little bit here and there but mostly stuff i could get jiggy with!!

Why am i doing this!!: nananananananananannananaa BATMAAANNN!!

Favorite t.v quotes

'mmm very nice,thank you for the sacrifice.''Have another sacrifice',no no I have had enough today' -King Jullian

' Im...Bulimic...WHAT!! You can read minds?? ' Zoolander

' Tell her you long for her whispering eye,Tell her you long for her whispering eye... oh my god that's a vagina, oh my god' Role models

'Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian Peter, those are Cheerios ' Family guy

''I'm in a glass case of emotion' Anchorman

'If she were a president, she would be called Babe-raham Lincoln' Waynes world!!

'to Dory Yes, yes! I'm your conscience. So, we haven't spoken in a while. How are you?' Finding nemo!!

'There'll be banana hammocks everywhere' Scrubs

' MANBEARPIG IS REAL!! IM CEREAL!' southpark

'Its Funny becuase hes fat' Hangover

SSHHOOUUTTOOUUTTSS!!

Heyho!! well Niamhface!! the davinator!!hahah kik boxing buddy!! i dedicate this song 4 u!!

" shes nothing like that horse wev never seen before , nothing like youv seen in our neighbourhood COW" ahhhh lurve uuu!! kisses and kick and yes i slap uu!!

Eilis, well heyhey!! manbearpig and larry!! IMSOOOOFAT!! harharhar!! mother sheep!! ur ma twinny 4EVR!! yes we shall open that biiig shoppuing centre!! hahahaha we both wanna write!! i hope we do in da future!! :D:D:D luurve uu 2 death!! CAARRRLLL why doesnt he have any hands!! i had the rumblies...CAARRLLL!! that only hands can satisfy!!

lol look up llamas with hats!! classic!! :D:D

Michael!! duude!! ur awsome!! and like ma older bro...but u arent...hahaha our dream!! dats dawg gone funny!!

okay the rest of the lads...i would put ur names down...but no!! steven ...damn!! out ur name down...ur just mean!!

okay evan and joe!! u just emmbaress me!! BUT I LOVE U ALL!! (not) cough cough

okay so i was n suchawolfgirls page just browsing and i came along these copy and paste things. so here they are!! ;

If you want to be a Wild Power, Copy and Paste this to your profile (What do ya mean be...i AM one?) HAHAHAH!

If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith, Copy this to your Profile

If you think John Quinn is Better than Jacob Black, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think Ash Redfern is Better then Jasper Hale, Copy and Paste this to your Profile (Hell YEA!)
If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you LOVE JEZ REDFERN, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Rashel Jordan is Better than Alice Cullen, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think LJ smith deserves More credit for her Awesome work, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Twilight is getting way to famous, copy and paste this to your profile

If you Can't wait for Strange Fate, Copy and paste this to your profile

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile

If you think Night World Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Rose and Dimitri should be together FOREVER copy and paste this to your page

If you are getting SICK of twilight copy and paste this to your page

If you LOVE the night world series copy and paste this to your page

if you prefer ranger to morelli copy and paste this to your page

If you think Henry should be shot put this on your page (BASTARD!!)

If you are an X factor finatic paste this on your page. ( lloyd and daniel..oh and Jedward!! :) )

If you watched New Moon and loved it paste this on your page. ( OMG jacob was HAWWT!! wolf pack...yuuuumm!!)

If you like Turtles, Copy and Paste this to your Profile (Neh Neh Turdles)

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! did anyone watch the ireland France match...AHHHHH henry shud die!! WHYYY?? and no rematch!! the french team...UGH!! our team were the real winners :)

Okay!! well i think fan fic is one of the best places to practice your writing!! and loads of people do. i love this website!! and well alot of stories i have read are really good!! so anyone that is in my favs...PUBLISH A BOOK already!!

Okay i just noticed that i didnt say my books that i luuuuuurve!! so here they are,

1. House of Night

2. Vampire Academy

3. Vampire Diaries

4. Hunger Games Series

5. Stephanie Plum Series

6. Alex Barneby Series

7. Night World Series

8. The Host

9. City Of Bones

10. Hush hush

11. Strange Fate Series

12. Dark Vision Series

13. The secret circle series

14. Morganville Vampire series

and way way way way more!! i just cant remember!! :S

I love Fan fiction, and i love the stories i read on this website and here are some of my favourite authors;

1) Suchawolfgirl

2) Candyeaters

okay i have to go back and check because i forgot some... :)