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...Sorry, I couldn't resist. Seriously though, I am Chaos Blademaster, but I will respond to just about any variation of that name. I chose that name for two reasons. One, I am a HUGE reader of Robert Jordan's "The Wheel of Time" books, and wanted to include the revered title of 'blademaster' from those books in my name. Two, when I first came to FF.net, I took notice of authors' pen names, and one that I thought was pretty cool was that of Blazing Chaos. So I decided that I was going to add 'Chaos' to my name. And that is how my name came to be.

As a few people here may have heard, I am NOT a writer. I possess absolutely no writing talent whatsoever. And don't let the fact that I am, in fact, writing a story deter from that statement. I just one day decided to justify my profile's existence by writing something. I am a reader. I like reading, and am usually able to use what I have dubbed my "Reader-sense" to be able to tell what is going to happen in a story.

Quotes/Catchphrases

I am a collector of sorts when it comes to quotes and/or catchphrases. If I can remember all of mine, I will eventually add them here. I would also like to know what other people have as catchphrases or favorite quotes, so please send me yours! If I like it, I will even post it alongside mine (with appropriate crediting, of course).

"God does not play dice." -Albert Einstein, on Quantum Theory

"He who laughs last, usually does not get the joke." -Benjamin Franklin

"Victory without honor is the greatest defeat." -my personal motto

"Gloriousness is mine!" -me, upon achieving victory

Church: "So what did you tell them?"
Wash: "I told them Caboose did it. I would have said it was you, but I wanted it to be believable. Apparently, they already have a shortcut on their keyboards to record his team-kills."
Caboose: "Control+F+U."
-Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction, Chapter 7

Teal'c: "Indeed."
-Stargate SG-1 (pretty much every episode he is in)

Donna: "Are you telling me that bees are aliens?!"
The Doctor: "Don't be so daft. pause Not all of them."
-Doctor Who, "The Stole Earth"

Sam: "There are no fish in this pond, are there?"
Jack: "Nope."
-Stargate SG-1, "Moebius"

Wash: "That was the worst throw ever. Of all time."
Caboose: "Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way."
-Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction, Chapter 6

Kafei: "College girls and tentacles? Have you been renting movies with Ralph again?"
-"The Weekly Hyrule News" by Batneko, Chapter 8 "Your Doctor Could Be An Alien!"

Sam: "I thought you said there weren't any fish."
-Stargate SG-1, "Moebius Part 2"

The Doctor: "Ringing? How could you be ringing? You're not even connected. There are no wires. You're not even a real phone."
-Doctor Who, "The Empty Child"

Dori: "Es-cah-peh! Hey, that's funny, it's spelled just like the word 'escape!'"
-Finding Nemo

Tucker: "16 days!? That's almost two weeks!"
-Red vs. Blue, Episode 10 "Shadow of His Former Self"

Ronan: "Tell me you've got something."
Shepard: "Devlin Medical Technologies."
Ronan: "And that means?"
Shepard: "You've got someone to point your gun at."
Ronan: "Sweet."
-Stargate Atlantis, "Miller's Crossing"

Favorite video games

The Legend of Zelda (all)
Metroid (all)
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock

Favorite TV/internet shows

Bleach
Bones
Digimon
Doctor Who
House, M.D.
LOST
NCIS
Red vs. Blue
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate SG-1