Is this the part where I give you my resume?

Shakespeare is the English teacher I've always wanted

I constantly reach out to the stars, trying to touch the brink of infinity

I consider myself a Linguaphile

INFJ

DOMINION FIC COMING SOON!

Animes: Naruto Shippuden, Vampire Knight, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood and Attack on Titan

Some Food for Thought . . .

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it

Don't steal! The government hates competition.

Be nice to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I just let my mind wander and it didn't come back!

Don't interrupt me while I'm talking to myself

I love you is spelled with 8 letters... then again so is Bullshit

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same.