The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.

Originally written for the Picfic Tuesday Challenge on LJ. The photo is the prompt. Illya is attempting to avoid capture.

Kili is delirious and determined to carry out some very important tasks. Bilbo proves his talent in handling a delusional dwarf.

The five times the team thought Clint was acting strangely, and the one time they found out that he was deaf.

A genius with a video camera plus a mysteriously and repetitively breaking toaster. No one is willing to fess up to the damage, so Don decides to take matters into his own hands to find the culprit. These are the tapes from the hidden toastercam.

One-shot. When a nightly run turns into an ambush, Don is seriously injured. While drifting in and out of unconsciousness, he flashes back to a promise Raph made to him when they were kids. A promise to always be there to protect him.

THIS one oughtta be good… THIS one he HAD to hear. Leo shook his head and sighed, looking at Mikey. "Mikey, this may be a stupid question," he said cautiously. "But, what exactly have you been DOING?" Oneshot.

The Sheriff of Nottingham attempts to escape the insanity of Sherwood. Set in the universe of the Facebook app "Robin Hood", and sequel to "A Day in the Life of the Sheriff of Nottingham".

Follow the many adventures and perils the Sheriff of Nottingham faces on a daily basis. Set in the universe of the Facebook app "Robin Hood".

Or, perhaps more appropriately, the calm before the storm.

All the things a certain turtle has to do do in one day. Or in other words... All the things the Hamato family manage to break in one day!

After years of mourning Xantos, Qui-Gon is persuaded to take on a new apprentice. Obi-Wan is a quick learner, powerful in the Force, calm and patient, an opposite to Qui-Gon. And he's blind. Is it possible for two such different people to work together?

I can’t remember anything and nothing is making any sense. All I know is that I’m a giant mutant turtle and that there are other mutant turtles doing everything they can to keep me safe. Why are they so familiar, anyways?

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

Raph is treated to an evening of learning. Oneshot.

When Tahu is asked to babysit for a friend, he has the adventure of a lifetime! Humor. AU

In which the Witch King realizes that, for an inhabitant of Middle Earth, the knowledge that you cannot be harmed by any living man is no reason to get cocky.

This is just a cute Donatello story from when they are younger. Don't usually write stories like this, so I have no idea where it came from.