I guess I should start out my nifty little summary with my name. I. Am. AMPHIBIOS!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA-oops. Kinda went Spartan on you for a second there. Sorry. I guess I'm an average writer, never taken formal classes, and whenever I got my papers back in Language class they would have critical comments right next to a big ol' C. So for you, Mrs. Watkins, I'll give the nice people a little list to start out with.

My Life

1. Born in New York

2. Getting older. Also in New York.

3. Now I'm stuck writing fanfiction. In New York.

Any questions? No, I didn't think so.

Anyway, I'm 16 and I'm thinking of playing lacrosse somewhere and maybe majoring in art or something. I don't know yet. I like to write stories about weapons, fighting, weapons, blood, weapons, gore, weapons, obscenity, weapons, and ponies. Just kidding. I'll post some stories pretty soon, so look out for the story with the worst grammar ever. Example: won daye sohm dood are iz wakking in woods and he died tomorrow so he are iz soon die 2nite. Yeah, you still might wanna check it out. :)

Later,

Amphibios