J.Lynn Collins
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Author has written 1 story for Underland Chronicles.

I guess I'll just blab a little about myself. I have been in print 5 times, twice in my local library writing contest, twice in my school's anthology, and once in the new addition of the Abandoned Towers Magazine. I have ideas for a billion stories but can never find the time to put them on paper. I'm hoping, this summer, to finish at least one book.

My favorite books are.. well.. anything I can get my hands on that has magic, dragons, werwolfes, ect. That includes, but is not limited too, Hunger Games, Twilight, Eragon, Underland Chronicles...

Music: just about anything but screamo

My style of writing: come up with a character and creat a story around her (yes my main character is usually a girl and usually has a brother and sister)

Favorite quotes: "Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars"-Les Brown (I think), "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most",

found this on Lazyninja 09 ' s account, hope you enjoy

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

FRIENDS: Never ask for food

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST friends: Will sit next to you saying “that was fun! Too bad we got caught”

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS:
Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS:
Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the flat out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS:
Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Gregor and The Hunters reviews
Greogor is asked down to the Underland to solve who has been killing every creature in it
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Gregor, Luxa